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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 08/03/2003 : 21:07:07
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the end of the year is only 5 short months away.. don't you think it's about time we started thinking about a swimsuit calendar?
by my rough estimation, we probably only have about 12 girls on here anyway, so if you're a girl, you're chances of making it into the calendar are VERY high..
just send a recent swimsuit photo directly to me (and El Barto) and we'll do the judging.
good luck ladies! |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2003 : 21:53:35
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| as soon as I saw this subject heading I knew it was you floop |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2003 : 22:50:15
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I'll make some frank black porno... I am an undiscovered, clean, professional porn-star. Feel free to email me. We'll listen to frank black and get it on with his t-shirts on and posters on the wall and a dvd with the new pixies thing supposed to come out.
Or we could do it in the bathroom before and after the show and film it and call frank black porno.
New video every month.
First free with the ladies' callender.
Oh wait... My brain cell is gone
snooch
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 00:08:12
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Yeah, show me your pixies..very nice..
Sign me up for the calendar anyway.. 11 to go! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 00:10:16
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frank black and the cun...
can't do'iss
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ain't it |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 06:28:39
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This cracked me up. Do I get to choose my own month?
PS. I vote for the Boys of FB.net Calendar - there are so many more choices and Sarah and I would make excellent judges! |
Edited by - ramona on 08/04/2003 06:29:16 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 07:30:40
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ramona, el barto and i will chose which month you get, but i'll see what i can do.
no, no porno. this is just a wholesome swimsuit calendar. 18 and over only please.. (and sorry Dave, ladies only) |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 07:46:37
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| Forget it then, if I don't get my own month - no boobs for you! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 07:49:36
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| ok, you can choose your month! |
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blackpurse
= Cult of Ray =
USA
299 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 08:23:48
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Well you'll have to wait until October, when I'll be in the throes of breastfeeding and my already ample cleavage will be the biggest it ever gets....
but it will have to be a one-piece, unless stretch marks are a turn-on for FB fans.....
"Sacred cows make the best burgers!"
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 10:50:15
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| I wanna be Miss September. I'm very modest though. I think the most y'all can hope for from me is a picture in a tight "Lifeguard" t-shirt. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 13:18:37
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quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
I wanna be Miss September. I'm very modest though. I think the most y'all can hope for from me is a picture in a tight "Lifeguard" t-shirt.
Yeah, mine would be something low-key and artsy like my RAMONA necklace (hee) and some cleavage. I'm mulling it over... |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 13:27:49
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Hey, why do i feel like i'm the only person fighting for my right to be in this calendar?
I wanna be Miss February.. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 13:31:33
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| I think as the Captain of this crazy ship, you should indeed be allowed to show some bootie. Shake your moneymaker, Dave! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 14:27:25
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This is a wonderful idea...we have 10 months left to fill. We have to tie it in with Frank Black/the Pixies somehow...who wants to be the whore with a disease? Anyone? Anyone? (just kidding)
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FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 14:30:07
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dave, i'll consider you if we don't get enough submissions.. but really it's a "ladies" swimsuit calendar. i'm sorry.
remember, this was my idea.. i'm calling the shots on this i'm afraid..
so far mereubu has September.. ramona, which month do you want? blackpurse?? the months are filling up fast..
if anyone (except dave) needs help with the photography end of it, let me know.. |
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 15:42:15
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Forget it then, if I don't get my own month - no boobs for you!
Heh heh heh. She said "boobs". |
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miguel
- FB Fan -
USA
213 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 19:43:06
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I know febs been called but I should get precedence seeing how I'm taking the hormones.
www.namjunerobot.com |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2003 : 22:49:43
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| I eat a lot of soy..there's phyto-estrogen in there, ain't there? |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 02:38:38
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there suuuure is.
Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 06:42:12
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| I call July. |
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gary13th
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
632 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 08:36:27
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I cant wait ! Can I preorder ? 
~you will get used to me, welcome to your new joy
Heloise by FB&TC |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 08:42:45
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| Does that mean we would get paid? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 08:44:58
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| Only in hugs... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 09:07:29
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| All proceeds to the site Carolyn you greedy, naked slime-o. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 09:17:03
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for the sake of being "frank black" themed, maybe one of the girls can do a Humboldt County Massacre thing.. i picture a deerskin bikini with an oyster shell top, holding a bloody tomahawk. eh??
someone else can do a whole St. Francis Dam Disaster series.. which kind of makes sense for wearing a bathing suit.
also, a space themed one is in order. fake moon setting, bikini-styled space suit.. we need to be creative here..
any other ideas??
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 09:22:59
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How about altered lyrics to acompany each picture. For the Humbolt theme:
"then ramona threw her clothes away, and her breasts were like two mounds...." |
Edited by - speedy_m on 08/05/2003 09:24:21 |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 09:50:40
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| Shirley, you can't be serious. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 09:55:59
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| I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 11:59:11
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For the alien themed outfit, there should definitely be an alien's hands covering the lady's breasts. I nominate myself to be that alien. What about a "Tossed w/ lyrics" theme (see thread in FB Chat)? 
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Edited by - El Barto on 08/05/2003 12:00:08 |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 12:35:05
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The whole theme concept scares me.
I am afraid my publicist may not allow me to be a part of this production. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 12:39:06
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| Ya, and I have one too many stalkers already. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 16:27:08
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| I could have some fun with pics of myself and 'ole St Francis... |
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paintmeister
= Cult of Ray =
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 19:36:08
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Of course, with Floop as the antagonist.
The scene is similar to the Coppertone girl and the dog pulling her bathing suit
Heading: I think I'm starting to lose it.
Tastefully done, of course.
"Guess I'm just a little stupid" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 20:53:52
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| i think a lot of songs would make for good swimsuit calendar photos, with the strong exception of "Hermaphroditos".. no Hermaphroditos allowed please. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2003 : 21:06:23
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| I think that Dog in the Sand is to be avoided too. |
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