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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =

USA
344 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2002 :  10:23:52  Show Profile
You know you're a true Frank Black fan when...

The lyrics to "You're Such A Wire" make perfect sense.

bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2002 :  12:07:46  Show Profile
you know you are a true frank black fan when...

you understand the meaning of words like zugzwagung and ischist.

stone to the bone
:o)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2002 :  14:01:11  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
Speaking of which, what DOES "ishist" mean?

Nathan
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2002 :  17:51:39  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address
You know your a true Frank Black fan when...

you have an argument with someone about any of his songs being over rated when you know you are the only persons that have heard that song.

"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu
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edward897
- FB Fan -

80 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2002 :  18:58:36  Show Profile
zugzwang is a position in chess where every move you have is a bad one.

Ed
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 10/14/2002 :  20:07:30  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address
Ed, the topic implies that we know this already.

(actually it's a chess move that is forced on you that you would otherwise not have made but it is the only move available)

"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7438 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  01:05:31  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
You know you're a true Frank Black fan when...

You receive 300 messages talking about what could be Frank's favorite taco stand in L.A. and you're not even bored.


Denis
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -

United Kingdom
1733 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  02:11:06  Show Profile
You know you're a true FB fan when...

you think there is a place for the majority of the music journalists who review his albums, but it has not been dug deep enough yet
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =

USA
344 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  05:57:58  Show Profile
The lyrics to "Dog Gone" make perfect sense. In fact, you start using the phrase in everyday conversation. "Man, I feel dog-gone tonight... Motherfucking dog-gone..." sigh
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7438 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  06:43:34  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
You name your baby Nemo after Frank's cat.

You know more about the history & geography of California than of your own state/country.


Denis
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
314 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  08:43:53  Show Profile
You know you've gone too far when suddenly you have a burning desire to listen to Beatles records coz THEY remind you of FB records and you've been banned from playing more than 4 tracks a day...
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switchy
- Gigographer -

324 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  09:42:20  Show Profile  Visit switchy's Homepage
You do the audience participation in "Pie In The Sky" right on cue, (stomping your feet, clapping your hands, etc), often startling those around you.
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6012 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2002 :  10:47:08  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address
When your friends do a sketch featuring ''you'' (played by a friend)talking over and over about frank black at party's

Yop
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7438 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  01:07:00  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
Oh... so all of this happens to you too? That's make me feel better actually...


Denis
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FranknWeezer
= Cult of Ray =

USA
356 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  15:22:01  Show Profile
...when you know what un somnabulist is because you went to the trouble to look it up so you wouldn't feel stupid singing along to 85 Weeks.

-FranknWeezer
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  17:24:17  Show Profile  Visit steveplymouthuk's Homepage
... when you lose sleep over the rhyme of "jim jams" and "flim flams" in sir rockaby. I really do hate that rhyme. I think i'm going to have some sort of breakdown...
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -

USA
247 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  18:16:31  Show Profile  Visit TOTIPOTENT's Homepage
You know you're a true Frank Black fan when...

All you do with your spare time is come to this website...

..then your wife asks you to dinner and you do not go...

...funny I think this just happened because she is nowhere to be
found...hehehe



Differentiation at it's best...
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OliverK
- FB Fan -

43 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  19:24:47  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde


You know more about the history & geography of California than of your own state/country.




I liked that one!



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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =

USA
891 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  20:01:52  Show Profile
You know you're a Frank Black fan when...

You find yourself longing for a to scale 1/10 size Frank Black doll to help you get to sleep at night (and in all honestly, if these were ever marketed i know they'd be a big hit)
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2002 :  20:50:26  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

You know you're a true Frank Black fan when...

You receive 300 messages talking about what could be Frank's favorite taco stand in L.A. and you're not even bored.


Denis



:) this one made me laugh out loud.. (sorry for contributing to the taco saga so much.. but hey, c'mon.. it's frank related right?)..

ok.. you know you're a Frank Black fan (nerd) when:

you go the Frank Black taping on Craig Kilborne and yell out "Donnie Darko" because of some ultra-silly inside joke on Frank Black For President.. AND people look at you like you're insane, and you suddenly realize that you may very well be.
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worries have worries
- FB Fan -

France
54 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  02:57:44  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by bazza

you know you are a true frank black fan when...

you understand the meaning of words like zugzwagung and ischist.

stone to the bone
:o)



"ishist" i don't know but zugzwang i know is a german word used in chess game to indicate a position where it's a disadvantage to play a move (you would rather not play a move at all).
HAving said that, the line "Zugzwang got me in a way/Under my opposing thumb" hardly means anything to me. What could it mean ?
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mdisanto
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1140 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  03:20:28  Show Profile  Visit mdisanto's Homepage
isnt it zwangzig in song?

-miked
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1439 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  03:34:53  Show Profile
ok... i admit i dont know what an ischist is (even though i wrote it - it sounded good at the time...) i do know what the chess move is though so i think i am off the hook!

the taco stand thing is the funniest post i have seen on these pages. take a bow sir.
cheers

stone to the bone
:o)
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7438 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  04:33:33  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
I feel embarassed now... I actually think Derek's "The Vanishing Fries" was funnier.


Denis
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  18:25:21  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address
Hey Floop, http://www.donniedarko.com./
that donnie darko load up screen is a keeper.

"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
BÖCswu
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  20:14:12  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by switchy

You do the audience participation in "Pie In The Sky" right on cue, (stomping your feet, clapping your hands, etc), often startling those around you.


yes! i do this when i am driving alone in my car. One time me and my three friends had this song on in the car and me and the driver stomped our feet and clapped our hands, but the guys in the backseat didn't. Me and the driver laughed and gave high fives cause we were cooler than the backseat boys.

Derek
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  20:32:15  Show Profile
You know you are a true Frank Black fan when you are blaring frank black in your car and you pull up to a red light alongside some goofy white yos in their lame looking car with loud rap music, and you just laugh at them.

ok so maybe that's going out on a limb. But this happened to me.

Derek
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2002 :  20:34:40  Show Profile
You know you're a true Frank Black fan when...

...your fondest memory about your trip up to Eureka was blasting "California Bound" up the 101 next to the Eel River.

...you got to Eureka and spent half the time thinking about Robert Gunther and the poor Wiyot.

(maybe these don't belong in the top 10, but they're confessions of an FB geek)

-Brian
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