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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:36:03
 This thread is for all the smokers who need help quitting and all the kind members who wanna help us smokers. I decided that I'm gonna finally seriously quit if I can do it but I would like to hear some advice from everybody how they quit!
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| Newo |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 09:18:53
I haven´t smoked today yeah and moralhighorsehood is small compensation for physical symptoms.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
| The Champ |
Posted - 10/14/2004 : 05:47:47
Allright day 2 of ? quitting smoking, im all fucked up today, cant think straight, body feels like shit, but hey thems the beats. |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:28:42
oooh purdy
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:25:32
If you do a good job, I give you a nice, shiny penny!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 17:54:57
I dunno
Whats the wages like?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 17:36:25
Were you planning on cleaning my house in the first place?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 12:31:37
we're not freaks, bitch
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 11:39:49
Hey, I don't trust any one-testicled, one-ovaried freak cleaning MY house, whether they smoke or not!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 11:05:32
quote:
Originally posted by saltym
......basically the average smoker has below average intelligence, usually does menial jobs like cleaning, and so on....
The average smoker also has one testicle and one ovary.Gotta love averages.
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 09:40:36
quote:
Originally posted by saltym
.....i went and had a look at my children sleeping in there room, and there was smoke all in the room, all from me puffing away all night...
Absolute rule numero fucking UNO: NEVER smoke around children - ANY children...especially in an enclosed environment like in YOUR OWN HOME.
Jesus christ, man.
Glad you quit.
You were obviously not qualified.
I'll bet you smoked in the fucking car with them too.
120% of all smokers die.
Yeah, yeah yeah. whatever.
So do 120% of all automobile drivers.
Seen the Dunhill warning labels?
Dig it. |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 09:10:40
*exhales*
hmmm....interesting
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| saltym |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 09:04:25
Right well i smoked for ten years, and i seriously smoked when i was drinking, i could smoke 50 ciggies in a night, if i was out................anyway one night i was drinking in the house and smoking stayed up till 4 in the morning, left the living room to go to bed, and saw all the smoke drifting through the hallway, all this smoke had been building up from me puffing away......i went and had a look at my children sleeping in there room, and there was smoke all in the room, all from me puffing away all night.,,,,,i then read this article about how the big cigarette companies analyse what makes up the average smoker for marketting ventures,,,,,,,and how a copy of there "Average smoker" fell into a journalists hand and it ended up in the newspaper......basically the average smoker has below average intelligence, usually does menial jobs like cleaning, and so on.............so i thought fuck this, i'm not smoking no more, why should i pay these bastards to eventually kill me of lung cancer and damage my kids health..........its a no brainer. So just like that i gave up, the next day, and because i KNEW i would not smoke again i didn't
Have you heard of KingBathmat? http://www.kingbathmat.com
If not why not?
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 08:39:49
Damn you and your argument winning stats Vovat.DAMN YOUUUUU
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| Newo |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 08:34:26
quote:
floop Posted - 10/10/2004 : 13:25:07
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i would buy into your eternal theory if it weren't for the whole death thing
well when official science manages to find the mind in the body I might consider playing along with the whole born-from-nothing-return-to-nothing schtick.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 16:08:54
But 120% of all smokers die, so there's evidence in the other direction.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 15:06:39
Thats right,100% of all non smokers die.I think that's quite enough evidence to close this case.
Shemales have rights too... |
| n/a |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 14:14:23
non smokers die every day
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| floop |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 13:25:07
i would buy into your eternal theory if it weren't for the whole death thing
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Newo |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 11:24:02
I quit for three years and then took it up again when I moved to Spain (think peer pressure but you have 35 million peers). I may lose the desire to have a cigarette at some stage but I also happen to feel we´re eternal so it matters not a jot. (Surgeon General´s Warning: Fortunecookie philosophising may be harmful to your health)
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 05:49:03
www.smokingcures.com for loadsa reasons not to quit smoking
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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 01:00:26
Thanks Daisy Chick ;)
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 17:07:57
Congrats to Alex and Glacial.... that is so cool! It's hardest it seems when you first quit...so it is still going to be hard but it will gradually get easier.. You guys are awesome!
I guess kinda to echo some of what some have you have been saying... that oral fixaton is huge having gum or mints or even a pen or pencil to gnaw on helped me.
Way to go! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 16:49:28
I'm not giving you one, I've only got two left
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| floop |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 16:32:33
i could sure go for a smoke right now
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 16:17:50
quote:
Originally posted by Skatealex1
Glad to see you're not giving in to death/smoking. :)
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Oh please
Yay you for quitting and everything but PLEASE don't do that.
If it helps you already sound like a non smoker
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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| Domestiques |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 08:39:23
me and sweet sweet zyban did it 2 years ago. kicking ASS!
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They said, “You’re overqualified.
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| ivandivel |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 05:55:53
I've quit a couple of times (not successfull in the long rund obviously... but i've lasted a year both times) - but - i found it very helpfull to expose myself to places and situations i usually smoked as soon as possible. For instance, when drinking alchol i always smoked alot. So - i drunk alot. He he. The strange thing is - one gets so much more drunk after quitting because one replaces smoking behavior with drinking behavior. Anyway - it worked. The feeling of tackling situations I knew it would be difficult to handle was pretty good and gave me confidence that i could do it.
First time I quit was, by the way, a result of massive propaganda on TV - the world's smoke-free day or something. Infomercial after informercial on black lungs - i hate such propaganda - but it worked. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 09/29/2004 : 05:45:26
Read Alan Carr's Easy Way to Give up Smoking. It's super cheesy, very repetitive but costs about the same as a packet of cigarettes and WORKS! (as long as you finish the book that is) |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 23:43:25
I've had a habit to bite my nails like crazy before smoking cause it keeps me busy and I agree alot with what you said bout smoking for social reasons.Glad to see you're not giving in to death/smoking. :)
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 23:24:23
Good! Me neither, and I am not going to.
Supposedly I have more of a psychological addiction to cigarettes, which basically means that I like to smoke because of what is, embarassingly enough, an oral fixation, rather than a physical addiction. I don't "nic out" or start getting shakes or a headache from not smoking at certain times during the day. Rather, I tend to get really nervous and fidgety in certain social situations, where once smoking a cigarette would've provided a good outlet for this phenomenon. It would've provided me basically with something to do.
At work I have been chewing on toothpicks and have had the tendency to bite my nails more than I did before.
In some ways I would rather have the physical addiction, because at least when you're over the withdrawal symptoms for that you are in the clear. (Ideally, anyway.) Being psychologically addicted forces you to take a long hard look at your psyche and figure out why you're so nervous about nothing in particular.
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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 22:52:05
not yet :)
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 21:38:56
So have ya given in yet, skatealex?
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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 20:20:46
the one thing ive always hated bout smoking is that it kills your stomach.
I want a cigarette so fucking badly arggggg
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| greg |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 19:38:51
Well, I have suffered a relapse and begun smoking after two months of non smoking. I think Kimstanleyrobinsons' advice to deny the smoker mind set is what will work. This thread has me convinced to choose a quit date and stick to it. Never quit quitting. Smoking sucks. |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/28/2004 : 18:57:19
yay glacial at least someones quitting other than me ;)
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