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pfeffa Posted - 09/24/2004 : 07:44:45
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LUTINS Posted - 10/08/2004 : 14:56:53
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FORUM PIXIES EN FRANCAIS ! http://www.netrover.com/~duracell/pixies.html
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/24/2004 : 16:54:36
quote:
Originally posted by soundofataris

If he's bald, or has a shaved head

the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same



Yeah she thinks I am hot! Don't be so daft.

Help me! He keeps making me post!

hammerhands Posted - 09/24/2004 : 14:16:20
How about that Sex book by Madonna, is that still available?
Coldheartofstone Posted - 09/24/2004 : 13:52:01
A pet leech.
cvanepps Posted - 09/24/2004 : 12:58:34
quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa

...need ideas for a hot guy's birthday next week. He likes music, books, and all things dark and evil.

Some random birthday gift ideas:

wrapping paper
ceiling tiles
silk liederhosen
soft light bulbs, 75W to 100W (60W or under was so last year)
quart of 2% milk
weather-proof caulk, including gun
thumb tacks
3-D glasses
snow shovel
case of WD-40
subscription to Martha Stuart Living magazine

I'll try to think of more.

-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com
Carolynanna Posted - 09/24/2004 : 10:22:12
Maybe get him a java jacket :)

__________
"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice."
soundofataris Posted - 09/24/2004 : 10:19:29
If he's bald, or has a shaved head, I'd buy one of those old Wooly Willy toys, where you draw on hair using magnets and metal shavings, and then replace the target drawing of the face with the guy's photograph. Atta be a hoot! Silly, fun, thoughtful gifts are the best.

Either that, or a copy of On the Road. Everyone should have a copy of On the Road.


the sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
sometimes we play playstation
but it's not the same
Broken Face Posted - 09/24/2004 : 09:27:30
the best gift i could imagine would be a good book, a good album and a good six pack of some special beer. if this is someone you see yourself spending $50 or so, you should be able to get those things. if you're on more of a budget, you can't go wrong with a good book.

-brian


- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
floop Posted - 09/24/2004 : 09:21:39
give the gift of beer



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
GypsyDeath Posted - 09/24/2004 : 08:30:26
I would personally go with Bumbles idea of Iain banks books...but chech he doesnt already own them!!!

Also, maybe you coudl buy like a gothicky corset and stokcings and stuff, and just go 'ta da, happy birthday' (this would usually work best if you were actually wearing the clothes....)




God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
n/a Posted - 09/24/2004 : 08:20:12
how about films pfeff? what kind of films does this mr hottie like?


the room smelled like cupids gym
n/a Posted - 09/24/2004 : 08:18:37
you are indeed very trying


the room smelled like cupids gym
bumblebeeboy2 Posted - 09/24/2004 : 08:14:28
how childish!

how about an iain m banks or iain banks book? wasp factory or against a dark background? or great apes by will self? see! i'm trying!


Go go the average man! What are you looking for average man? The ain't nothing average about me man!
n/a Posted - 09/24/2004 : 08:09:58
mine are the best mine are the best mine are the best

stick that in your schoolyard wit and chuff it mr bumble

tre is the winner bumble is the loser...

I am the champion, I AM THE CHAMPION Bumbles a loser and I am the champion...

of the world....

()


the room smelled like cupids gym
bumblebeeboy2 Posted - 09/24/2004 : 07:57:48
like you!


Go go the average man! What are you looking for average man? The ain't nothing average about me man!
n/a Posted - 09/24/2004 : 07:55:08
urgh sea monkeys are just plain horrible, necrophilliac gang banging water turds


the room smelled like cupids gym
bumblebeeboy2 Posted - 09/24/2004 : 07:52:44
quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa

...need ideas for a hot guy's birthday next week. He likes music, books, and all things dark and evil.



it's not my birthday until april!?!

get him some sea-monkeys.


Go go the average man! What are you looking for average man? The ain't nothing average about me man!
Surfer Rosa Posted - 09/24/2004 : 07:51:31
suicide girls subscription paid up for a year? arty photography sexy ass book? always much appreciated whenever I've given them!

I don't just mean a book on asses - but then again maybe that's his thing
n/a Posted - 09/24/2004 : 07:50:41
A Neil Gaiman Sandman graphic novel? 120 days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade? Anything by HP Lovecraft? The Cthulhu roleplay game? The Torture Garden by Octave Mirbeau? A nice big Geiger print?

oh hang on this is my birthday wish list!

which is coming up soon people, start saving


the room smelled like cupids gym

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