| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 15:13:00
Holy moses but it's compelling, last night was designer vagina's and other genital surgeries, tonight the woman who spent £160,000 to make herself ugly, the worlds biggest breast implants and chiseling of cheekbones.
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the room smelled like cupids gym
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| TarTar |
Posted - 09/22/2004 : 14:03:49
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I think I just peed my pants.
You think? When I pee my pants, I KNOW right away, no doubt about it. But maybe I am just better acquainted with that feeling than you are. You have beginners uncertainty.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/22/2004 : 13:00:28
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Perfect for you then.
the bruse on your dad's tonsils would disagree.
Well I asked my dad he has no idea what a 'bruse' is.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
I think I just peed my pants.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/22/2004 : 12:59:57
Amen. Unless is so horrifyingly ugly that it's beginning to bother her customers. And I mean if it's effecting her job.... |
| gracie |
Posted - 09/22/2004 : 10:49:16
Any women who wants surgery on her vagina clearly spends too much time squating over handmirrors. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/22/2004 : 09:25:32
I was watching a show yesterday and do you know what Botox is?
Its fucking RAT BOTULISM!
No joke, rat botulism,
I don't know why anyone would willingly inject themselves with this stuff. Apparently the stuff stays localized and so your skin swells around it creating a smooth wrinkle free surface. Unbelievable.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/16/2004 : 10:32:05
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Perfect for you then.
the bruse on your dad's tonsils would disagree.
Well I asked my dad he has no idea what a 'bruse' is.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 22:26:03
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Perfect for you then.
the bruse on your dad's tonsils would disagree. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 21:48:12
ha ha ha, aah you couldn't make that stuff up could ya'
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| the tolerant |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 18:38:52
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Originally posted by VoVat
Acting? Who's acting?
was watchin his Mtv show. some dude was playin chicken for cash against a truck full'a hick. he ran straight into the thing like a prat..... *BANG!*
pretty funny |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/15/2004 : 18:09:25
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i got ted nugent actin like a hick on my tv
Acting? Who's acting?
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i'll just buy out the company that manufactures the sterile blades.
There's only one, then? No fair! I call monopoly!
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/14/2004 : 14:35:46
Perfect for you then.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 19:37:53
i don't want a blowjob from barbie, she has a tiny mouth. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 19:36:23
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 19:18:13
Hmmm...can you pick me up one too?? |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 18:19:00
i'll just buy out the company that manufactures the sterile blades. we'll poison all of the ones we ship to plastic surgery clinics.
or i could just wear an anti-plastic surgery t-shirt. that requires a lot less work. i wonder if there are any good ones. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 18:11:39
new blades everytime fresh from a sterile packet, trust me, thats not the way
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 18:02:13
maybe i can poison the scalpels so everyone who goes in to get aesthetic destruction dies. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:57:52
Then they'll end up building more clinics to do plastics on the burns caused by the one man anti plastics pyro spree and the fucking glory hunting network cunts will probably film that too, it's a vicious circle
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:49:51
i used to not understand how someone could have so much rage against abortion clinics that they would bomb them or attack the doctors.
but all the plastic surgery shit on tv is making me want to take a torch to some alleged medical facilities. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:48:45
Sorry, is this not vaginaworld? am I posting on the wrong damned forum again!
My bad!
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| EnglishGeezer |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:45:39
Jesus christ! images a young geezer dont need! you'll turn me, at least turn my stomach!....I saw the trailor for that show (vaginoplasty or whatever) , must say its definately a low point in tv history.......God bless channel 5!! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 16:11:44
DUDE! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 16:11:00
no, they shoved a smaller needle up her first, she said it felt like having a smear
why do they call it a smear when it's a scrape?
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 16:00:20
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Originally posted by Tre
but injecting it!
call me kinky but to enhance my sexual pleasure I'd rather have a cock shoved up my vag than an 18 guage hypodermic needle
did I just say that out loud?
Ha!
Swollen things are a bit more sensitive, though.
Maybe they douched her with anesthetic before they lanced it.
Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ... |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:48:20
but injecting it!
call me kinky but to enhance my sexual pleasure I'd rather have a cock shoved up my vag than an 18 guage hypodermic needle
did I just say that out loud?
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:46:58
you never know...this is quite a sick world. |
| the tolerant |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:45:50
my grrl just told me bout some op where this woman wanted to remain a virgin til shes married so she gets stitched up until the right time. does this really happen? or am i one gullable mother f**ker. how drastic. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:44:56
well then...
I'll be right back.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:43:25
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Originally posted by broken part
but what should one do when finding the g-spot? and where does the g come from?
Graphenberg spot. Not sure of why. Probably because of some guy name Graphenberg who knew that it was just inside (about the second knuckle on your middle finger), on the top of the vaginal canal.
It is a kind of spongy feeling spot.
Varies from woman to woman of course.
Apply steady pressure while continuing with other stimulatory activities.
Find it.
Know it.
Use it.
Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ... |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:41:39
costs £2000 and lasts 3 months, the woman who had it done came back for a post coital interview and she was grinning from ear to ear
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:38:44
injecting the g spot???? what the ffff....Where will it all end??
though I guess it never hurts to have an extra more accessable....NO NO!! bad girl.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:38:08
don't fear little one! There's no pain.. unless you got a really shit or a really crazy anaesthetist... and thats rare.... My first proper job was working in the sterilising unit cleaning the blood and chunks out of the instruments at the tender age of 16, totally desensitised now
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| the tolerant |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:35:46
shit! i can actually visualise that and it sends shivers. it is compelling stuff but the gore. oh the gore. and the pain!
its totally fascinating, bit like the way sharks on tv fascinate me, but show me a great white lungin at the camera and i'm 10 feet high in the air. shits me up everytime but i'm obsessed by the killers. love it! |
| n/a |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:24:56
Ha, the first time I went into theatre (orthopeadics) they took a 12 inch long drill and rammed it into someones fenur, then cheesegrated the acetabular then used a big fuck off hammer to bang the implant in, thats educational
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| the tolerant |
Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:21:49
its just the way, say with a face lift, they cut the skin by the ear and then just seem to hack and dig away at the flesh like it ain't nobodys face at all. wow! |
