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| offerw |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:09:05
How do I get rid of the smell of beer on my breath?
I should've gone to this godawfull family thing with my partner when work fortunately intervened. When I arrived at work the case was cancelled and shortly thereafter a good friend called. We went out for a few beers. So I'm back home and I'm sure I smell.
I've 1 hour.
Help.
wilhelm |
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| n/a |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 05:32:14
ha! The anaesthetists I know are total drunkards but I don't mind 'cos usually they pay. I went on an aneasthetists leaving do three weeks ago, man did that get UGLY, damn man and his damn tequilla, damn piggyback rides, damn car climbimg, damn bruises....
the room smelled like cupids gym
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| offerw |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 13:15:38
My colleagues are mostly overweight, bitter men of fifty years and older.
wilhelm |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:21:15
How would she know that you were not in work? Does she work there too, or is she having an affair with one of your colleagues?
Just kidding.
Then again, it IS a possibility.
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 02:35:54
Our friend Wilhelm is an anaesthesist. Just say that there was a shortage of morphine and so you had to use beer.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:57:17
quote:
what do you do, work for the church?
Nah, then he could just say it was sacramental.
Yeah, I know they usually use wine, but what are you going to do?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:22:20
GET DRUNK!!
lol.
ohalexanderiseeyoubeneaththearchwayofaerodynamics |
| offerw |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:06:43
We kissed hello, I passed the test. Still I'm in trouble for not going but I'm sure it would have been worse.
I'm also sober and this thread seems silly now.
wilhelm |
| floop |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 11:00:00
what do you do, work for the church? just kidding.
that's cool. i just figure, if you're going to lie, you may as well go all the way.. make it really convoluted.
or just tell the truth.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| offerw |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:53:53
There is absolutely no way whatsoever I can involve a story of drinking with my line of work. I'll be honest except for the drinking bit.
My gums are sore from the brushing and my ears flushing pink from the hot tea.
wilhelm |
| floop |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:42:56
you could always tailor your lie to involve drinking; like, your client took you out for lunch and insisted on buying you a drink.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:42:54
Wahh-pssshhhh
(btw, that's the sound of a whip cracking, hehe;)
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| offerw |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:38:24
Lots of water........... shees the beer is making me pee every five minutes already. Ginger chucked out last week, it went all rubbery and dark green in the fridge for some reason.
I'm boiling some hot water for the tea now.
I'm going to be in trouble for sure. I'll be asked how it went at work and I'll have to come out with my story.
But. I figure if I do not smell of beer at least I won't be in that much trouble....
wilhelm |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:37:10
Brush your teeth, gargle mouthwash and suck some mints-make sure they're not beer-flavored!(ha ha! hilarious!) |
| Adam |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:35:11
Don't forget to brush your teeth. That cannot make it any worse.
Free the Heel! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:19:42
Let us know how it turns out...
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:19:11
Lots of water, and maybe some hot green tea? Definitely ginger, fresh or candied, if you've got it. |
| offerw |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:16:14
DOn't smoke, won't suck a penny!
Sucking on a piece of lime now.
Practicing my "sober" look.
wilhelm |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:15:04
I've heard you can suck on a penny. Never tried it.
Do you smoke? Keep smoking.
Drink coffee.
Tic Tacs, Orbit, Certs, Listerene...parsley.
Not all at the same time of course...
ohalexanderiseeyoubeneaththearchwayofaerodynamics |
