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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:29:32
And this award goes to Avril Lavigne for her latest song,which has somewhere near the start...
Let's talk this over,it's not like we're dead.
Ughhhh I hate that bitch
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 18:13:29
Yes, and I'll never have that recipe again!
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
| twist |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 10:29:21
Someone left the cake out in the rain |
| darragh |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 10:23:25
Here's some classic lyrics from the great BJ Snowden. I can't make out some of the lyrics but I think you can get mp3s at www.bjsnowden.com
New Brunswick
"Everyone is having fun,
Everything is under the sun,
In New Brunswick,
New Brunswick,
Fifteen-hundred miles of shoreline,
Great place to wine and dine,
In New Brunswick,
New Brunswick"
In Canada
"The city's very clean you see,
Their people welcome you and me,
It is a home away from home,
It's Canada,
In Canada,
In Canada, they'll treat you like a Queen,
In Canada, they never will be mean,
In Canada, they treat you like a king,
You'll feel welcome,
It makes you want to sing
You'll see West Everton Mall,
Were (?)
You'll see the ice rink glow,
To the waterpark kids can go...
In Canada, la la da da da da
In Canada, la dee dee dee dee dee..." |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 08/31/2004 : 10:50:16
In honor of the evolution thread, these lyrics make me want put my fist through the dash. Bullshit. I look at my son and I believe I have reproduced in accordance with the basic laws of human biology.
Live - "Heaven"
You don't need no friends
get back your faith again
you have the power to believe
another dissident
take back your evidence
it has no power to decieve
I'll believe it when I see it, for myself
I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset and I perceive
I sit with them all night
everything they say is right
but in the morning they were wrong
I'll be right by your side
come hell or water high
down any road you choose to roam
I'll believe it when I see it for myself
I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset and I perceive, yeah
darling, I believe, Oh Lord
sometimes it's hard to breathe, Lord
at the bottom of the sea, yeah yeah
I'll believe it when I see it for myself
I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset and I perceive
I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset
I can see the sunset
I can see the sunset
I don't need no one
Ohhhh
I don't need no one
I don't need no one
I don't need no one
To tell me about heaven
I believe
I believe it, yeah
...and the crowd goes MILD... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 11:49:07
quote:
Originally posted by loudlarf
Wasn't there something in a Busted song recently that went like
"I wet my pants
when we flew over France".
Whoops, I just admitted to knowing anything by Busted. Bugger.
Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo
And again! Man I nearly wet my pants too!
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/30/2004 : 11:48:10
quote:
Originally posted by Ten Percenter
I will have to do a search on the old rank lyrics thread. I love this effort by ABC - the reference to apple crumble is inspirational:
That Was Then But This Is Now
Why make the past your sacred cow?
I guess you've changed, you've changed and how
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Fruit's grown rotten on the bough
Reap what you sow, with a counterfeit plough
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That was then but this is now
More sacrifices than an Aztec priest
Standing here straining at that leash
All fall down
Can't complain, musn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
And consequently:
Hearts of oak are charged and blistered
Russians should be baby-sitted
Americans enlisted
That was then but this is now
That was then but this is now
That was then but this is now
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues)
That is indeed a genius reference. Oh how I laughed.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/27/2004 : 11:24:35
Wow, what a funny thread! I love it! I always liked Dr. Dre and Snoop's "Nuthin but a G thang" when they say
"Never let me slip cause if I slip than I'm slippin'". Was'nt that Shakespeare who originally said that?
And since no one is immune, yes even our own Frankus Blackus, how about in the "Modern Age".
Stop at a light in my car
I ask the next car how they are
They say that we are fine and how are you
I say that I am fine and...thank you.
I know he's just talking about being simplistic in a modern and complex world but imagine someone just stumbling upon these lines after someone telling them what a great musician Frank is. Not exactly a lyrical miracle. |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 21:12:08
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Wasn't that song in the Transformers movie?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
Indeed it was.
It was also in that horrible scene from Boogie Nights, when Dirk Diggler and his buddy are...erm...."recording" in a studio. That shit cracks me up every single time |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:59:33
I've got snap in my head now, gee thanks!
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:57:49
Wasn't that song in the Transformers movie?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| JamesM |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:35:33
Artist: Stan Bush Lyrics
Song: The Touch Lyrics
You got the touch
You got the power
After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool
You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch
You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
You got the touch
You got the power
-Jimmy M. |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 14:54:41
Heh a song that's been on the radio loads lately's got the lyrics:
It'd be dumb diggy diggy da dum dum dum dum
I know,I know it'd be fun to get some.
Fantastic.Really.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 18:39:16
Well, a loon wouldn't necessarily ALWAYS believe the opposite of what's true. Therefore, I don't think it's possible to determine whether or not the advice was actually good. It is, however, not ironic in the least.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 18:01:46
Like the good advice that you just can't take....
would this not make it shit advice, the woman is clearly a loon
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| betty |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 17:46:19
lol!
love,
betty
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| hammerhands |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 17:34:02
Yah, I mean everyone knows how to make a shiv out of a spoon. |
| betty |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 17:25:43
"like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife..."
what the fuck is that?
love,
betty
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| n/a |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 14:00:19
hammerhands my friend, that is U2, bono has gone totally nuts in his old age
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 04:20:37
There is a spanish band called Amaral (Supose nobody here know them, they opened for Dylan in spanish tour)with an excellent song "El mundo al reves" but I hate its lyrics. I just want to learn how to play my guitar to do a cover.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
| hammerhands |
Posted - 08/24/2004 : 13:11:16
Tre, who sings 'elevation'? I thought I'd heard some bad lyrics, but really?
Most of these songs have at least some merit, for example Muskrat Love is obviously an extended metaphor.
I have no problem with near-rhymes, no-rhymes, same-word-rhymes. Get over it! What FB did was a statement, I love that part of the song. Ozzy's was a bit weak, but it's a great song.
Anyway, I heard a song on the radio that made me choke, in retrospect it's not so bad but here's a piece of it anyways...
Lie Down (B. Cummings) (The Guess Who)
Have a disease-free summer in Asia
Have a good old roughy tumble in Japan
Have a disease-free winter in Dauphin
And lie down
Lie down
I was pretty sure he was singing STDs here. |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/24/2004 : 12:16:08
just like a holy rolling stone.......
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| DruggedBunny |
Posted - 08/24/2004 : 11:00:28
No further posts required...
"Just trying to make his way home/Back up to Heaven all alone/Nobody calling on the phone/'Cept for the pope maybe in Rome."
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"Nothing to do about it..." |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:17:06
it sounds like someone pissed in her reading those lyrics
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:07:55
Des'ree I believe(Thanks google!)
Anyway,not really a candidate for worst lyric ever,well maybe but anyway,from Samantha Mumba...
Your love for me came as a waterfall
Flowin’ inside me like never before
I almost pissed myself laughing when I heard this.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:04:04
thats the awfull lyric, that one, it's awfull, who was that? she deserves to be relegated to muso hell for it whoever she is, was it wonky eyed gabrielle? sort of crap she's come out with..
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:45:49
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
PsychicTwin, why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
well VoVat
he was a boy
she was a girl
can i make it ANY MORE OBVIOUS?? |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:45:48
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
what was that god awfull song that rhymed something with toast... that was a shit lyric
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Heh I know what you're on about...
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| jediroller |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:23:33
I have friends who would say that Alanis Morrissette is the best contestant.
I don't know, I'm afraid to look.
I heard this today:
He's a spacer
A star chaser
A spacer
He's a ladies man
Always greets with a kiss on the hand
He protects us all
At the ready to answer our call
In his own special way he is gentle and kind
Opression he hates
Love in his eyes
My heart skips a beat when I'm by his side
In our galaxy
You can't trust everyone that you meet
I'm so lucky
He's the only on [should be "one"] I'll ever need
He will blast off tonight
He puts his life on the line everytime he's in flight
A man you can't trace
But our love will last beyond time and space
-- "Spacer" - Sheila & B. Devotion, 1979. Sung in a French accent on a disco tune.
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Everything I say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway |
| Adam |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:19:25
I cannot think of the band, but right in the begining of the song it talks about "Hangin' out in the back of El Camino". Is it Sum 41. This song is so bad it is not even worth trashing.
Free the Heel! |
| n/a |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:14:23
What! Vovat, I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 10:30:16
PsychicTwin, why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 09:43:47
quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
I don't see what's so awful about that SOAD lyric. It's nowhere near the FromageFactor(tm) of Muskrat Love, imo. I'm not familiar with the posted SOAD song but I do like Sugar a lot. I found Sugar to be different-sounding and creative.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com
I agree with you. that album ain't half-bad... Don't really care much for everything they've put out after that.
If you want to delve into the cesspool of horrible lyrics, look no further than any Avril Lavigne song |
| cvanepps |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 04:36:38
quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
well it's good that you are so easily amused by bad music, i'm sure top 40 radio is a laugh riot for you.
I agree. It is good.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 17:32:28
ahhahahah
she was a fox, but the dude writes like he barely graduated from remedial English
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 16:17:48
yes, very terrible indeed. but if i was distracted by tawny kitaen giving me head i might write shit like that too. |
