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Carolynanna Posted - 07/19/2004 : 13:32:12
Our resident alcoholic (Just teasing ,
except maybe the last one...)
You've probably all seen this one but funny nonetheless;

Alcohol Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra andpanties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends repeatedly that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead,
knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may maak yu tink
youkan tipe real gude.
13   L A T E S T    R E P L I E S    (Newest First)
GypsyDeath Posted - 07/22/2004 : 07:39:02
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

Don't answer, Gypsygirl, don't answer.



I havent, dont worry, I havent. For the reason that, one, he is scary, and two, hes scottish, id never understand what he was saying anyway!

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
shineoftheever Posted - 07/21/2004 : 12:03:55
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

This isn't alcohol but the tougher smarter etc. one just reminds me
of a guy I know who dropped a tab or 2 before his hockey game.
He sucked so bad that they benched him but when he came off the ice
he was all,
Holy shit I'm on fire!
Am I on fire or what?!
I'm kicking ass, watch out etc.
heehee, makes me laugh.



Me and a friend did this in a tournament at age 15, My buddy got thrown out first shift, I got MVP for the game, I really was on fire, it was like the ice was sloped with the redline being the apex of a hill, I skated so hard that game, I was flying.


"Too cool for Cults"
Carolynanna Posted - 07/21/2004 : 11:59:21
This isn't alcohol but the tougher smarter etc. one just reminds me
of a guy I know who dropped a tab or 2 before his hockey game.
He sucked so bad that they benched him but when he came off the ice
he was all,
Holy shit I'm on fire!
Am I on fire or what?!
I'm kicking ass, watch out etc.
heehee, makes me laugh.
Monsieur Posted - 07/21/2004 : 11:30:57
Don't answer, Gypsygirl, don't answer.
GypsyDeath Posted - 07/20/2004 : 06:53:55
The first one often happens to me.

Fortunately the 4am one doesnt happen. Mostly cause I have no credit. Also because all my ex are assholes that id rather cut of my own tongue than talk to again.

But im not bitter.

Actually, I often call my first love when im drunk, but..thats different.
I have this guy (one night stand) and he is calling me sort of 3 - 6 times a week at like 3am. I know hes on tour and stuff, but yeah, hes scary.

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
apl4eris Posted - 07/19/2004 : 20:43:44
WARNING: The consumption of absinthe is a major factor in painting giraffes in flames.

WolfManMikeLonely Posted - 07/19/2004 : 20:13:46
Yeah, I've had my ex call me at 4 AM while rather drunk, probably surprised her that I was just as drunk.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders

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Malax Posted - 07/19/2004 : 16:14:25
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

Im not expert but I can honestly say I've never seen a giraffe dance, nevermind in heat.



I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.

*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 07/19/2004 : 14:08:28
quote:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

Man, I hear you.


Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 07/19/2004 : 14:05:22
Yeah the 4 AM one stood out for me too.

_________________________________________________________

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right

Monsieur Posted - 07/19/2004 : 14:00:29
True, true.
ramona Posted - 07/19/2004 : 13:46:16
I love those - the 4 AM one is my favorite and I also also guilty of telling my friends I love them. Repeatedly and loudly.

_____________________________________________________________________
You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
Little Black Francis Posted - 07/19/2004 : 13:43:03
Non-alcoholics die every day, fucker

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