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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 15:16:58
inspired by homer's pet monkey's insipid plea for attention i've decided to bless you all with the gift of my genius. no i'm not a master of complex mathematics. my brilliance lies in cutting through all the bullshit right to the heart of the problem.
so tell me what's bothering you -- other than my presence on the boards, for all you dull witted ninnies -- and i will tell you exactly how to fix the problem.
believe me or not and follow my suggestions or not. but if you have a problem i know how to solve it. |
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| floop |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:30:17
Ebb,
I've been thinking about starting another advice column, under the psyeudonym Sam Frank. and call it something like "Ask Sammy".. good idea? bad idea? what do you think?
Floop
aka Sammy ;)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 19:27:33
Food, folks, and fun!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 19:00:52
mcdonald's goes through slogans like mcdonald's goes through my digestive tract. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 18:52:04
Or maybe McDonald's stole the line from Shakey (although that user name is a bit suspicious).
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 08:09:21
quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
I'm loving it.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
OH my god! Shakey shake is a Mcripoff promoter!!!! kill him! kill him now!!
Ebb - in response, I'd like to say how much we all missed you while you were away.
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 17:55:52
I can't feel the love. It remains just out of my reach, like Tantalus and those berries.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 15:53:07
Can you feel the love?I can feel the love.I'm feeling the love right now.That's a whole lotta love.Everyone loves each other and is feeling each others love.It's a lovely place to be.I'm loving it.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 10:10:22
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I havent rea the whole of this thread, but have come to the conclusive decision, that Ebb is an asshole.
Really useful post, huh? haha
Just thought I'd throw that in there...
and this single post tells me you're a gigantic fucking retard :) |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 06:33:24
I havent rea the whole of this thread, but have come to the conclusive decision, that Ebb is an asshole.
Really useful post, huh? haha
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 07:08:15
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
and your point, oh so wise soothayer Mr. Ebb, is?
stop posting because you're an idiot? |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 22:43:16
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
I wish Kim would suck you off, then maybe you'd be a bit less hostile.
Shit, maybe we can persaude her?
with some means of bartering! who's in? I
'll donate a handle of Jim Beam to the cause.
you're still retarded. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 22:42:13
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
But it's an entertaining lie, and isn't that the real truth?
The answer is no.
-- Leonard Nimoy |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 21:40:05
I wish Kim would suck you off, then maybe you'd be a bit less hostile.
Shit, maybe we can persaude her?
with some means of bartering! who's in? I
'll donate a handle of Jim Beam to the cause.
Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 21:38:35
But it's an entertaining lie, and isn't that the real truth?
The answer is no.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 21:08:54
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Why not do both, like Kim Deal did?
you liar. why would you make up a lie like that liar. :(
now i'll dream of kim deal porn for the rest of my days. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 17:36:40
Why not do both, like Kim Deal did?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 14:26:11
quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
Dear Ebb,
I regularly visit a message board let's call it the Mr Black Forum,no wait that's too obvious,the Frank B forum.Anyway I've been a regular visitor now for about a year give or take,and up until now everything has been just tickety-boo.However,recently some people have been taking it far too seriously and may have forgotten that it is in fact,only a message board.Anyway my dilemma is should I have turkey or pork sausages with my chips (Or fries for you bloody foreigners) tonight?
if given the choice i will usually have to say pork unless it is particularly good turkey with gravy.
quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa
Question: What should I do with my life? I'm bored. I know I'm open for sarcasm, so post away.
i have heard you can make a lot of money running an amateur porn site.
alternatively it seems to be a requirement that any 3, 4 or 5 piece band have a cute female bass player. if you have music talent and the requisite level of cuteness (which, let's face it, isn't that high) then that could be an option for you. |
| pfeffa |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 12:49:36
Question: What should I do with my life? I'm bored. I know I'm open for sarcasm, so post away.
Frank's band is better than your band. Sing it. |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 11:38:44
Dear Ebb,
I regularly visit a message board let's call it the Mr Black Forum,no wait that's too obvious,the Frank B forum.Anyway I've been a regular visitor now for about a year give or take,and up until now everything has been just tickety-boo.However,recently some people have been taking it far too seriously and may have forgotten that it is in fact,only a message board.Anyway my dilemma is should I have turkey or pork sausages with my chips (Or fries for you bloody foreigners) tonight?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:47:42
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flowers will give me a rash.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:37:42
You were lucky. He hit me with words.
Ouch.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:18:16
He hit me with a flower. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:17:05
A soft ball of fat!
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| floop |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:11:31
and gained weight
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:07:24
My god, he's turned soft now.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 08:27:39
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
How do I solve the Rubik's Cube?
line up all the colours on the same sides duh?
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
So, what worked for you?
eating cookies and milk. :) |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 05:56:12
quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Oh wise and powerful ebb,
Why is it that the only time I truly feel alive is when I'm making someone else feel like shit?
sorry i missed this before.
please see my explanation of sadism above. i think that should give you an idea of why.
my suggestion is to try to do some nice things for people and see how that makes you feel. if you don't like it then go back to being mean.
So, what worked for you? |
| floop |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 22:01:30
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
How do I solve the Rubik's Cube?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
http://lar5.com/cube/
this could be you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 21:34:36
Ooh, wait - I know this one. With a can of spray paint, some super glue, a 6 pack of vaseline, and a garden hose.
*festoon* |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 19:21:56
How do I solve the Rubik's Cube?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 07:07:43
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
I don't want to be rude to Ebb. All he needs is little love and attention. Here, give me a hug. Feel OK?
that's very sweet thanks. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 07:06:53
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
that's it? That's all you got?
you're liek next,, next
, you suck
i'm afraid your post was too stupid to warrant any more, sorry. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 07:01:37
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
blah blah blah
wow you're a retard, congratulations. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 07:00:59
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Oh wise and powerful ebb,
Why is it that the only time I truly feel alive is when I'm making someone else feel like shit?
sorry i missed this before.
please see my explanation of sadism above. i think that should give you an idea of why.
my suggestion is to try to do some nice things for people and see how that makes you feel. if you don't like it then go back to being mean. |
| fudd |
Posted - 07/14/2004 : 06:56:25
Pfftt. |
