| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:42:26
has anyone seen it? i just saw it last night.
i'm not familiar with THE WHOLE comic series, so, there's something i'm curious about: does Spiderman ever get laid in the comic book? i mean, the poor guy. it's like the entire Spiderman story is a metaphor for blue balls.
il n'est pas être facile le Maître des quesadillas, mais il se sent bon.
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| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 08:00:55
Part 2 is definately better than the first!!
The special effects are incredible!!!! |
| benji |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 03:48:47
i haven't seen Spiderman2 and am not likely too either.
i thought the first one was pretty bad, with the only redeeming bit was when Kirsten Dunst's top got wet in the rain.
my wife and i saw this again as an in-flight movie and waited round just to see this scene and they had cut the nipple shot out!
we were astonished.
i am apprehensive about the whole alien vs predator movie - both individual movies are so goddam amazing that all i can see happening with the new one is complete disappointment.
i feel very similarly about the new charlie and the chcoclate factory - as someone said, it was just so awesome to begin with, why remake it?
i haven't been to the movies since we went to see the re-release of Alien and that was like 6 months ago, so i'm definitely in no hurry to see Spiderman2.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 13:48:57
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
........cum shot is like....
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
sticky?(er)
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| floop |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 13:46:17
that's a definite possibility.
die quesadillas von LBF lecken skrotum! hahahahahahahhahahaa! |
| El Barto |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 13:40:50
You know she's just chasing after him because deep down inside, she has a sexual curiosity about what his cum shot is like....
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
| floop |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 13:32:35
i agree. she's really not a tease.
his severe blueballs condition is self-inflicted.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 13:28:22
Regarding the MJ thing, She's got a sopping wet donut for PP/Spiderman but HE can't commit. He's the fickle tease if anything, disappointing her and all that shit. It's just a wonder how many times can she be swept away by the baddie and held dangling over the East River before she decides it's too much of a health-risk to be with the guy.
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 13:11:18
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
I hate MJ, fickle cock-tease
Yeah, but she's freekin hot...as most cockteasers are i guess.
I thought spiderman 2 was rather vapid myself.
His aunt or whatever on the big "little boys need heroes" speech almost made me sick.
I think comic book movies generally freak me out a bit. I was never into comics...so the movies just kind of strike me as a bit too far-fetched.
I know - I missing the whole thing - the premise is lost on me.
I hate(d) Kiss too, so there. 
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:33:37
quote:
Originally posted by twist
Quote from realmeanmotor:
Danny Elfman a hack!? I agree that he's slacking but come on
The man does good work.[end quote]
Well, when you put it that way...I guess he's O.K., I just get the feeling he recycles classic soundtrack composers (Bernard Herman definately), changing them slightly for his purposes.
And speaking of recycling it's a crying shame Son of Green Goblin is the baddie for Spiderman 3.
well, when you put it that way and don't follow through with sarcasm, I'm left really uncertain.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 09:52:21
Saw it last night. Liked it better than the first. Can't wait for #3.
Predator rules. (they rule, they are a species, remember)
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| floop |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 09:38:34
quote:
Originally posted by twist
I just get the feeling he recycles classic soundtrack composers (Bernard Herman definately), changing them slightly for his purposes.
i get the feeilng he recycles his own compositions.
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| twist |
Posted - 07/12/2004 : 08:14:32
Quote from realmeanmotor:
Danny Elfman a hack!? I agree that he's slacking but come on
The man does good work.[end quote]
Well, when you put it that way...I guess he's O.K., I just get the feeling he recycles classic soundtrack composers (Bernard Herman definately), changing them slightly for his purposes.
And speaking of recycling it's a crying shame Son of Green Goblin is the baddie for Spiderman 3. |
| floop |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 14:42:28
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
Speaking of Elfman, I am excited about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005!
suce ma bite enculé de ta merehehehahhahehehaha
i have mixed feelings about the CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY remake. that's one of those movies that there's really no reason to re-make it. it's timeless and perfect.
i'll be curious to see what Tim Burton does with it, but there's no way it will be better than the original. and look at what he did to PLANET OF THE APES
(hey, i'm allowed to go off topic since it's my topic, right?)
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| Bryan Shepherd |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 14:39:04
Gypsy, please reconsider. Although no one at Sony etc. will go hungry if you don't see the new movie, you owe yourself the theater experience. The first movie had its problems, but all is forgiven with this one. It keeps the tone of the classic Silver Age stories and delivers on all levels. I'm one of those picky comic nerds and I heartily endorse Spiderman 2. I'll even buy your ticket (How much does a ticket cost over there?).
What comic book movies do you like?
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 13:10:02
oh oh oh I love comic book turned movies - when doen wright., Spider man however, is ahuge dissapointmet. I shall not be going to see 2
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 12:41:49
I'd say it was basically on par with the first, although I did like Doc Ock quite a bit better than the Green Goblin. I haven't read any of the comics, though.
I seem to recall hearing that Batman did defeat Superman when they fought in a comic or something at one point. He probably just bought the victory, though. Money is the greatest power of all!
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| Bryan Shepherd |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 07:06:16
Oh no! I forgot Scorpion!!!
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| Bryan Shepherd |
Posted - 07/11/2004 : 07:04:06
For the super-nerdy, you'll notice another "villian-in-waiting" besides Dr.Curt Connors/The Lizard. It's John Jameson, AKA Manwolf! From the worst decade in Spiderman history, the Seventies. I hope Raimi's inspiration for the tone of the movies is the Sixties issues, as it seems to be in SpiderMan 2. Loved it, saw it twice the first day, going again today. Comic geeks unite!
60s-Vulture, Electro, Doctor Octopus, Mysterio, Green Goblin, Kraven the Hunter, Rhino
70s-Jackal, Hammerhead, Tarantula, Rocket Racer, Big Wheel, Human Fly, Mindworm
`Nuff said!
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 12:02:59
Speaking of Elfman, I am excited about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005!
suce ma bite enculé de ta merehehehahhahehehaha |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 10:38:58
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You're right Christian Bale is not blonde, we WAS however in American Psycho!
He's gone from Bateman to Batman!
oh, I know he was in American Psycho. I just meant that he wasn't blonde in the movie.
I don't have a problem with Michael Caine (though I don't particularly like him) but he just doesn't belong in the role of Alfred.
Danny Elfman a hack!? I agree that he's slacking but come on:
Dick Tracy
Darkman
The Simpsons
Batman the move and animated series
Beetlejuice
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure for cripes sake!
The man does good work.
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| twist |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 09:38:58
Saw it last night, great film, very satisfying. Spiderman was the first thinking superhero and although it didn't "make me think" it was great pulp that went beyond the usuall two dimentional backstory in big post effects movies. Saw a bit of "Evil Dead 2"(chainsaw) and "Darkman"(ruined factory/warehouse) in there - a self homage by Sam Raimi or just cannibalizing early stuff? With all due respect to the mystic knights of oingo boingo and dark outsider I'd like to very respectfully point out that Danny Elfman is a generic hack and the weak link in an otherwise airtight film.Thanks for the link realmean, maybe there will finally be a good Batman.Again with great respect for your taste, Michael Caine is one of the greats, the quiet american is an amazing film. |
| johndietzel |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 02:25:44
I really disliked the first Spiderman, but enjoyed this one. Did anyone see Jon Stewart interviewing Spidey a few years back and recommending that he go by Irving Spiderman (SPY-der-min)? It was a comedy central bumping thing for awhile. Funny.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:50:03
Christian Bale was definitely in American Psycho, Scutor:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:19:51
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
Predator sucks.
You try telling him that to his face!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:19:07
You're right Christian Bale is not blonde, we WAS however in American Psycho!
He's gone from Bateman to Batman!
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 21:57:31
A few points:
Christian Bale is not blonde nor was he in American Psycho. That said, I think Bale is a poor choice for Batman though not as bad as it could have been. The pictures look awesome
( http://batmanbegins.warnerbros.com/ ) and for as bad as I though Gary Oldman would be for Commisioner Gordon, it looks like he fits the part. I really hate that Michael Caine is Alfred though!
Predator sucks.
Batman v.s. Superman is a dumb idea unless they're doing some sort of "The Dark Knight Returns" thing. Even then, it was only part of the comic.
Elfman is great but he's getting pretty bad at scoring stuff. Everything is starting to sound the same. The Spiderman score is fairly generic and I just watched "Big Fish" and there were serious hints of "Beetlejuice" in it.
As for Spiderman 2: I don't think it was better than the first one but it was definately a great sequel. The basic plot was too similar to the first to outdo it, but it was a good middle act nevertheless. A sequel should be dark and oppressive with a vague ending leaving a third movie open, much like The Empire Strikes back. I was just talking to a girl at the train station about it and it really bothered her that Spidey was having trouble with his webs. I had the same issue but I guess that's really only a problem for fans of the comic.
Anyhoo, I really enjoyed it and I don't think there were any scenes more cheesy than some in the first.
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| Opaque |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 21:00:14
Spider man, spider man
doing the things a spider can...
No wait. That's Particle Man. Durnit.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 17:19:36
Yeah they should have a Superhero Olympics, that would be kinda cool.
Possible Winners:
Weightlifting - Superman
Wrestling - The Thing
Swimming - Aquaman
Biathlon - The Punisher
Snowboarding - probably Silver Surfer(?)
Daredevil would win everything in the Superhero Special Olympics.
Soccer and Baseball could be team sports played by Avengers, X-men and others.
run with it guys.....
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:56:26
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. And yeah it should be no competition. Superman is the hardest of all superheros. Even if he does look a bit camp.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:52:33
Are Batman and Superman having some sort of competition like the Decathlon or something, or are they going to be fighting each other? If they are ging to fight each other, Why? Is it going to be some sort of Republican/Democrat satire? (Batman being the Republican of course......)
I'm pretty sure Superman will win no matter what they do, unless it's a girl-banging contest, then Batman's got him beat IMO.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:46:44
I think the Aliens Vs Predator can be forgiven 'cos it was a comic ages ago. Plus, both filmls kick ass. I think this one is gonna be very good. I really do.
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| darkoutsider |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:43:34
There's a Batman Vs Superman movie? What the fuck is with this new trend. Freddy Vs Jason, Alien Vs Preditor, is hollywood out of original ideas? Someone explain please? Is it all for merchandiseing? That's it isn't it. They want to make toys out of this.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:41:06
quote:
Originally posted by darkoutsider
quote:
Originally posted by WolfManMikeLonely
I just can't wait until they bring Venom or Carnage into the movies. I haven't seen Spiderman 2 yet but I've heard great things.
Don't get your hopes up. Sam Raimi, the director, says he doesn't want to do Venom. Why, I'm not sure. I think he said something about doing the Spidy from the 70s and Venom came around during the 80s. I want to see Venom and Carnage too, but doesn't seem like it's going to happen soon. Sucks huh?
I think it also has something to do with Marvel Comics versus Todd MacFarlane.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:33:02
I think Christian Bale is perfect for the role. Is he playing Batman in the Batman Vs Superman movie?
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| darkoutsider |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 16:32:01
That's you, you're not a Danny Elfman whore like I am. I whorship the man and I'll see all the movies he scores. Whether I like them or not, just keep him going. Most of the movies he scores I end up loving anyway. Well except the Spiderman movies, because I was never that big a Spider-Man fan to begin with. I love Batman, mostly because he's a tortured soul like me!! But I love Danny from Oingo Boingo to now, I love him just as much as I love Senor Charles Thompson.
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