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[quote][i]Originally posted by Erebus[/i]
[br]http://quasi-in-rem.blogspot.com/2004/07/ringo-starr-abandoned-unneeded-and.html

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Ringo Starr, abandoned, unneeded and unfed!

Ringo Starr was found today, alone, likely abandoned by his caregiver, and in very poor health due to lack of nutrition. His wife, Barbara Bach was not in their home and has not been seen for several days.

Ringo, formerly of Beatles fame, has gotten older since his Beatles days and has started to lose his hair. He blames that transformation in part on the dissolution of his marriage and eventual abandonment.

" She never sent me a Valentine this year, "Ringo said" or a birthday greeting." Officials also noted that Ms. Bach seemed to have cleaned out the couples mansion of all liquor including wine.

Ringo's daughter Serena noted, "The first sign things were bad between them was when dad showed up at our doorstep at quarter to three in the morning. Barbara had just locked him out."

Officials are still on the look out for Miss Bach, who, despite being a former supermodel, has aged herself, and is unlikely to find another mate at this advanced age.

Other than Mr. Starr's poor condition, the house was in complete disrepair. Fuses needed mending, sweaters lay half knit by the fireplace and weeds filled the garden.

"You've got to find her and find out why she left," Ringo pleaded with the police." We have a rental cottage on the Isle of Wightif that we use in the summer. She might be there."

This is not the first tragedy to have hit the Starr household in recent years. In 2002, Ringo's three grandchildren Vera, Chuck and Dave Starr were all killed in a freak submarine/octopus accidental collision which remains unsolved to this day.

The only clue as to Ms. Bach's reasons for leaving was a form which read:
Ringo? Yes ___ No __X__

In other Starr related news, Ringo turned 64 today July 7th, 2004. In lieu of gifts, Ringo would rather be 22 again.

posted by a man on the hill. 7/7/2004

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Erebus	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 15:14:59 http://quasi-in-rem.blogspot.com/2004/07/ringo-starr-abandoned-unneeded-and.html Wednesday, July 07, 2004 Ringo Starr, abandoned, unneeded and unfed! Ringo Starr was found today, alone, likely abandoned by his caregiver, and in very poor health due to lack of nutrition. His wife, Barbara Bach was not in their home and has not been seen for several days. Ringo, formerly of Beatles fame, has gotten older since his Beatles days and has started to lose his hair. He blames that transformation in part on the dissolution of his marriage and eventual abandonment. " She never sent me a Valentine this year, "Ringo said" or a birthday greeting." Officials also noted that Ms. Bach seemed to have cleaned out the couples mansion of all liquor including wine. Ringo's daughter Serena noted, "The first sign things were bad between them was when dad showed up at our doorstep at quarter to three in the morning. Barbara had just locked him out." Officials are still on the look out for Miss Bach, who, despite being a former supermodel, has aged herself, and is unlikely to find another mate at this advanced age. Other than Mr. Starr's poor condition, the house was in complete disrepair. Fuses needed mending, sweaters lay half knit by the fireplace and weeds filled the garden. "You've got to find her and find out why she left," Ringo pleaded with the police." We have a rental cottage on the Isle of Wightif that we use in the summer. She might be there." This is not the first tragedy to have hit the Starr household in recent years. In 2002, Ringo's three grandchildren Vera, Chuck and Dave Starr were all killed in a freak submarine/octopus accidental collision which remains unsolved to this day. The only clue as to Ms. Bach's reasons for leaving was a form which read: Ringo? Yes ___ No __X__ In other Starr related news, Ringo turned 64 today July 7th, 2004. In lieu of gifts, Ringo would rather be 22 again. posted by a man on the hill. 7/7/2004
11 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First)
GypsyDeath	Posted - 07/08/2004 : 08:48:05 Erebus - that is what iw as gonna post. I like ringo. bless him. Just thought I'd throw that in there...
Little Black Francis	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 22:18:30 How fitting for this time in life, "Ringo" is fucked up. I can't wait to tell my 88 (almost 89) grandmother (bobcia) about this notorious fact.... I've been listening to the John Lennon 4 disc anthoilogy A LOT! I hope that's all right with you But fuck it. merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
VoVat	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 19:33:13 He was in a car crash, and he lost his hair. Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
Erebus	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 16:42:00 When I'm Sixty-Four (John Lennon, Paul McCartney) Lead Vocal: Paul McCartney When I get older losing my hair Many years from now Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings bottle of wine If I'd been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four You'll be older too And if you say the word I could stay with you I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday mornings go for a ride Doing the garden, digging the weeds Who could ask for more Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four Every summer we can rent a cottage In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera Chuck & Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away Give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four
SpudBoy	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 16:31:03 Dead Milkmen - "Ringo Buys a Rifle" "Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming John was dubbing Ringo's humming People were starting to talk" Obviously there were issues. festoon
darwin	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 16:19:32 You mean his grandkids weren't really killed in a "submarine/octopus accidental collision"?
shineoftheever	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 16:17:34 Will you still love me, when I'm 64? "You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... "
Brackish	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 16:13:24 Well, I don't get the post, but I do like Ringo Starr's drumming. I think he's a really underrated drummer, people like to make fun of him because he was not a John or a Paul. Well who is? Ok, John and Paul were, but who else? Ringo Starr, damn good drummer says I.
El Barto	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 15:57:19 This doesn't make sense at all, but I really don't like Ringo at all. I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
SpudBoy	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 15:34:55 Technically, we won't know the answer to valentine question (or most of the others) until next year. He was 63 in February. festoon
shineoftheever	Posted - 07/07/2004 : 15:18:42 I guess that answers the question then. "You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... "

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