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chris kennedy Posted - 07/07/2004 : 11:03:43
Hey, it’s Chris from the NYC band Ruth Ruth. Our debut album came out on American in '95. Out of a couple of labels who were interested, we chose American because FB was on it (& Johnny Cash ). I’m here mainly to promote our new album. Sorry if that offends anyone. Just being honest. We’re doing all the promotion for the album on our own, so I’m only going to forums of bands / musicians I like & have on my shelf, in the hopes of turning some people on to what we’re doing & be around to answer any questions, etc. So I’m actually “here”, and I actually do dig FB.

Take a listen at:
www.cdbaby.com/ruthruth
www.ruthruth.com

“Arguably one of the most overlooked bands of the last 10 years.”
Reviewer: Popbang Radio - SINGLE OF THE WEEK!
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VoVat Posted - 07/12/2004 : 11:34:20
The DJ. It's the new form of payola!



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
chris kennedy Posted - 07/12/2004 : 07:20:11
Back to the main topic of this thread, who do I have to give a blowjob to around here to buy my record?
GypsyDeath Posted - 07/11/2004 : 12:05:41
Ok, put yourself in a girls shoes for once...Imagine taking a cock in your mouth, or taking a cock in your pussy....If i didjt like the guy that much, I would not want him in ANY hole!

As i have said, you obviously havent had a good enough one!

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
mun chien andalusia Posted - 07/11/2004 : 07:27:00
quote:
Originally posted by PsychicTwin

Last i heard it was called a "grundle"...though i've heard it called a "chode" plenty of times. Though someone said that the latter only applies to horses (???--yeah, I don't really know why such specialized terminology would be needed for THAT part of a horse)

ck- A good BJ is not overrated! and if you really enjoy giving better than getting you are either:
a) the most generous fellow I've ever met
b) gotten very bad BJs in the past
c) a liar
don't get me wrong, going down on a girl titillates the hell out of me. But let's be completely level-headed here!!



finally somebody normal. i was feeling bad in the thought of being the only one to appreciate bjs. and if a bj is a cop-out technique it's a good one. better than the "headache" all time classic at least.


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PsychicTwin Posted - 07/11/2004 : 07:11:53
Last i heard it was called a "grundle"...though i've heard it called a "chode" plenty of times. Though someone said that the latter only applies to horses (???--yeah, I don't really know why such specialized terminology would be needed for THAT part of a horse)

ck- A good BJ is not overrated! and if you really enjoy giving better than getting you are either:
a) the most generous fellow I've ever met
b) gotten very bad BJs in the past
c) a liar
don't get me wrong, going down on a girl titillates the hell out of me. But let's be completely level-headed here!!
johndietzel Posted - 07/10/2004 : 01:52:08
I have heard the aforementioned body part called "chode."

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n/a Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:26:15
see... you've gone from promoting your band to discussing your sex life, you gotta love this forum

Frank Black ate my Hamster

chris kennedy Posted - 07/09/2004 : 13:37:57
Tre: could be, could be. I get confused sometimes in the dark.
your tact on getting out of sex is a good one. direct and to the point.
n/a Posted - 07/09/2004 : 11:00:28
you're getting blow jobs mixed up with hand jobs I think...

And I often find the best way of getting out of intercourse with a guy I don't want to have intercourse with is saying "Ew, fuck off, no fucking way man..... no waaaaaaay"

but thats just me

Frank Black ate my Hamster

chris kennedy Posted - 07/09/2004 : 10:46:50
GypsyDeath:
Let me clarify: Sometimes BJs are cop-outs for women to avoid having intercourse with a guy they dont really like that much. Thats just depressing and lame to me, on all fronts.
Under the right circumstances, they're nice but I guess I prefer giving than getting. Not giving BJs...uh, forget it.
GypsyDeath Posted - 07/09/2004 : 08:46:38
Have a lot of experience tasting cum, do you Chris?

Im not a mad groupie, shut up you ANd actually the reason I said I was more of a band iad than a groupie is because, in the words of Penny Lane 'Band aids are here for the music, we're here because we love the music. Not to just hang around with famous people'.
Its pure coincidense anyway. the fact i only go out with musicians, is purely down to the places in which I meet guys....Not my fault.

If you think blow jobs are over rated, you havent had a good enough one.
You can make blow jobs incredibly intimate, with ALOT of interaction. Just takes a little imagination. I wont go in to it here, since ill feel like im writing some kind of porn screen play or something. lol.

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
chris kennedy Posted - 07/09/2004 : 06:19:21
Hmmm. Blowjobs are over-rated, IMO. Not enough intimacy, not enough interaction. Besides, NO ONE, pornographic fantasies aside, likes the taste and texture of cum. I firmly believe that.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 07/08/2004 : 15:19:13
Look out Chris, run for your life. She's a mad groupie!

Actually she said she is only a band aid 'cos they only give blow-jobs, but I don't believe her.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
chris kennedy Posted - 07/08/2004 : 13:24:53
GypsyDeath: Thanks for the good luck wishes, I'll take 'em. I liked your other post on sex and relationships, very cool. I'm from New York City. It's very hot and humid here today. CK
GypsyDeath Posted - 07/08/2004 : 08:35:23
Hello Chris.

If I could I would listen, but no doubt Ill read the reviews by this lot, and bully someone in to letting me hear it some how or another.

Welcome to the board, and goodluck with your band.
Where abouts are you from?

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
chris kennedy Posted - 07/08/2004 : 07:33:34
Man, "fleshy fun bridge" is a great band name. You can never think of one when you need to. Wow..."fleshy fun bridge."
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 07/08/2004 : 07:16:39
LBF, I believe you refer to what is commonly called a 'taint'.

t'ain't the who and t'ain't the ha.

Or a fleshy fun bridge. Whichever.


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
chris kennedy Posted - 07/08/2004 : 06:25:02
Opaque: Unfortunately I have a bachelor's degree in being lied to, so, I know of what I speak. Appreciate the download.

Betty: "i'm like the wind thru windchimes as a storm begins." Have you ever heard that Beach Boys song Wind Chimes? It's beautiful and very frightening. Send me an MP3 of something you've done, I'd be into hearing it.

Little Black Francis: I'm sorry but, although I like weird stuff,
anything having to do with the space between your nut-sca and asshole doesn't appeal to me. I think. CK
n/a Posted - 07/08/2004 : 05:26:43
such charming imagery

Frank Black ate my Hamster

Little Black Francis Posted - 07/08/2004 : 00:29:24
not to be graphic, th eplace between my nut-sca and my asshole
=

gouch, gooch

whateva

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
betty Posted - 07/07/2004 : 23:39:29
quoi?



warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
Little Black Francis Posted - 07/07/2004 : 21:57:46
I might be spelled gooch... I'm not sure

Jump out of the 14th floor, you will die a floor earlier

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
betty Posted - 07/07/2004 : 21:50:48
what's a gouch?



warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
Little Black Francis Posted - 07/07/2004 : 21:30:57
I have a sweat rash on my balls and gouch. I'll check out the site!

Dag!

merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha
betty Posted - 07/07/2004 : 21:21:26
i would put my music on here in a heartbeat if the means were mine to wield.

you will love me.

i'm like the wind thru windchimes as a storm begins.

and somewhat stoned. all explodey pictures!

sorry i can't listen mr. kennedy. i have a pentium one.




warm wishes and fond regards,

betty
Opaque Posted - 07/07/2004 : 14:05:50
quote:
Originally posted by chris kennedy


Opaque: Being lied to is the worst. I hate that shit.



Looks like you just earned yourself a download. ^5!

"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 07/07/2004 : 14:00:48
NO problem Chris, I love discovering new music.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
chris kennedy Posted - 07/07/2004 : 13:47:00
Jettison: Thats very cool of you to say, thanks.

Opaque: Being lied to is the worst. I hate that shit.

begeegs: I can't believe you were at that show! I think I had a moment of complete insanity when I climbed up there. I did really contemplate jumping into the crowd but it dawned on me I'd probably break my neck. Kaboom is on "Are You My Friend?" and you can find it on Amazon or Ebay for really cheap. Check out the new CD, maybe you'll dig.

Homers_pet_monkey: Very nice of you to have an open mind to new bands. Very nice indeed. CK

Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 07/07/2004 : 12:50:33
Hey Chris, it's cool that you have come here to promote your band. I have already gotten on to one new band this week through this site (one of the guys from The Secret Hairdressers came on here) and I am happy to have another. I will check out your stuff later.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
begeegs Posted - 07/07/2004 : 12:32:06
quote:
Originally posted by chris kennedy

The King Of Karaoke: Thanks for listening and holding back your poop.
Floop...I find things like stys, crooked teeth, scars, weird stuff sexy. I know I'm not alone.



Hey Chris

I saw you guys by accident and I want to say that it was in Hartford, CT about 5 years ago (I think). It was a festival and I remember you guys had this excellent song which I now think is Kaboom. You had climbed the stage poles and got about halfway up and probably thought - 'sheeeeeit what am I doing' before being told off so you climbed down (outdoor festival). Anyway, I could never remember your band's name because I wanted that damn song, so cheers for signing in....because I can get in now....
Opaque Posted - 07/07/2004 : 12:15:02
quote:
Originally posted by floop

honesty + having a sty = ultra sexy



And some of those pink fuzzy slippers!

Yanno what... come to think of it, honesty is sexy. Cause being lied to pretty much just out and out sux.

"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev
n/a Posted - 07/07/2004 : 11:57:40
not alone no, it's just you and floop though

Frank Black ate my Hamster

Jettison Posted - 07/07/2004 : 11:56:51
'little death' is a classic.

i'm glad to hear you're still together.

chris kennedy Posted - 07/07/2004 : 11:56:11
The King Of Karaoke: Thanks for listening and holding back your poop.
Floop...I find things like stys, crooked teeth, scars, weird stuff sexy. I know I'm not alone.
floop Posted - 07/07/2004 : 11:42:11
honesty + having a sty = ultra sexy

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