| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| TarTar |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:16:48
I work at Target, in the One Hour Photo department. The job would be ten times better if our chemicals weren't in the janitors closet with the mop buckets and plungers. I hate having to go into that digusting room to mix chemicals. Today, when I opened the door, I had to pull out the janitors cart to get in. There was a plunger hanging on the side of the janitors cart, and it bumped the handle to the door as I moved it. Oh gross. I'm not gonna touch that door handle again, not with my bare hands. I'm lways gonna have a glove or paper towel handy when it's time to open the door. Yuck.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 21:41:08
So what drew you to look for people in the "Plungers are gross" thread? You got a thing for hot toilet water or something? Yer not one of them weirdos are ya? Betcha are.
*festoon* |
| jefry |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 00:17:44
Wow....I'm speechless
D=RxT |
| TarTar |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 23:30:44
Hey, that ain't fair. You can't just waltz in here and claim that you suck. That takes all of the fun out of us pummelling you with insults to initiate you. No self-deprecating rookies. You gotta think you're hot shit and we've gotta take that away from you. Verbally bashing yourself is like a little wannabe thug going to some bigger true gangstaz and kicking his own ass to get jumped in. It just don't work. You gotta have someone who represents put you on. And since there ain't nobody else here right now, guess it's up to me, punk! What? Whatchoo say? (Smack!) I didn't think so, biatch!
Naw, I'm just playing. We don't act like that 'round here.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| jefry |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 23:12:55
Hey....Im tryin to figure out this FB chat......I suck
D=RxT |
| jefry |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 23:11:04
hello
D=RxT |
| TarTar |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 23:04:08
yo, jefry with 1 f.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| jefry |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 23:00:46
hello
D=RxT |
| jefry |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 22:58:36
anyone there
D=RxT |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 22:50:56
You know, I never thought of talking about stuff like this on this forum, but anyway...
At my work (Ruby Tuesday) in the morning there is a problem with the plumbing. All the water is scalding hot. And I mean all the water. So, if you are unfortunate enough to have to do number two in the morning, you have to contend with a bowlful of hot-ass water, hot enough to have steam coming up and condense all over your ass and testicles (I guess ass and vagina if you're a female). It's not a very comfortable feeling, to be sure, but like I said, if you have to do number two you're definitely fucked...it makes you feel as though the shit smell is going to be steamed into your clothes. (Although I've never had anyone comment, so...)
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 20:04:03
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
No, tortilla chips are why you shouldn't let floop into your bathroom.
That is NOT a party bowl full of bean dip, floop!!! BACK AWAY!
Maybe you could patent the PortaPlunge in a handy dandy stinkproof carrying case...
"As seen on TV"
hehehehe....turds.
*festoon* |
| El Barto |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 20:02:14
Seriously man. It's like superhuman fecal matter. Like, I don't get it! Sometimes I only flush with one toilet paper ball and it still gets fucked. I think I might use too much TP. Who knows. I think I was improperly potty trained.
Boycott cults and t's |
| fudd |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 19:37:10
The random post at most once per hour thread gets locked at ten posts and yet... |
| floop |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:54:48
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Dude, I feel so much better knowing that I'm not the only toilet-cursed person around. I never to fuck up peoples' toilets. I think there have been more toilets fucked up by me than toilets NOT fucked up by me. I'm cursed! I use very little TP and I still end up with a problem. I don't like going #2 anywhere else but my house anyway. Fucking toilets.
Boycott cults and t's
i sympathize with you El Barto. sometimes i think my feces is made up of some partially non-human material. if i don't clog a toilet, at the very least, i end up leaving horrific rorschach-like shapes on the bottom of the bowl (permanently staning it) - which is almost as offensive as cloged toilet really, when you're a guest in someones home. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:44:23
quote:
but why were you cleaning urinals!? Since when ahs cleaning toilets been part of the job descript. for gas stations!?
Apparently WolfMan works at the only gas station in the world where they actually clean the bathrooms.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| El Barto |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:13:35
Dude, I feel so much better knowing that I'm not the only toilet-cursed person around. I never to fuck up peoples' toilets. I think there have been more toilets fucked up by me than toilets NOT fucked up by me. I'm cursed! I use very little TP and I still end up with a problem. I don't like going #2 anywhere else but my house anyway. Fucking toilets.
Boycott cults and t's |
| TarTar |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:42:56
you know it, floop. I rather liked it, too. It inspired me. I think that many of the customers have seen it, because when I remember them and their name, sometimes they seem to be creeped out. They probably think I have a shrine of photos of their family on my wall. And maybe I do. Mwahahahahahaha!
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| floop |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:26:39
hey TarTar, have you seen ONE HOUR PHOTO? just curious, since you work in a one-hour-photo lab.
Wolfman, i used to work at a gas station too, when i was a young lad (i'm ooooold). luckily i didn't have to clean the bathroom though. i was doing full service: pumping gas, checking fluids, fixing flat tires. it was a gas station in a VERY nice neighborhood. so all day long it was just an endless flow of hot trophy wife types coming in. not the worst job in the world. but getting there at 6am sucked.
yeah, plungers. |
| TarTar |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 15:52:52
The photo lab is a seperate entity from Target. We may be in the same building, but we are not part of Target. They don't pay us, therefore, they can't tell us what to do. Kinda nice. That way I don't have to participate in the incredible amount of stupid-ass things they have going on there.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| Adam |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:40:08
I worked at Target for one week, in the electronics department. I just remember it being very stuffy in the morning before the air came on. And what is with those team meeting things in the morning?
Free the Heel! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:05:52
I see...
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| darwin |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:01:57
No, tortilla chips are why you shouldn't let floop into your bathroom. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 11:56:41
tortilla chips is why we are discussing this??!?!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| darwin |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:22:57
Tortilla chips? |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:22:03
We have these little snack cakes called "Brownie Loaf" and I crap you not, when I take two bites I'm on the can so we always joke that I'm baking a brownie loaf. why are we discussing this?
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:19:31
ioh my god, whats wrong with you guys!??! what the hell do you eat over there?!
oh yeah, pizza.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:15:29
I have Magnum turds. I'm constantly blocking up toilets and just had to seek out a plunger a couple of weeks ago. I flush many times but still . . . We've had to replace lighting fixtures in my house from flood effects.
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| floop |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:03:21
do you mind if i use your restroom? |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:59:13
Remind me to not invite Floop to my house...
DO you carry one round with you?
Are there folding plungers - for this purpose? It could fol, say 3 times, then the rubbery bit could fold over itsself and the folded handle, in order to keep them together, and, at the same time, make it convenient to carry.
However..you may want to wash it before you put it in your pocket
'whats that smell - its coming from your pocket..'
'erm...yeah, about thatm ya see the thing is, i have this folding..'
you see my point.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| floop |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:28:44
as someone who invariably clogs every toilet he shits in, i say: plungers are our friends. what if you were at your new girlfriends parents house and the toilet got plugged up? "um, guys, i have a little problem .. a little problem involving my feces overflowing from your toilet that is"
plungers can save relationships. |
| benji |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:05:58
a guy in my first year at university in the halls of residence mistook the shower for a toilet and crapped all in it.
he was incredibly pissed.
we made him clean it up.
but mel, the trouble i'm going to have is to find anywhere in Woolwich which is both open and stocking a plunger.....chances = not good.
 You Know You Want To! |
| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:05:08
Got to keep the bathrooms clean. If you're closing it's part of the job to clean the bathrooms.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:03:57
but why were you cleaning urinals!? Since when ahs cleaning toilets been part of the job descript. for gas stations!?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:02:51
I work at a gas station.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:58:26
why were you cleaning urinals?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:56:56
You want to talk about nasty you ever seen the aftermath of some asshole shitting in a urinal? There's no easy way to clean that up. Ugggh.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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