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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
 Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:16:48
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I work at Target, in the One Hour Photo department. The job would be ten times better if our chemicals weren't in the janitors closet with the mop buckets and plungers. I hate having to go into that digusting room to mix chemicals. Today, when I opened the door, I had to pull out the janitors cart to get in. There was a plunger hanging on the side of the janitors cart, and it bumped the handle to the door as I moved it. Oh gross. I'm not gonna touch that door handle again, not with my bare hands. I'm lways gonna have a glove or paper towel handy when it's time to open the door. Yuck.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:19:01
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Icky!
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:25:17
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wet wipes... carry them always
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:28:36
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I think I should just wear a goddamn radiation suit.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:28:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
wet wipes... carry them always
Make sure you have instructions to use them (see other thread)
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 17:49:46
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| Yerk. Plungers are disgusting, but, I fear, an increasingly necessary evil in this age of low-flow toilets and supersizing. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 21:25:44
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Originally posted by mereubu
...low-flow toilets and supersizing.
I never realized it but you are right. These things cannot co-exist without cataclysm! |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 06:08:36
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| Plungers are gross, but not as bad as those little brushee thingees you use to clean out the toilet bowl. |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:03:29
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how uncanny - i am looking for a plunger right now cause our toilet at home is blocked.
and we didn't even have a curry last night.
i was initially after a metal coathanger so i could straighten out the coathanger and poke that in there to loosen the concealed mass of crap and toilet paper, but when we moved we left those ones at the old place.....sob sob.
so now i am a little short of ideas.
anyone?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:36:29
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erm..well a plunger would do it....How can you be looking for a plunger?!!? Just go to a shop! they arent hard to find!
Unless, of course, you mean lookin in your house for one..
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:56:56
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You want to talk about nasty you ever seen the aftermath of some asshole shitting in a urinal? There's no easy way to clean that up. Ugggh.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:58:26
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why were you cleaning urinals?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:02:51
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I work at a gas station.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:03:57
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but why were you cleaning urinals!? Since when ahs cleaning toilets been part of the job descript. for gas stations!?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:05:08
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Got to keep the bathrooms clean. If you're closing it's part of the job to clean the bathrooms.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:05:58
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a guy in my first year at university in the halls of residence mistook the shower for a toilet and crapped all in it.
he was incredibly pissed.
we made him clean it up.
but mel, the trouble i'm going to have is to find anywhere in Woolwich which is both open and stocking a plunger.....chances = not good.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:28:44
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as someone who invariably clogs every toilet he shits in, i say: plungers are our friends. what if you were at your new girlfriends parents house and the toilet got plugged up? "um, guys, i have a little problem .. a little problem involving my feces overflowing from your toilet that is"
plungers can save relationships. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 09:59:13
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Remind me to not invite Floop to my house...
DO you carry one round with you?
Are there folding plungers - for this purpose? It could fol, say 3 times, then the rubbery bit could fold over itsself and the folded handle, in order to keep them together, and, at the same time, make it convenient to carry.
However..you may want to wash it before you put it in your pocket
'whats that smell - its coming from your pocket..'
'erm...yeah, about thatm ya see the thing is, i have this folding..'
you see my point.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:03:21
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:15:29
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I have Magnum turds. I'm constantly blocking up toilets and just had to seek out a plunger a couple of weeks ago. I flush many times but still . . . We've had to replace lighting fixtures in my house from flood effects.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:19:31
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ioh my god, whats wrong with you guys!??! what the hell do you eat over there?!
oh yeah, pizza.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:22:03
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We have these little snack cakes called "Brownie Loaf" and I crap you not, when I take two bites I'm on the can so we always joke that I'm baking a brownie loaf. why are we discussing this?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 10:22:57
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 11:56:41
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tortilla chips is why we are discussing this??!?!
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:01:57
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:05:52
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I see...
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 12:40:08
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I worked at Target for one week, in the electronics department. I just remember it being very stuffy in the morning before the air came on. And what is with those team meeting things in the morning?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 15:52:52
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The photo lab is a seperate entity from Target. We may be in the same building, but we are not part of Target. They don't pay us, therefore, they can't tell us what to do. Kinda nice. That way I don't have to participate in the incredible amount of stupid-ass things they have going on there.
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:26:39
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hey TarTar, have you seen ONE HOUR PHOTO? just curious, since you work in a one-hour-photo lab.
Wolfman, i used to work at a gas station too, when i was a young lad (i'm ooooold). luckily i didn't have to clean the bathroom though. i was doing full service: pumping gas, checking fluids, fixing flat tires. it was a gas station in a VERY nice neighborhood. so all day long it was just an endless flow of hot trophy wife types coming in. not the worst job in the world. but getting there at 6am sucked.
yeah, plungers. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 16:42:56
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you know it, floop. I rather liked it, too. It inspired me. I think that many of the customers have seen it, because when I remember them and their name, sometimes they seem to be creeped out. They probably think I have a shrine of photos of their family on my wall. And maybe I do. Mwahahahahahaha!
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:13:35
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Dude, I feel so much better knowing that I'm not the only toilet-cursed person around. I never to fuck up peoples' toilets. I think there have been more toilets fucked up by me than toilets NOT fucked up by me. I'm cursed! I use very little TP and I still end up with a problem. I don't like going #2 anywhere else but my house anyway. Fucking toilets.
Boycott cults and t's |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:44:23
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but why were you cleaning urinals!? Since when ahs cleaning toilets been part of the job descript. for gas stations!?
Apparently WolfMan works at the only gas station in the world where they actually clean the bathrooms.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 17:54:48
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Dude, I feel so much better knowing that I'm not the only toilet-cursed person around. I never to fuck up peoples' toilets. I think there have been more toilets fucked up by me than toilets NOT fucked up by me. I'm cursed! I use very little TP and I still end up with a problem. I don't like going #2 anywhere else but my house anyway. Fucking toilets.
Boycott cults and t's
i sympathize with you El Barto. sometimes i think my feces is made up of some partially non-human material. if i don't clog a toilet, at the very least, i end up leaving horrific rorschach-like shapes on the bottom of the bowl (permanently staning it) - which is almost as offensive as cloged toilet really, when you're a guest in someones home. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 19:37:10
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 20:02:14
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Seriously man. It's like superhuman fecal matter. Like, I don't get it! Sometimes I only flush with one toilet paper ball and it still gets fucked. I think I might use too much TP. Who knows. I think I was improperly potty trained.
Boycott cults and t's |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 20:04:03
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Originally posted by darwin
No, tortilla chips are why you shouldn't let floop into your bathroom.
That is NOT a party bowl full of bean dip, floop!!! BACK AWAY!
Maybe you could patent the PortaPlunge in a handy dandy stinkproof carrying case...
"As seen on TV"
hehehehe....turds.
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Plungers are gross
