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Skatealex1 Posted - 06/29/2004 : 23:30:00
Its so awsome. I don't want to make anyone jealous but I'm intrested to hear everyones thoughts on them.

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n/a Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:00:23
that is deroga Tre

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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:56:31
Anyway, it has a drip Tre for that!

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n/a Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:54:00
just thinking out loud is all....

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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:50:10
Nice!

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n/a Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:45:59
so where does the man milk go in a fridge that gives oral? a drip tray? Or an ice cube maker for easy storage and disposal?

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mun chien andalusia Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:22:58
hahahahaha, THEY have already made me pay for a lot of things already, many of which i didn't even deserve to pay for, but i am a wiser man now. let it come, i am ready (help would be appreciated though, with women you never know)


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:29:28
Get ready munchien.

They will make you pay for that.

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mun chien andalusia Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:22:55
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

quote:
Originally posted by Tre


a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function ...




the version i tried sucked


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So it DID give blowjobs?

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yes it did, but the inbuilt tv and the fridge function kind of turned me off. it refused to deliver cold beer without 30min of anti alcohol speaches and i could not watch football every tuesday and wednesday during the champions league without having to take a speach on "quality time" crap, and the bj function was kind of mediocre. i sent that stupid machine back and i'll stick with a more conventional model for now, at least until microsoft or phillips or some japanese consumer electronics giant doesn't present a new improved version (hopefully with football and alcohol tollerance and a cooking and an ironing function)


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:04:07
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

quote:
Originally posted by Tre


a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function ...




the version i tried sucked


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking




So it DID give blowjobs?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
n/a Posted - 06/30/2004 : 12:09:48
*phew... for a minute there*

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mun chien andalusia Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:06:52
quote:
Originally posted by Tre


a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function ...




reminds me of an ex girlfriend. now i understand that she was not human but some kind of a prototype of a mechanical woman. the version i tried sucked so i predict that real women will be a necessity for long.


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n/a Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:41:34
*look of horror*

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Cheeseman1000 Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:36:37
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

A chair? for massage? I've seen the cushions.... woman kind is doomed. All they have to do now is invent a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function and we're fucked

You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
- Charles Bukowski



[starts scribbling on napkin]


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Simon
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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:32:17
Are you loaded? What a frivolous item.

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n/a Posted - 06/30/2004 : 03:05:29
A chair? for massage? I've seen the cushions.... woman kind is doomed. All they have to do now is invent a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function and we're fucked

You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
- Charles Bukowski

Opaque Posted - 06/30/2004 : 01:05:56
Hrmmm... well, my initial feeling here is that a massage is a good thing even if it is given by a chair. Tho, ye olde hand massage method is pretty durned nice too.

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