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Skatealex1
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 Posted - 06/29/2004 : 23:30:00
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 Its so awsome. I don't want to make anyone jealous but I'm intrested to hear everyones thoughts on them.
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Opaque
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 01:05:56
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Hrmmm... well, my initial feeling here is that a massage is a good thing even if it is given by a chair. Tho, ye olde hand massage method is pretty durned nice too.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 03:05:29
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A chair? for massage? I've seen the cushions.... woman kind is doomed. All they have to do now is invent a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function and we're fucked
You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:32:17
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Are you loaded? What a frivolous item.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:36:37
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Originally posted by Tre
A chair? for massage? I've seen the cushions.... woman kind is doomed. All they have to do now is invent a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function and we're fucked
You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
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[starts scribbling on napkin]
Kind regards,
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:41:34
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*look of horror*
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:06:52
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a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function ...
reminds me of an ex girlfriend. now i understand that she was not human but some kind of a prototype of a mechanical woman. the version i tried sucked so i predict that real women will be a necessity for long.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 12:09:48
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*phew... for a minute there*
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:04:07
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
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Originally posted by Tre
a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function ...
the version i tried sucked
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
So it DID give blowjobs?
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:22:55
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
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Originally posted by Tre
a fridge with an inbuilt TV and a blow job function ...
the version i tried sucked
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
So it DID give blowjobs?
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yes it did, but the inbuilt tv and the fridge function kind of turned me off. it refused to deliver cold beer without 30min of anti alcohol speaches and i could not watch football every tuesday and wednesday during the champions league without having to take a speach on "quality time" crap, and the bj function was kind of mediocre. i sent that stupid machine back and i'll stick with a more conventional model for now, at least until microsoft or phillips or some japanese consumer electronics giant doesn't present a new improved version (hopefully with football and alcohol tollerance and a cooking and an ironing function)
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:29:28
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Get ready munchien.
They will make you pay for that.
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:22:58
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hahahahaha, THEY have already made me pay for a lot of things already, many of which i didn't even deserve to pay for, but i am a wiser man now. let it come, i am ready (help would be appreciated though, with women you never know)
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:45:59
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so where does the man milk go in a fridge that gives oral? a drip tray? Or an ice cube maker for easy storage and disposal?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:50:10
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Nice!
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:54:00
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just thinking out loud is all....
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 15:56:31
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Anyway, it has a drip Tre for that!
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 16:00:23
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that is deroga Tre
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I got a massage chair :)
