| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:13:08
That bumps up the number of times I've heard the word "carbs" today to 819.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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| floop |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:17:54
i was watching TV the other night, which i rarely do, and literally saw 4 different low carb products advertised in a one-hour segment. Subway, Amstel, Coors and something else..
christ. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 11:06:55
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Now wasn't that a strange coinkydink?
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
Hey, someone else who says/types coinkldink. Actually I have never typed it, but I say it like that all the time.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/21/2004 : 08:21:57
I went to grad school with Jim Fix. Everyone who meets him says "I thought you were dead." |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/21/2004 : 08:16:47
Now wasn't that a strange coinkydink?
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/20/2004 : 07:37:52
http://www.reed.edu/~jimfix/
The heart attack guy was Jim Fixx. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/20/2004 : 00:59:50
I have six words for you
Jim Fix |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/19/2004 : 09:33:51
I'm on the low-card diet. I wish I knew whether it was okay for me to eat an Ace.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 23:20:22
haaha
I just have to ask...
What exactly is a freat insult? (GypsyDeath?)
Dean, you are 2nd person in 2 days that referred to my monolouges as "rants"... (the other person is someone at work)...
I guess I might classify myself as a "Ranter?"
I think I might have finally found myself, my true identity, either that, or I am standing here looking at a complete moron in the mirror. That's a peice of shit mirror anyhoo...
When you're in the grocery store
and the doors are at the whores
and you're filling up that cart
It really sucks when you "shart"
Diarhia
plop plop
Diarhia
plop plop
haha |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 18:19:44
quote:
By the way, this is the perfect opportunity to pitch the brand new sandwich at Subway.
Is it a shit sandwich?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 16:28:30
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
People from Cambodia, UK, and USA are singing diahrea songs.
Diahrea songs bring the world together.
Much better than that "We Are The World" song did.
And WAY better than Kumbaya. Talk about shit. |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 09:24:53
By the way, this is the perfect opportunity to pitch the brand new sandwich at Subway. Stop in and try a fresh Bleu Cheese and Spinach Roasted Chicken sub, complete with your choice of fixings. Only 0 carbs!
Sincerely,
Jared from Subway
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 07:30:24
People from Cambodia, UK, and USA are singing diahrea songs.
Diahrea songs bring the world together.
Much better than that "We Are The World" song did.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| This_Guy |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 00:26:44
right when i was beginning to like you guys too.
*pretends to be dissapointed* |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 18:38:41
Damn! I used to love those :)
When you're walking up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diareha
pfft pfft
diarehha
ah, the simple pleasures in life |
| floop |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 17:45:34
every successful topic, eventually, devolves into the diarrhea chant. it's inevitable. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 17:39:26
Wow, this topic has really gone to shit. Literally!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:58:51
I wonder how many carbs are in your average fece.
I'm having a Zippy moment.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:58:39
good lord |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:58:07
Walking down the street and it flows out by your feet
dierrhea pfft pfft
diarrhea pfft pfft
Went behind a bush, and it came out like a rush
diarrhea pfft pfft
diarrhea pfft pfft
 "It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:56:22
diarrhea pffft pffft
diarrhea pffft pffft
flowing down the gutter
on a piece of bread and butter
diarrhea pfft pfffft
diarrhea pfft pffft
some people think it's funny
but it's really hot and runny
diarrhea pfft pfffft
diarrhea pfft pffft
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| fudd |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:48:42
Er, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:42:22
think pleasant thoughts
think pleasant thoughts |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:42:01
So...feces + more feces = super good?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:41:15
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Yeah, like when they used to say that solid feces was bad for you and diarhea was good...now it's the other way around!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
at least you can eat diarrhea with a spoon! 
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:36:53
My theory is use as many natural ingredients as possible (while I'd admit that faeces is natural, i'm still not planning to incorporate it anywhere yet...). Hence, butter > margarine...
That and moderation and your set right?
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
| floop |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:36:39
i actually worked with someone who (i heard) used to drink his own urine every morning. the theroy being that when you urinate, you lose essential vitamins. and drinking your urine gives your body a second chance at consuming those otherwise lost, essential nutrients.
talk about wacky diets. (only in LA) |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:30:06
Yeah, like when they used to say that solid feces was bad for you and diarhea was good...now it's the other way around!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:27:39
or like how everyone always tells me eating feces is "bad"
ooooo! it's SOOO bad! please. |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:26:08
I remember that. Ahhhh...human wisdom....so stupid.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:23:31
remember when they used to say that butter was bad, and maragarine was better. but then it got turned around and now they say maragarine is actually worse? |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:22:00
i'm on that diet! pasta, beer, bagels, and a carbohydrate pill called "the supercarbofragilistic6000" ;)
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 14:18:08
Has anybody invented an all-carbohydrate diet? Like eating 3 loaves of bread a day, and drinking beer?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:34:25
Moderation is the key. Cutting any and all carbs is not moderation. And, sorry, any diet that recommends cutting out fruit is immediately suspect in my books.
I completely agree with LBF's rant, incidentally.
 "When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:26:19
heh, pig fucker. freat insult. one of my favs, actually.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:12:01
yes he did die of a heart attack, (confirmed) but he was over-weight and suffered from some sort of a not very common heart problem throughout his life, so people like to believe his heart attack wasn't realated to his diet
the pig-fucker |
