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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:18:01
Spin off time.
I'm growing a beard. I haven't shaved for three weeks now, and its quite bushy and rugged looking. I like having something to stroke also. However, I'd be interested in your opinions: should I go for the full-on facial growth, the little funny looking 'style' beard, or somewhere in between? Do women actually find beards attractive? And do you have any grooming tips? That last one was directed towards men mainly.
For reference, visit this site, full of excellent beards:http://members.aol.com/beardguy/brdview.htm
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 08/13/2009 : 22:14:45
did we see this one?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/06/2009 : 14:37:12
Kicking it old school to post this beard-related gem:
http://vimeo.com/4636202
I remember sitting in a basement listening to Fields of Marigold until I passed out.
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 01/05/2006 : 14:13:57
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by misleadtheworld
Hey Floop, how's your beard?
hey mislead, thanks for asking. i had a pretty good beard going for part of 2005, but had to shave for a job interview. i haven't had much time to concentrate on my beard at all lately, but i have high hopes for 2006.
2006: erebus will go down
we are all with you
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| floop |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 21:33:21
quote:
Originally posted by misleadtheworld
Hey Floop, how's your beard?
hey mislead, thanks for asking. i had a pretty good beard going for part of 2005, but had to shave for a job interview. i haven't had much time to concentrate on my beard at all lately, but i have high hopes for 2006.
2006: erebus will go down |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 17:44:45
quote:
Originally posted by floop
before you go tootin' your own horn there Cheeseman, take a look at some of these guys
www.worldbeardchampionships.com
two time world chamption, Karl Hille:
(my idol and nemesis)
I was only lurking back then, but I think this is the best post of the whole General Chat of all time. |
| Malax |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 11:29:25
Beardless
Beard to follow
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 11:08:10
I'm thinking of keeping the perma-scruf... I like it with my new short-do.
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 11:02:37
I think that's something we'll all enjoy seeing Malax. Posts nowadays don't have enough pictures in. It's all words, opinions, political stances....
Incidentally, I began shaving again recently. I used to leave it for a good month or so and then tackle the growth with horrid, painful consequences. Therefore action in the form of mildly regular shaving has come into force.
Hey Floop, how's your beard?
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| Malax |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 10:31:03
Cant believe this has been dug up. I was about to go and shave it into some cool neato style. But I'm awful at it gimme a bit and it will be there for all to see. I can entertain with a beardless photo for now if you like.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| BLT |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 09:54:34
Let's see it, Malax.
Cyberhugs are for pussies. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 20:05:02
i really wish i could grow a beard - i just have a baby face (despite my forum handle) - hopefully one day i can join you in your beard club
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 15:54:41
Damn it floop, I haven't spent three weeks fastidiously growing facial hair just to shave it off again. Sorry, I'll just have to take the unfair advantage.
I always said I didn't want the little pointy bit of fluff-style beard, and I think thats still true, I'd rather have a proper beard. My brother suggested maybe shave the moustache and leave the beard, but maybe that'd look a little Amish? I think the full deal is the way to go. Plus, its a lot more manly than Jim's.
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
| floop |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 14:41:33
maybe we should have a forum beard contest. we'll all shave on the same day.. and then 3 years from now, we'll submit pictures and everyone can vote.
it'll be a good warmup for me. since i'm planning on entering more serious competition way down the road. beating all of you amateurs will boost my confidence, and fire me up for the big leagues.. |
| El Barto |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 14:35:52
I have a sort of beard going...a small one along the jawline. It meets up with a semi-vandyke. The hair that connects me moustache to my goatee is pretty pathetic. I've always wanted a proper vandyke. Having facial hair makes me feel a little more secure.
Boycott cults and t's |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 11:13:59
I've got myself a little goatee,definately wouldn't go for the whole beard,maybe a one that joins up to a moustache,but some people can't really pull that off,i.e. me
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 10:36:58
It's harmless, its very very old. A bit like you!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 10:17:13
That is one evil looking tortoise.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 10:12:51
Oh yeah, grooming tips. Avoid scissors...buy a beard/mustache trimmer, and become accustomed to using it. Every dude has different facial-hair growth patterns, so you want to be sparing with the trimmer (you can always trim more) to avoid overdoing it and to avoid doing a patchy-loooking job. Just like anything, you'll get better with practice
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| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 10:10:57
Don't invest too much importance in what girls think! It's your face, and there's women out there who have both preferences. Now, if you have a gilfriend or a wife, then it might be more of a consideration.
I've been sporting a chin-strap style beard for a while now...almost a year. I've come to the decision that I look like a moron with a clean-shaven face. It just doesn't suit me. For that reason, I will always have sideburns. Usually a chin-goatee, at the least. But some kind of beard is a sure thing nowadays (it wasn't until I was 20 or 21 that i could actually GROW a halfway decent beard!)
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 09:59:58
quote:
Originally posted by floop
before you go tootin' your own horn there Cheeseman, take a look at some of these guys
www.worldbeardchampionships.com
two time world chamption, Karl Hille:
(my idol and nemesis)
Yeah, but he doesn't have my scruffy charm.
I could always just go for a fine moustache, maybe the 'Billy Childish':  .
Apparently there's a moustache club you can join, where the entry requirement is 'graspable extremities'. Cue humourous plays on words.
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 09:27:10
floop must be busy combing his beard into something sinister-shaped. I'll try to fill in for him, Malax:
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
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| Malax |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 16:57:56
Floop and his big book of images strike again. Any chance of a picture of an....evil looking tortoise.
I wish I could grow a beard. Im nearly 13 and it sucks ass. It grows loads around my chin (but not high up enough for a goatee) and the sides are way to patchy. Bah. Plus Im a girl!
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Erebus |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 16:39:21
Yesterday I plucked a renegade whisker that shocked even me: over a foot long. No joke. |
| BLT |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 16:29:23
quote:
Originally posted by floop
two time world chamption, Karl Hille:
Karl Hille and Phil Jackson, separated at birth:
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 16:12:58
OK, I must reveal the horrible truth : I don't have any beard. It just didn't grow. I thought it would, my father has a beard, and I'm the only man from my family with no beard.
I do have a moustache, though a poor one, and some beard on my chin. If I don't shave, I look messy, but I'm unable to grow a beard.
It's really frustrating, I would really like to grow a beard. It looks sooooo cool.
I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore. |
| floop |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 16:05:43
before you go tootin' your own horn there Cheeseman, take a look at some of these guys
www.worldbeardchampionships.com
two time world chamption, Karl Hille:
(my idol and nemesis)
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:42:28
You don't get much scuffier than me, I think I qualify as a genuine 'scruffy oik'. You may be in with a chance there, cutey.
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:42:03
I shave once every 10 days. It's not like having a beard but i hate to shave every day.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| ramona |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:39:44
I like scruffy boys. Despite what I said in the haircutting thread.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:30:04
This is intended as a friendly discussion forum on the subject of beards in general, so it stays as just 'Beards'.
I like the feel and the look so far, I'm not doing it for women. Its my face!
"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing" |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/20/2004 : 15:25:52
Hey cheesy, you should change the title of this thread to "Favorite Beard"
I prefer sideburns to full-blown beards, but I have a shaved head so they don't look that great.
In my experience some girls do like the "look" of beards but rarely the "feel".
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