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Coldheartofstone Posted - 05/07/2004 : 17:59:55
I just have to express my appreciation for this forum.
It's always informative, always amusing and sometimes ... if your lucky... perverted. There are so many witty, intelligent people to admire and enjoy. I usually just sit and laugh. You people should be out in the world using your intellect to change this god-forsaken excuse for a human race...but since your on...I'll always wait to see your great responses.
Love ya.


I think I smell a rat.
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VoVat Posted - 05/15/2004 : 14:54:33
Well, I know I'M not real, anyway. It's a pretty comforting thought, really.



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
WolfManMikeLonely Posted - 05/15/2004 : 08:59:18
I must say I agree that this forum is great and really has an informative and calming effect on me. I logged on pissed off that my band is getting is getting royally shit on in the line up of some show we're playing tonight, basically getting no respect whatsoever and getting screwed around in the scene that we pretty much helped found. Must say I hate the scene around here. Anyways I log on here and now my mind is off that for now and I'm actually thinking about the important part of the music industry the part that everyone seems to forget about these days, the actual music, and it's great makes life seems interesting again.

"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders

www.transposed.net
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/13/2004 : 15:20:54
Whether these people are real or not, it doesn't make any difference.



Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 05/13/2004 : 12:11:16
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

[quote]Originally posted by IceCream



I used to be slightly worried that I was in a Truman Show esque situation, where everyone else was acting round me and I was the only one who wasn't in on it.
I say i used to be worried, it still haunts me occasionally.


"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"



I have been thinking like at times recently. Weird.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
The Calistanian Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:38:14
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

But don't boogers just smell like, well... air?


I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits



Can't describe the smell, but they sure do taste like air.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:31:38
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

I love this forum; I have come to know these users as people. I can detect some sense of personality and character in these people: I almost feel as though I personally know them. Is this abnormal?

It wouldn't be, but we genuinely aren't people with personality or characters.

I used to be slightly worried that I was in a Truman Show esque situation, where everyone else was acting round me and I was the only one who wasn't in on it.
I say i used to be worried, it still haunts me occasionally.


"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
Coldheartofstone Posted - 05/13/2004 : 06:47:14
I hope not....That's why I started this.
You could all be figments of my imagination.
Whoaaa...heavy.

you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
IceCream Posted - 05/12/2004 : 19:48:42
I love this forum; I have come to know these users as people. I can detect some sense of personality and character in these people: I almost feel as though I personally know them. Is this abnormal?
Coldheartofstone Posted - 05/09/2004 : 09:15:21
Can ya feel the love....

and perhaps the dead-stinking rat carcasses?
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 05/09/2004 : 03:31:00
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar

Homers Pet Monkey, she seems to be referring to the entire forum as one entity which entertains her, and each and every one of us are components of that single entity, so it's praise for the whole team, not just an employee of the month type of deal. Those who are of few words and little wit, such as me,) can enjoy the praise from the pretty girl just as much as those full of insight, irreverence, and insults, like you, Homer.

"(insert clever quote here)"



Gee thanks TarTar. Your lucky my sarcasm detector isn't working today.

I guess then, a big thankyou is also due to Alicia. In fact, sod it, thankyou to everyone. I love you all. Still!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/09/2004 : 01:57:02
Should I inject it, swallow it, breathe it? You see, my mental superiority is a well hidden secret, most of the people think I am a regular guy...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



SpudBoy Posted - 05/08/2004 : 18:19:54
Mainline some window cleaner. That lasts a little longer, but still keeps the entertaining vomit part.




Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:23:48
Yeah, beer is a solution for us too clever people. But only a temporary solution.



apl4eris Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:16:20
I am so quick I screw up every attempt at a self-inflicted frontal lobotomy, and end up with a bottle in front of me.

Mmmmm...beer.


I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:11:56
Sure it's pretty hard. Someone else would give up, and practice a frontal lobotomy on himself (which would make me slightly above the average in terms of intelligence). But it's OK, I'm a hero.



TarTar Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:06:50
yeah, the two I's in succession leads me to believe this is one of those moments where you've surpassed yourself and need to slow down to catch up. must be rough.

"(insert clever quote here)"
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:05:03
Sometimes I'm so smart I outsmart myself. Then I I have to slow down a little.



Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:03:31
Of course, I anticipated that you would anticipate... I'm a double genius.



Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:02:46
You're such a genius, Tittie!



TarTar Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:58:59
So much so that I forgot how to spell.

"(insert clever quote here)"
TarTar Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:57:18
I was highly anticpating that repsonse, Adnan.

"(insert clever quote here)"
apl4eris Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:52:50
Witty rejoinder, AlT, which looks a lot like AlT, which I will now refer to you as.


I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:50:28
Nicely put TT. Wow, it's almost like tits, which I shall now refer to you as.



TarTar Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:48:39
Nice to see you're on, GD. Whoa, that almost looks like God, which I shall now refer to you as.

"(insert clever quote here)"
GypsyDeath Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:46:41
aww, I shall say thank you, all though im one of those people that you should just keep on scrolling down when you get to my posts! Especially with all my typos!

Where d you dissappear to anyways CHOS?

wow - that almost looks like Chaos. Which is what i shall now refer to you as.




I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.


You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy.
Adnan_le_Terrible Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:41:00
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone

I just have to express my appreciation for this forum.
It's always informative, always amusing and sometimes ... if your lucky... perverted. There are so many witty, intelligent people to admire and enjoy. I usually just sit and laugh. You people should be out in the world using your intellect to change this god-forsaken excuse for a human race...but since your on...I'll always wait to see your great responses.
Love ya.


I think I smell a rat.



thank you so much, honey



TarTar Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:35:49
Homers Pet Monkey, she seems to be referring to the entire forum as one entity which entertains her, and each and every one of us are components of that single entity, so it's praise for the whole team, not just an employee of the month type of deal. Those who are of few words and little wit, such as me,) can enjoy the praise from the pretty girl just as much as those full of insight, irreverence, and insults, like you, Homer.

"(insert clever quote here)"
mun chien andalusia Posted - 05/08/2004 : 13:01:39
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris



What does a rat smell like, anyway?


I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits



Depends if it's live or dead.


join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
Newo Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:42:42
Feels to me like pizzaz.

-Owen
VoVat Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:14:32
Mmmm...pizzas...

Oh, wait.



I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 05/08/2004 : 08:00:57
They smell of fish.

And I think it would be a bit presumptuous of any of us to thank Alicia for her kind words, since we don't actually know who she refering to exactly.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
TarTar Posted - 05/08/2004 : 01:21:55
So here's Coldheartofstone expressing thanks for the amusement we can bring her on this forum, and we've already digressed to the smell of rats. Now THAT'S entertainment.

"(insert clever quote here)"
SpudBoy Posted - 05/07/2004 : 21:12:45
Actually it depends. Wet rat is kind of sweet, but in an icky theater-floor kind of way. Normal everyday run of the mill dry rat smells like muffins made with motor oil. Roast rat smells like burned hair for a while, then more like smoked ribs once the hair is burned off and the meat starts to cook (note - gut the rat first or prepare to pay a hefty cleaning bill when the intestinal liquids evaporate at flashpoint).




apl4eris Posted - 05/07/2004 : 21:09:04
But don't boogers just smell like, well... air?


I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits
shineoftheever Posted - 05/07/2004 : 21:00:57
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

......
What does a rat smell like, anyway?



Boogers and brie cheese!

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