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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
 Posted - 05/07/2004 : 17:59:55
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I just have to express my appreciation for this forum.
It's always informative, always amusing and sometimes ... if your lucky... perverted. There are so many witty, intelligent people to admire and enjoy. I usually just sit and laugh. You people should be out in the world using your intellect to change this god-forsaken excuse for a human race...but since your on...I'll always wait to see your great responses.
Love ya.
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Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 05/07/2004 18:01:52 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 18:03:47
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how the hell do you spell pizazzzzzzzz.
I think I smell a rat. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 18:18:07
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I'm not sure, but is this a topic specifically about me?
Judging from the title, it sure sounds like it.
THANKS! Coldheartofstone.
You should change your name to wonderfulwarmheart of...uh?...warm...stuff, Yeah.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 20:58:23
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This is probably the best, if not only, opportunity I'll have to ask the question that burns in my mind:
What does a rat smell like, anyway?
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 21:00:57
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
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What does a rat smell like, anyway?
Boogers and brie cheese! 
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 21:09:04
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But don't boogers just smell like, well... air?
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 21:12:45
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Actually it depends. Wet rat is kind of sweet, but in an icky theater-floor kind of way. Normal everyday run of the mill dry rat smells like muffins made with motor oil. Roast rat smells like burned hair for a while, then more like smoked ribs once the hair is burned off and the meat starts to cook (note - gut the rat first or prepare to pay a hefty cleaning bill when the intestinal liquids evaporate at flashpoint).
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 01:21:55
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So here's Coldheartofstone expressing thanks for the amusement we can bring her on this forum, and we've already digressed to the smell of rats. Now THAT'S entertainment.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 08:00:57
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They smell of fish.
And I think it would be a bit presumptuous of any of us to thank Alicia for her kind words, since we don't actually know who she refering to exactly.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:14:32
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Mmmm...pizzas...
Oh, wait.
I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 12:42:42
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Feels to me like pizzaz.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 13:01:39
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
What does a rat smell like, anyway?
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits
Depends if it's live or dead.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:35:49
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Homers Pet Monkey, she seems to be referring to the entire forum as one entity which entertains her, and each and every one of us are components of that single entity, so it's praise for the whole team, not just an employee of the month type of deal. Those who are of few words and little wit, such as me,) can enjoy the praise from the pretty girl just as much as those full of insight, irreverence, and insults, like you, Homer.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:41:00
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
I just have to express my appreciation for this forum.
It's always informative, always amusing and sometimes ... if your lucky... perverted. There are so many witty, intelligent people to admire and enjoy. I usually just sit and laugh. You people should be out in the world using your intellect to change this god-forsaken excuse for a human race...but since your on...I'll always wait to see your great responses.
Love ya.
I think I smell a rat.
thank you so much, honey
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:46:41
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aww, I shall say thank you, all though im one of those people that you should just keep on scrolling down when you get to my posts! Especially with all my typos!
Where d you dissappear to anyways CHOS?
wow - that almost looks like Chaos. Which is what i shall now refer to you as.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:48:39
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Nice to see you're on, GD. Whoa, that almost looks like God, which I shall now refer to you as.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:50:28
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Nicely put TT. Wow, it's almost like tits, which I shall now refer to you as.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:52:50
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Witty rejoinder, AlT, which looks a lot like AlT, which I will now refer to you as.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:57:18
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I was highly anticpating that repsonse, Adnan.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 15:58:59
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So much so that I forgot how to spell.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:02:46
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You're such a genius, Tittie!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:03:31
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Of course, I anticipated that you would anticipate... I'm a double genius.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:05:03
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Sometimes I'm so smart I outsmart myself. Then I I have to slow down a little.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:06:50
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yeah, the two I's in succession leads me to believe this is one of those moments where you've surpassed yourself and need to slow down to catch up. must be rough.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:11:56
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Sure it's pretty hard. Someone else would give up, and practice a frontal lobotomy on himself (which would make me slightly above the average in terms of intelligence). But it's OK, I'm a hero.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:16:20
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I am so quick I screw up every attempt at a self-inflicted frontal lobotomy, and end up with a bottle in front of me.
Mmmmm...beer.
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 16:23:48
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Yeah, beer is a solution for us too clever people. But only a temporary solution.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 18:19:54
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Mainline some window cleaner. That lasts a little longer, but still keeps the entertaining vomit part.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 01:57:02
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Should I inject it, swallow it, breathe it? You see, my mental superiority is a well hidden secret, most of the people think I am a regular guy...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 03:31:00
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
Homers Pet Monkey, she seems to be referring to the entire forum as one entity which entertains her, and each and every one of us are components of that single entity, so it's praise for the whole team, not just an employee of the month type of deal. Those who are of few words and little wit, such as me,) can enjoy the praise from the pretty girl just as much as those full of insight, irreverence, and insults, like you, Homer.
"(insert clever quote here)"
Gee thanks TarTar. Your lucky my sarcasm detector isn't working today.
I guess then, a big thankyou is also due to Alicia. In fact, sod it, thankyou to everyone. I love you all. Still!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2004 : 09:15:21
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Can ya feel the love....
and perhaps the dead-stinking rat carcasses? |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 19:48:42
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| I love this forum; I have come to know these users as people. I can detect some sense of personality and character in these people: I almost feel as though I personally know them. Is this abnormal? |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 06:47:14
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I hope not....That's why I started this.
You could all be figments of my imagination.
Whoaaa...heavy.
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:31:38
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Originally posted by IceCream
I love this forum; I have come to know these users as people. I can detect some sense of personality and character in these people: I almost feel as though I personally know them. Is this abnormal?
It wouldn't be, but we genuinely aren't people with personality or characters.
I used to be slightly worried that I was in a Truman Show esque situation, where everyone else was acting round me and I was the only one who wasn't in on it.
I say i used to be worried, it still haunts me occasionally.
 "I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:38:14
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
But don't boogers just smell like, well... air?
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits
Can't describe the smell, but they sure do taste like air.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 12:11:16
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
[quote]Originally posted by IceCream
I used to be slightly worried that I was in a Truman Show esque situation, where everyone else was acting round me and I was the only one who wasn't in on it.
I say i used to be worried, it still haunts me occasionally.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
I have been thinking like at times recently. Weird.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Such Wit...Such Pizazz!
