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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 13:10:01
to all of you down mexico way! 
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
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| Newo |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 02:58:55
I´d like to feed one of my stories through those things see what I end up with. And there´s a bar in la Raval called La Concha where one may go to get mauled by handsome African ladies on the dance floor.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 10:15:35
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
Oh carry on by all means, it was a highly amused kind of shocked.
I made an automatic translation of this sentence. I thought the results were funny:
"El Oh continúa sin falta, él era una clase altamente divertida de dado una sacudida eléctrica"
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 06:40:37
And Chili Con Carne is not Mexican.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| Fartbone |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 05:29:23
For Tequila to be Tequila it has to be made in Tequila, Jalisco Mexico. If it is made otherwhere than this city it is called Mezcal. Just some info yo.
Horale Putos |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 05:19:35
No, we don't say "concha" here, but I guess it's more argentino than mexicano.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| vilainde |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 03:16:55
but "concha" is more gallego than mexicano, o no?
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
| Newo |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 03:08:52
Oh carry on by all means, it was a highly amused kind of shocked.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 03:05:31
It was nothing personal against anybody. Just amusing myself on the funny mexican way of talking. 
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| Newo |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 02:58:20
quote:
whoreatthedoor
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:27:13
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Ay! Ándate a la concha de tu madre, maldito gringo chingón!
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| vilainde |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 01:30:57
That's weird. I checked their website and indeed Patron is made in Jalisco, Mexico, but it seems it's only sold in the USA. At least I've never heard of it in Mexico, but maybe I just didn't notice it.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:33:16
Patron is smoother than holy water |
| mosleyk |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:30:38
The high school I went to was 51% mexican/latino. Every year (and still) there would be a big celebration. It was wonderful, the food, tradition, and especially the dancing. I used to love to join in. And the cool thing was they let me!
Years ago when I still drank I remember trying Patron. I never really liked tequilla, but I do remember Patron tequilla being better than any cheap stuff I had attempted to drink in college. |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:28:16
i've never been sick on Patron.
Cuervo invariably makes me sick. if someone buys me a shot of Cuervo, i'm not going to refuse it (and violate international shot buying protocal).. but i'll know that the next day i'll be projectile vomiting |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:26:43
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
Me and my roomates use to beer-bong tequila. Yeeecchh. I use to love tequila. I rarely touch it nowadays. Normally my company throws a big 5/5 bash and caters authentic mexican food. This year they did'nt. Hmmmmmm. I wonder if I'll have a job soon.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN
that's probably because you were drinking Cuervo (ie. shit) like most people in college. get yourself some Patron, you'll be a happy camper
Eh...Patron...had it. Just don't care for it anymore. I never got sick from tequila either. I used to drink it like a fish. Just got bored with it I guess. I had gotten buzzed on patron last August, and before that, April '03. See! I can even remember my tequila nights because they are so far and in between. :P
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:22:41
Mayo. I want to dip my balls in it.
(floop you should have saved that one for me)
I never tried those fancy tequillas... I can't remember an occassion that I drank tequilla and didn't Blackout. It never made me sick, just drunk out of my damn mind muy rapido. I love the taste of it.
and Whore, I'd like to hear you pronounce Budweiser. =)
What's the difference bewteen tequilla and Mescal or however you spell it? I think I like that stuff even better... oh well, i quit
 ... guitar god potion |
| Fartbone |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 16:17:58
[quote]Originally posted by vilainde
Yeah, fuck you too, floop and simon.
Although floop's right about Jose Cuervo. Herradura Añejo is the one you need (if you can afford it)
My wife spent the day singing her hymn waving a mexican flag. I find it funny how they celebrate their victory on May 5th, completely ignoring the fact that we beat the shit out of them 6 months later and ruled their country.
Careful, I think the Nazi's want you guy's to bend over again.
Horale Putos |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 14:58:51
This forum needs a section for audio posts.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 14:43:21
i think you'd be amazed at how i can roll my r's whore |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 14:35:41
I pay a dollar to hear you say 'Herradura'
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 14:30:47
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Yeah, fuck you too, floop and simon.
Although floop's right about Jose Cuervo. Herradura Añejo is the one you need (if you can afford it)
i used to like Herradura a lot till i discovered Patron. to me, Patron is a gift from god. it's so much smoother..
i really want to go to Puebla someday. i've heard it's amazing.. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 14:06:30
Yeah, fuck you too, floop and simon.
Although floop's right about Jose Cuervo. Herradura Añejo is the one you need (if you can afford it)
My wife spent the day singing her hymn waving a mexican flag. I find it funny how they celebrate their victory on May 5th, completely ignoring the fact that we beat the shit out of them 6 months later and ruled their country.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 13:54:58
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
So would anyone care to explain the significance of 5 May to a plebeian? The only one I've noticed is that today is 05/05/05.
en el amor se esconden las respuestas
Cinco De Mayo commemorates the day Mexico defeated the French Army in the Battle of Puebla in 1867. in a sense, it's an anti-French holiday.
I hereby raise my glass.
en el amor se esconden las respuestas |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 13:39:16
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
jose cuervo reserva de familia, if you can afford it.
that stuff is expensive. there are some insanely expensive ones out there. once, VERY drunk with a friend, we got a shot of tequila that was $30 (each).. i don't remember what it was, but i think that's what it might have been.
i didn't taste the difference. plus, i wasn't buying.. but yeah, Cuervo is bottom of the barrel. mixed in a margarita, maybe.. but if you're doing serious drinking, Cuervo is to be avoided (unless you enjoy projectile vomiting first thing in the morning) |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:52:02
jose cuervo reserva de familia, if you can afford it.
i just saw a commercial for the taco-bell crunch-wrap, looks yummy............and portable! |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:37:41
Ay! Ándaos a la concha de vuestra madre, malditos gabachos chingones!
I didn't know that, floop. Every day you learn something new.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:34:13
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
So would anyone care to explain the significance of 5 May to a plebeian? The only one I've noticed is that today is 05/05/05.
en el amor se esconden las respuestas
Cinco De Mayo commemorates the day Mexico defeated the French Army in the Battle of Puebla in 1867. in a sense, it's an anti-French holiday. |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:28:58
quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
Me and my roomates use to beer-bong tequila. Yeeecchh. I use to love tequila. I rarely touch it nowadays. Normally my company throws a big 5/5 bash and caters authentic mexican food. This year they did'nt. Hmmmmmm. I wonder if I'll have a job soon.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN
that's probably because you were drinking Cuervo (ie. shit) like most people in college. get yourself some Patron, you'll be a happy camper |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:27:13
Ay! Ándate a la concha de tu madre, maldito gringo chingón!
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| Fartbone |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:26:26
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Fartbone
Horale Putos
well that's not very nice :)
but stated in the nicest way.
Horale Putos |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:19:54
Me and my roomates use to beer-bong tequila. Yeeecchh. I use to love tequila. I rarely touch it nowadays. Normally my company throws a big 5/5 bash and caters authentic mexican food. This year they did'nt. Hmmmmmm. I wonder if I'll have a job soon.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:14:06
quote:
Originally posted by Fartbone
Horale Putos
well that's not very nice :) |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:13:44
So would anyone care to explain the significance of 5 May to a plebeian? The only one I've noticed is that today is 05/05/05.
en el amor se esconden las respuestas |
| hawken |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:08:31
Happy 5th of May.
So do they celebrate the 4th of July in Mexico? |
| Fartbone |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:01:30
Going to pound me some suds. Cinco de Mayo in East Los Angeles. Horale!
Horale Putos |
| floop |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 11:52:43
nice. be sure and go to an internet cafe there so you can catch up on all the mindless threads here..
that's what i would do if i was in Hawaii |
