| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| jimmy |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 14:09:41
The girls who brag about how tight their's are usually have loose vaginas, but if they don't talk about it they're super-tight. |
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 04:36:50
Yep, Chan Marshall !
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/08/2004 : 04:26:52
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
I don't want to date a user; I'd have to share.
I guess I'd fuck Courtney Love ( ten years ago ) but it's not a dream of mine. Does or has anyone fantisized about her? What do you think it's like?
she's pretty disgusting if you ask me. there are better looking chicks to fantasise about...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| jimmy |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 20:04:47
I don't want to date a user; I'd have to share.
I guess I'd fuck Courtney Love ( ten years ago ) but it's not a dream of mine. Does or has anyone fantisized about her? What do you think it's like? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 16:04:46
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Wait 'til you meet a druggy then. Simple really!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
indeed, find yourself a courtney love and tell someone who gives a shit... 
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/07/2004 : 15:59:54
Wait 'til you meet a druggy then. Simple really!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| jimmy |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 20:37:54
I'm in a tough spot. Not to brag, but there are two girls I know who want to get in my pants. One girl ( younger than me, Jamacan ) told me through her sister that she wants to date me but only if I quit drugs. This other girl ( younger than me, white, I'd like to tit-fuck her ) told another friend of mine that she'll fuck me if I stop taking drugs.
With the first girl, I like her and everything, but we work together at a place where everyuone is always trying to find out shit about other people and she's friends with this old cow who has the biggest mouth there.
The second girl is a lot of fun but too slutty- she's had sex with more people than me.
All I know is I don't want to give up the drugs.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 07:53:25
A lot of times people meet on the internet and in a short amount of time they fall in love with someone they've talked to. I hadn't really thought about it but the same thing could happen on this forum. It seems that my irrisistable sex appeal has come through in my posts and I've got an admirer/stalker.
Ever since we talked in the "Largest penis" forum, you've been saying all these things to try to get my attention, realmeanmotorscutor. I know you're feeling a lot of strong emotions right now but you'll get over me eventually. The first cut is the deepest but I think you should try to love again. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 02:25:28
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
When someone agrees with me it's only because everything I say is perfect and correct.
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
ramona, jimmy is an idiot.
The two statements contradict themselves.
What can you expect? the guy is so confused, he has two accounts. So yeah - his whole life is a contradiction. Hes a walking contradiction, Billy Joe might say.
I cant believe i just incorporated a Greenday reference in to my reply.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| IceCream |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 23:35:37
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
When someone agrees with me it's only because everything I say is perfect and correct.
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
ramona, jimmy is an idiot.
The two statements contradict themselves. |
| IceCream |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 20:37:00
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS JIMMY, WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT!
Hah! Fools! I had the forsight that I would lose moderatorship in the future (I'm smart like that), so I created an alterego with an all-too-obvious name that people would think "Is that really him? Naah, that's too obvious." And it worked, had it not been for that meddling bumblebeebitch! I should also mention that my real name isn't Jim at all...it's........Jason.
Now you don't know what to think.
Boycott cults and t's
There is a person on the forum whose user name is JASON. I wonder if Jason is his real name. |
| jimmy |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 07:35:53
I'm waiting now for someone to start a "Longest tongue" or "Biggest fist" thread and afraid everyone will abandon this one.
By the way, has anyone ever heard of those people who are turned on by wearing animal costumes ( like Thumper at Disneyworld) and having sex with other people in the costumes. They're called "furries".
I saw a special on MTV one night. I can see the appeal- sure I'd try it- but it's not a dream of mine. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 03:51:16
quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
Looking at this ridiculous topic, I just thought about a related event from my past.
I was dating this girl 6 years ago. Great sex but what made it truly great was that her vagina became noticeably tighter after she came. Not during an orgasm, mind you. But after. I don't wish to get too scatological here but my method of bringing her to orgasm was an oral situation. Upon this discovery, the rule became: Her First, Me Second.
Ladies, is this normal? Have you heard of such a thing?
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://christophervanepps.iuma.com
yes this happens to other girls. i've found sometimes they go too tight though...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| El Barto |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 23:02:48
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
It'd only be scatological if you were going the other side of the perinaeum.
-Owen
Zing!
Boycott cults and t's |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 17:00:12
quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
Looking at this ridiculous topic, I just thought about a related event from my past.
I was dating this girl 6 years ago. Great sex but what made it truly great was that her vagina became noticeably tighter after she came. Not during an orgasm, mind you. But after. I don't wish to get too scatological here but my method of bringing her to orgasm was an oral situation. Upon this discovery, the rule became: Her First, Me Second.
Ladies, is this normal? Have you heard of such a thing?
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://christophervanepps.iuma.com
Ive not really heard of it, no, but i think it happens to most - im not sure, maybe it happened to this girl more dramatically than others.
As i said earlieer, its about how you use the muscles and when..
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 11:03:21
quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
Looking at this ridiculous topic, I just thought about a related event from my past.
I was dating this girl 6 years ago.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://christophervanepps.iuma.com
At first, to my horror, I thought this read "I was dating a 6 year old girl".
I've got to stop reading so fast.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Newo |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 09:40:20
It'd only be scatological if you were going the other side of the perinaeum.
-Owen |
| cvanepps |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 09:32:39
Looking at this ridiculous topic, I just thought about a related event from my past.
I was dating this girl 6 years ago. Great sex but what made it truly great was that her vagina became noticeably tighter after she came. Not during an orgasm, mind you. But after. I don't wish to get too scatological here but my method of bringing her to orgasm was an oral situation. Upon this discovery, the rule became: Her First, Me Second.
Ladies, is this normal? Have you heard of such a thing?
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://christophervanepps.iuma.com |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 06:51:37
Wgat about bondage chairs - IMagine that in your living room whn your gran coems tovisit
"please, sit down granny"
<granny voice>"ohh, this is interseting seat dear..."
"no! not there!"
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| benji |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 02:50:45
vibrating butt-plugs are my favourite.
as are butt-pants, which are a pair of PVC boxer shorts with a built in butt plug.
i'd find a piccy, but am at work, so i'd get fired.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
| floop |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 22:13:07
1/2 off skull shaped butt plugs for forum members. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 21:36:49
floop is Tony Creed!!!!!!
I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That's what I aspire to basically. - Tom Waits |
| mereubu |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 19:27:19
Ain't they? I also find the concept of the "butt plug lasso" fairly hi-larious.
 "Join the Cult of Derek/Lest you incur his Tubbycizing wrath" |
| floop |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 19:17:50
wow, those skull ones are quite noteworthy
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| mereubu |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 18:53:11
quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl
bring back butt-plugs i say. now that was a good converational piece.
Heh-heh. Okay.
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/decorative_butt_toys.html
Hi, Jessie!
"Join the Cult of Derek/Lest you incur his Tubbycizing wrath" |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 18:49:23
*Malax eating his words*
Yes its been 30 days
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 18:07:58
Jessie, just cause you found a different place to be a spazzy wanker, doesn't mean you suddenly have a life. So there. |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 17:15:59
i think it was about kicking you in the shins. cos it hurts pretty bad. i kinda gave up on defending her honour, cos sometimes its visa versa with frank on the breeders board and i couldn't be bothered typing crap. instead i hope bad karma will follow those people around for the rest of their lives :). |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 17:10:57
Hey, Brackish Girl, what was your signature a while back? "Say Anything Bad about Kim and I'll smack you"? Was that it? Bravo, by the way. Did you ever see some of the posts in reaction to my "Kim Deal's level of sexiness" post? Your hand would have been sore as hell.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 17:08:18
haha, we've upped the speed here. now there's at least 1 inane post every minute. we're trying to beat the ween forum's record of 1 inane post every 10 seconds.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 17:03:33
gah, i can't keep with this. |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 17:02:28
and thank you tartar, thats exactly what i meant. |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 17:00:06
not in our spaced-out-from-the-myopic-glow-of-the-computer-screen-eyes, girl!
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 16:58:46
hell, mike, you past me out in postings? i guess this means i now have a life... |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 16:58:36
or do you mean "converted rationale?"
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Brackish Girl |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 16:57:05
and by converational i mean conversational. |
