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| floop |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:37:08
what happened to those days? |
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 15:07:48
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Didn't Simon start the Replacements topic???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
he did, i mean i did, but as i said, i only heard the one song, i asked what people thought and if i should get an album. i got the jim white album instead in the end. so plus 50 points to me.
my brother has the looks yeah. he's almost as good looking as me...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Bwahahaha!!! poor guy, send him my sympathies..
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 12:59:18
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Didn't Simon start the Replacements topic???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
he did, i mean i did, but as i said, i only heard the one song, i asked what people thought and if i should get an album. i got the jim white album instead in the end. so plus 50 points to me.
my brother has the looks yeah. he's almost as good looking as me...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 10:12:27
Didn't Simon start the Replacements topic???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 01:18:32
Maybe he did recognise them and dosnt like the replacements?
Oh, thats like minus 150 points though.
Bumble - is your brother hot?
Jim - maybe they turn to terroism because the stewardess refuse to join the mile high club with them? from what ive seenm these terroist blokes arent great looking..
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| darwin |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 21:45:20
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
They ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky.
"(insert clever quote here)"
shit, you really have brought down the average IQ round here, quite an achievement...
You don't recognize Replacements lyrics. Minus 20 points for you. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 17:40:01
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
They ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky.
"(insert clever quote here)"
shit, you really have brought down the average IQ round here, quite an achievement...
i'd be surprised if someone like you could actually pass the tests to become an air-steward... i know i couldn't be bothered. naff job, too much training, too short-job-lifespan, too many regulations about how you have to look and stuff...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| TarTar |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 06:28:40
They ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| mrgrieves1971 |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 06:23:55
From this 
to this  |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 10:16:10
I flew Southwest Airlines last year. I sat toward the back of the plane, near the crew station. The whole trip I had to listen to this obnoxiously loud cackle, coming from the cluster of poorly dressed skanks and effeminate males at the back of the plane.
Talk about poor appearance. The place looked like a bedhead convention.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 07:01:04
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
On topic, off topic...
Btw, I fly very regularly with SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) and the stewardesses are pretty old...perhaps they were hot 30 years ago.
they were probably younger.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 05:39:05
On topic, off topic...
Btw, I fly very regularly with SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) and the stewardesses are pretty old...perhaps they were hot 30 years ago.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 05:15:05
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
My stepmother is an alien. so what?
that's hardly on topic. i was. so that.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 04:54:12
My stepmother is an alien. so what?
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 03:46:41
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Then came "male flight attendants".
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
my younger brother is an air steward.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 03:07:49
Mr terrorist!!! Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just please to see me?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 18:32:53
But maybe the whole reason they turn to hijacking is that they have hard-ons and nothing they can do about it.
I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult. |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 17:00:52
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Don't you think hot, busty stewardesses would help curb terrorism? Think about it...what guy in their right mind wants to stand up with a hard on?
Boycott cults
HA! This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I don't know, it was just so unexpected.
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| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 16:16:28
JetBlue has some attractive folks. From what I've seen, they must hire out of modeling agencies or something.
May be isolated to Southeastern VA, though.
*I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I gave them all up when I realized I was flogging a dead horse. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 15:27:25
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word?
Now this is an observation!
Good work shineoftheever!
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
uh, as much as i'd like to take credit for making the observation, i can't. I think I read it on a beer coaster somewhere, can't really remember, I guess I could have dreamed it, then it would be my observation. 
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
| floop |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:58:20
being a "male flight attendand" does have its benefits though.
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| El Barto |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:16:17
Don't you think hot, busty stewardesses would help curb terrorism? Think about it...what guy in their right mind wants to stand up with a hard on?
Boycott cults |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:14:45
quote:
Originally posted by floop
indeed. these are sad times. especially if you fly Southwest.
Southwest flights require an additional flight attendant to hit the rimshot after the corny jokes. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:11:48
I don't really like blondes that much.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| TarTar |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:09:06
You should take a flight over to Scandanavia. All the stewardesses are gourgeous amazon women, tall blondes with large breasts.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:43:22
I don't ever remember them being attractive. The have always been full of make up as far as I can remember.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:15:13
Mroocore... I love your sig.
AAAAhhh Pengu.
Sorry this has nothing to do with Stewardesses, but I haven't flown for about 6 years, and I can barely remember what happened yesterday so...
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:10:46
indeed. these are sad times. especially if you fly Southwest.
Korean Airlines is a different story, from what i hear.. |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:04:35
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word?
Now this is an observation!
Good work shineoftheever!
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Mroocore |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:57:50
i was on 5 planes this weekend and only one of the flight attendants would fit the definition of attractive. half of them were older or men and i am not into either so... that would leave a 1 out of 10 ratio, not so good.
 PENGU LIES |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:56:58
did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:54:50
Then came "male flight attendants".
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:40:38
One word: UNION
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
