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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:37:08
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:40:38
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One word: UNION
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:54:50
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Then came "male flight attendants".
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:56:58
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did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
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Mroocore
- FB Fan -
USA
177 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 12:57:50
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i was on 5 planes this weekend and only one of the flight attendants would fit the definition of attractive. half of them were older or men and i am not into either so... that would leave a 1 out of 10 ratio, not so good.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:04:35
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word?
Now this is an observation!
Good work shineoftheever!
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:10:46
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indeed. these are sad times. especially if you fly Southwest.
Korean Airlines is a different story, from what i hear.. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:15:13
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Mroocore... I love your sig.
AAAAhhh Pengu.
Sorry this has nothing to do with Stewardesses, but I haven't flown for about 6 years, and I can barely remember what happened yesterday so...
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 13:43:22
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I don't ever remember them being attractive. The have always been full of make up as far as I can remember.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:09:06
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You should take a flight over to Scandanavia. All the stewardesses are gourgeous amazon women, tall blondes with large breasts.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:11:48
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I don't really like blondes that much.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:14:45
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
indeed. these are sad times. especially if you fly Southwest.
Southwest flights require an additional flight attendant to hit the rimshot after the corny jokes. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:16:17
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Don't you think hot, busty stewardesses would help curb terrorism? Think about it...what guy in their right mind wants to stand up with a hard on?
Boycott cults |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:58:20
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being a "male flight attendand" does have its benefits though.
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Edited by - floop on 04/29/2004 15:17:47 |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 15:27:25
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand.
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word?
Now this is an observation!
Good work shineoftheever!
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
uh, as much as i'd like to take credit for making the observation, i can't. I think I read it on a beer coaster somewhere, can't really remember, I guess I could have dreamed it, then it would be my observation. 
Why is 'monosyllabic' such a long word? |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 16:16:28
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JetBlue has some attractive folks. From what I've seen, they must hire out of modeling agencies or something.
May be isolated to Southeastern VA, though.
*I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I gave them all up when I realized I was flogging a dead horse. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 17:00:52
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Don't you think hot, busty stewardesses would help curb terrorism? Think about it...what guy in their right mind wants to stand up with a hard on?
Boycott cults
HA! This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I don't know, it was just so unexpected.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 18:32:53
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But maybe the whole reason they turn to hijacking is that they have hard-ons and nothing they can do about it.
I've reached 1000 posts / So I'm too cool to be in a cult. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 03:07:49
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Mr terrorist!!! Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just please to see me?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 03:46:41
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Then came "male flight attendants".
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
my younger brother is an air steward.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 04:54:12
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My stepmother is an alien. so what?
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 05:15:05
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
My stepmother is an alien. so what?
that's hardly on topic. i was. so that.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 05:39:05
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On topic, off topic...
Btw, I fly very regularly with SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) and the stewardesses are pretty old...perhaps they were hot 30 years ago.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 07:01:04
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
On topic, off topic...
Btw, I fly very regularly with SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) and the stewardesses are pretty old...perhaps they were hot 30 years ago.
they were probably younger.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 10:16:10
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I flew Southwest Airlines last year. I sat toward the back of the plane, near the crew station. The whole trip I had to listen to this obnoxiously loud cackle, coming from the cluster of poorly dressed skanks and effeminate males at the back of the plane.
Talk about poor appearance. The place looked like a bedhead convention.
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mrgrieves1971
= Cult of Ray =
USA
544 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 06:23:55
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From this 
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 06:28:40
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They ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 17:40:01
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
They ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky.
"(insert clever quote here)"
shit, you really have brought down the average IQ round here, quite an achievement...
i'd be surprised if someone like you could actually pass the tests to become an air-steward... i know i couldn't be bothered. naff job, too much training, too short-job-lifespan, too many regulations about how you have to look and stuff...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 21:45:20
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quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
They ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky.
"(insert clever quote here)"
shit, you really have brought down the average IQ round here, quite an achievement...
You don't recognize Replacements lyrics. Minus 20 points for you. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 01:18:32
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Maybe he did recognise them and dosnt like the replacements?
Oh, thats like minus 150 points though.
Bumble - is your brother hot?
Jim - maybe they turn to terroism because the stewardess refuse to join the mile high club with them? from what ive seenm these terroist blokes arent great looking..
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 10:12:27
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Didn't Simon start the Replacements topic???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 12:59:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Didn't Simon start the Replacements topic???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
he did, i mean i did, but as i said, i only heard the one song, i asked what people thought and if i should get an album. i got the jim white album instead in the end. so plus 50 points to me.
my brother has the looks yeah. he's almost as good looking as me...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2004 : 15:07:48
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quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Didn't Simon start the Replacements topic???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
he did, i mean i did, but as i said, i only heard the one song, i asked what people thought and if i should get an album. i got the jim white album instead in the end. so plus 50 points to me.
my brother has the looks yeah. he's almost as good looking as me...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Bwahahaha!!! poor guy, send him my sympathies..
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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do you remember when stewardess' used to be hot?
