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| Newo |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 16:30:54
I had a dream the other night I was brushing my teeth and woke up just as I was spitting on my pillow. Has this or something similar happened to anyone else?
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 07:24:55
Mun chien, I too was about to say the same thing.
Yeah, I thoughht wet dreams was the result of little boyus not knowing they could wank yet..or not wanking enough??
Ive had those dreams where you have sex with someone totally inappropriate or disgusting. hmm, very disturbing the next day, when you have to check and make sure it was a dream. heh
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
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| klikger |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 06:49:36
I had a dream last night that I didn't sleep. It was very long. |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/28/2004 : 05:42:11
i didn't know that dwarves were considered particularly devoted to masturbation.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 15:20:43
well well well...that's a tasty treat too.
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 15:14:14
or possibly,
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 15:13:31
I'm thinking about using this one,
Keep your mouth shut, you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 13:08:30
I am the master of signature adaptation, mwhahaha!
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| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 12:23:28
Your right. I like this better.
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 12:21:13
How about this one?
I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 12:16:36
Alicia, later you should change your sig to this;
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 12:08:06
I always seem to have sex dreams about people I don't particularly like at all.In fact,even loathe. It's weird..I always wake up horribly irritated.
There's a starman waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 11:17:03
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
You know what, I can't say I ever had a real wet dream. As perverted as I am, and as often as I dream about sex, I never uh..you know...I always wondered why I haven't. I guess it's just cause I'm not a one pump chump like the rest of you wankers (especially bumblebeesimon and homer) ;)
Boycott cults
I never mentioned wet dreams. I just said dreams about sex. There is nothing wet about them.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 08:49:18
Yeah I do something like that too, I'd be having a conversation in a dream and then one word I say feels hollow and I realise I'm speaking to myself in bed.
-Owen |
| therewererumours |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 08:29:11
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
I had a dream the other night I was brushing my teeth and woke up just as I was spitting on my pillow. Has this or something similar happened to anyone else?
I've woken myself up by laughing at a joke or something funny in my dream and the noise I make laughing wakes me up? Whatever it was that I'm laughing at always seems incredibly funny when I wake up, but then I can't remember it in the morning?
He's coming to save your mind and town |
| Stuart |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 07:00:17
quote:
Originally posted by offerw
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
You know what, I can't say I ever had a real wet dream. As perverted as I am, and as often as I dream about sex, I never uh..you know...I always wondered why I haven't. I guess it's just cause I'm not a one pump chump like the rest of you wankers (especially bumblebeesimon and homer) ;)
Boycott cults
Well there is a very simple physiological reason for a wet dream: it is a natural way of releasing pressure built up in the seminal vesicles. So if you wank a lot or have lots of sex you won't have a wet dream.
wilhelm
I always thought that as well, however I used to wank like a dwarf when I was a kid and I still had wet dreams.
'I'm the Daddy Now!' - Prison Daddy of Beijing Peoples State Penitentiary |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 05:21:57
Ah. 
-Owen |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 03:30:49
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
Can't say I agree, Wilhelm. I distinctly remember going through a phase where I wasn't getting any in my waking or sleeping life.
-Owen
Increased pressure causes decreased production. Another physiological mechanism. It all depends on how the body sorts itelf out. Also I was jokingly trying to tell someone he is having way too much of the five knuckle shuffle.
wilhelm |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/27/2004 : 02:00:09
Can't say I agree, Wilhelm. I distinctly remember going through a phase where I wasn't getting any in my waking or sleeping life.
-Owen |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:45:49
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
You know what, I can't say I ever had a real wet dream. As perverted as I am, and as often as I dream about sex, I never uh..you know...I always wondered why I haven't. I guess it's just cause I'm not a one pump chump like the rest of you wankers (especially bumblebeesimon and homer) ;)
Boycott cults
Well there is a very simple physiological reason for a wet dream: it is a natural way of releasing pressure built up in the seminal vesicles. So if you wank a lot or have lots of sex you won't have a wet dream.
wilhelm |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:41:40
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
You know what, I can't say I ever had a real wet dream. As perverted as I am, and as often as I dream about sex, I never uh..you know...I always wondered why I haven't. I guess it's just cause I'm not a one pump chump like the rest of you wankers (especially bumblebeesimon and homer) ;)
Boycott cults
haha! you fucker! i was just about to reply and said, i haven't either... then i read the last line, and i was like, erm, might as well post anyway... i always thought wet-dreams were for kids, when they hit puberty and they haven't realised yet? i knew as soon as i hit it, and when i could, erm, i did... so never had an excess and my dreams were never *that* hot...
anyway jim, me and homer have our secret weapon, the lager... as long as you don't drink too much, does wonders...
We're no.1 - you're not.
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| El Barto |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:33:59
You know what, I can't say I ever had a real wet dream. As perverted as I am, and as often as I dream about sex, I never uh..you know...I always wondered why I haven't. I guess it's just cause I'm not a one pump chump like the rest of you wankers (especially bumblebeesimon and homer) ;)
Boycott cults |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:05:03
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
Specially if it was about Mother Teresa.
-Owen
Once upon a humid Bombay night........
wilhelm |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 12:39:05
Specially if it was about Mother Teresa.
-Owen |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 12:36:54
Apparently Ghandi was mortified when he had one of those dreams.
wilhelm |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 12:32:21
I have had more of those as I have gotten older, offerw.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| offerw |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 12:29:35
How about one of those dreams in which you have sex with someone really hot. The next day you amaze your mom by insisting on doing the laundry yourself. Ah, those were the days.
wilhelm |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 11:20:51
I had a dream I was punching someone, and I punched my wall and woke up with my arm asleep, and when it came to, it hurt.
I've also had those dreams where you have to pee, and you find a bathroom and pee and pee and pee, and when you wake up you have to go pee, but you haven't peed the bed. That's kind of scary.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 11:14:05
As amazing as the Pixies are, I would have gone to the window too. You could still hear their music and that is the most important thing. In fact watching whales jump out of the sea, whilst listening to the Pixies live would be one hell of an experience.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 10:32:50
I had a dream the other night that I was watching the Pixies (topical, innit?!), except that they were playing in this kind of big, old-fashioned lighthouse. There were only a handful of people there, and halfway through, most of them got up and went over to the window, cos they could see whales jumping in the see below.
I just woke up confused.
 "I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 10:06:27
quote:
Originally posted by rockmusic84
I usually have dreams (or should I say nightmares) where I am going to get killed or I am falling. I always wake up and nearly fall off the bed just before I'm about to meet my end. What usually happens to me though, is I wake up, my mouth slightly open, and my pillow is soaked with drool! Disgusting, I know. Does this happen to anyone else?
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I have that dream, where I'm falling. Except I don't wake up when I hit the ground.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 10:05:22
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Luckily, this never caused me to piss the bed.
Boycott cults
Yeah right!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 19:50:36
I had a dream where I was getting ready to be attacked by a robber on a dark street and I woke up punching the wall by my bed really hard. I don't think I hurt my hand but that wall had good no defense but offense. I'm glad no one else was in my bed that night, or it wasn't my cats.
I've heard stories about people kill0ng somene in their sleep?
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| Newo |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 19:26:37
Usually I find with recurring dreams as soon as I figure out what my brain is trying to tell me I stop having the dream. And yes I've done the pillow drool thing, but only when I have my head on one where my neck is at too steep an angle.
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| rockmusic84 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 19:22:50
That's exactly what happens after I have one of my nightmares! My feet kick into the mattress and I nearly fall on the floor. Weird stuff.
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| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 18:51:13
I've never had reoccurring dreams like those, but I did have a really weird one once. In my dream, I was jumping for something, I can't really remember what. All of a sudden I awoke and sort of 'jumped' off of my bed by pushing my feet into the mattress. I banged my head against a wall and fell on the ground. I got this big bruise on my forehead. Pretty embarrassing to explain how I got it the next morning.
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