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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 03:31:11
Hey girls and guys, what are your usual pick up lines? Mine is "hey, aren't you too young to stay alone in a place like this?"
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:14:36
Here's one i thought up but only used with friends to make them laugh (or pity me),
I'm no doctor but you appear to be suffering from a severe case of cutey-pie-tous.
Yes....I know 
Bweeahmp! Bweeahmp! Bweeahmp! Bweeeeaaaahhhhmp!
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| benji |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:01:54
two my wife got propositioned with while walking down the street in East Ham, London
"you doing business? 10p, you give me business" and
"you have shoulders like a model"
and no-ones mentioned the classic "is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?" i have never used it, but i have heard it being used.
i think all the guy got was a fit of laughter.
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| The Calistanian |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 11:52:00
"Hey baby." Or, "Your bony ankles are hot."
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| soundofataris |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 11:34:19
My spanish is bad, but...
Hola. Quiero ir a la playa y fuck? Que? No te gusta fuck? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 10:02:16
Can you really not believe no one has tried that line, or were you kidding?
You were kidding right???
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| rockmusic84 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 18:42:26
I can't believe no one has mentioned/tried this one:
"Hey babe, how you doin'? Can I be your boy?" :)
Saying, "Hello" isn't bad either, but it's more of a greeting than a pick-up line. But then again, the whole point is to start a conversation, and take it from there.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 18:26:21
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Did you get that slice yet?
I know the answer
Damn you!
Yes you do. Sorry. Tell you the truth, I can't remember the name of the place I'm supposed to go to. What is it again? I'll be home all summer so I'll try to get it then.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye"
Espresso's  stay with the basics at first. Cheese is excellent!
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| Newo |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 16:16:29
People actually say Do you come here often? Ack. Perhaps they're counting on it passing beyond a joke and becoming acceptable again, like the way crap rock stars if they're around long enough go through a career-second-wind-cause-people-like-them-in-an-ironic-fashion phase and then come full circle to being legitimately popular again.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:34:04
Mel, that is the biggest insult I have ever recieved. Thanks a lot.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:33:43
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
what, between me and mike?
don't make me laugh...
plus, simone, you did offer to help, but didn't actually help at all, damn you.
 "I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
oh right. well, like i said... you've got to give me something to work with!
We're no.1 - you're not.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:32:49
what, between me and mike?
don't make me laugh...
plus, simone, you did offer to help, but didn't actually help at all, damn you.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:27:50
now you come to mention it..i can see the similarities...
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:27:18
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Fuckin' hell Bumble (I have to revery to Bumble now that Cheeseman has joined in), you have turned into Cilla Black!!! First me and now Cheeseman.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
oh, maybe i didn't tell cheeseman i'd help him out. i get you 2 confused when chatting on msn...
We're no.1 - you're not.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:25:03
Fuckin' hell Bumble (I have to revery to Bumble now that Cheeseman has joined in), you have turned into Cilla Black!!! First me and now Cheeseman.
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:17:16
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I don't need pick up lines, usually its women hitting on me.
You have literally no idea how big a lie that is.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
well we do, as you just said!
i told you si, i'll help you out and we'll have you hooked up in no time... 
We're no.1 - you're not.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:12:27
I don't need pick up lines, usually its women hitting on me.
You have literally no idea how big a lie that is.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:09:08
SIMON!!!
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:01:55
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
woah woah woah, which one of you used which line on me?!hmm?
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy.
mike.
We're no.1 - you're not.
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:00:57
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Did you get that slice yet?
I know the answer
Damn you!
Yes you do. Sorry. Tell you the truth, I can't remember the name of the place I'm supposed to go to. What is it again? I'll be home all summer so I'll try to get it then.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:56:08
woah woah woah, which one of you used which line on me?!hmm?
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:33:35
That's still gotta be better than the one you used on Mel.
"Your lips just look like they want to be sucking my cock.
And youre tits just look perfect to cunm all over."
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:26:02
yes, your style is more "I'm 'ere to fix the washing machine luv"
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:23:04
It could hardly be me when I am the only person who has really berated pick-up lines on here. More likely to be you therefore, Simon!!!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:18:42
haha! yeah, probably was mike...
No, i think he was a bit shorter than mike..unless mike was lying. hmm. maybe he really does think hes the guys in the videos, and describes himself that waay, when really hes a little danny de vito look a like. mwahaha
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:14:27
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Your lips just look like they want to be sucking my cock.
(same guy said ...) And youre tits just look perfect to cunm all over.
that sounds like mike. too much porn, ignore him...
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:10:55
Ive never used one, but ive had ome really quite funny - mostly disturbing ones
Do you come here often - yep, he actually said that
Hey, im thinking of dicthing my friends <points to friends> because , well, really i dont think they are very attractive. But you...well, you are just the sort of person id like to pick up eith, hows about it?
Hey, youre pretty fine looking...I bet you have the perfect arse to fuck
Your lips just look like they want to be sucking my cock.
(same guy said ...) And youre tits just look perfect to cunm all over.
(some guy stops me in the street and - ) Stop. Youre beautiful. I think youre the most beauitiful person ive ever seen, will you come for dinner with me tonight? PLease, come to dinner, ill pay, i know a great restaurant.. (and continued to follow me down the street saying thing in this vain..very bizarre.)
Youre like an english rose. You have the beauty of an english rose.
(after about 10 minutes of chatting away) I think me and you would be perfect, we should try this out - lets go down to the beach (notorious fucking area at night bit of it anyway...)
Anmyway, yeah, men are creeps, theres some more random ones, but they are the ones ive found a bit freaky. ones i remember, anyway.
And for the record, im not like stunningly beautiful or anything like that!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:10:36
I thought it was more genius than that . . no offense.
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Okay, maybe not that genius by todays standards, I'll grant you that, but back in 1992, to referance clogging was almost absurdly genius.
It's because of that one fatal night back in 1992 that I revived cloggings comedic value for todays modern world.
I even recently saw Tenacious D use it (hilariously) in one of their HBO skit's. A big smile of contentment came across my face while sitting on my couch by myself on a Saturday night.
Its nice when you know you have value.
Did you get that slice yet?
I know the answer
Damn you!
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:06:32
oh . . . sorry:(
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:01:35
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
ok, so I did get it. I thought it was more genius than that . . no offense.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye"
you should have just let it go, like the rest of us...
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:00:00
ok, so I did get it. I thought it was more genius than that . . no offense.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:51:19
Cloggs
Clogging
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He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:42:57
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I don't use them.
M.I.L.F. - "Do you dance?"
ME - "I clog, but I don't have them with me."
(short silence)
It's taking me way too long to get this joke. . . what's wrong with me? Also, Santoro's has some great meatball subs
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
chat up lines are quite dodgy. i'm reminded now and again that i asked my current gf "doesn't my friend know you?" . . . so i thought that's a good enough ice-breaker... and now i'm associated with this dodgy line...
Haha, I never really considered what would happen if a person ended up with the gal he used a dumb line on. Well, at least you really can blame it on your friend :)
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:37:21
chat up lines are quite dodgy. i'm reminded now and again that i asked my current gf "doesn't my friend know you?" the night we got together... haha, she reckons it was a really lame chat-up line... but me and my mate had been talking about her, as she was checking me out, and i asked him if he knew who she was... he reckoned he did (he didn't it turned out, he was just drunk), so i thought that's a good enough ice-breaker... and now i'm associated with this dodgy line...
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:29:53
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I don't use them.
But let me take you guys back to 1992. Ahh the 1990's. The decade when I was king.
The place?
Lowell Massachesetts. My home town.
I was at what we use to call a "Jack and Jill" which is a pre wedding party. Any one can attend these functions. The purpose of which is, to raise money for the soon to be newlyweds
It was under these circumstances in which I got to use one of my favorite one liners of all time!
Okay, here's the set up:
I was standing near the dance floor in the back room of the veterans hall where this party was being held, and this older woman kept giving me the evil eye. I say evil because judging from the look she was giving me, I could tell she wanted to do evil, nasty things to me while naked.
After a short while she (which we will now refer to as M.I.L.F.) approached me.
Side note: To this day, this still happens with great frequency due to my stunning good looks
After some small talk, this is how the conversation went;
M.I.L.F. - "Do you dance?"
ME - "I clog, but I don't have them with me."
(short silence)
M.I.L.F. - PPPPLLLLEEEEBBBBHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA! (drink spraying everywhere)
I'll never forget the look on her face. It was one of pure amazment. She was dumbfounded by the fact that she was in such close proximity to a comedic genius such as myself. Almost as if she was looking into the face of a god.
That was also the night my friend who has over the years come to be refered to as "DUDE" turned to me and said these words:
DUDE - "Dude...You see that waitress ovah theah?
ME -"Yes"
DUDE - "Dude...She's memorized by me"
ME - "Uh?...That's mesmerized you fucking idiot. Get the fuck away from me!
Come on. This place sucks! Let's go to Santoro's. Don't you owe me a cheese steak?"
THE END
Yes you guys are lucky to have me around
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
Hehe!!! I often have to remind myself just how lucky I am to post on a forum that has you present.
Seriously though, on another note. You're pig ugly really aren't you???
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:28:19
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Hey girls and guys, what are your usual pick up lines? Mine is "hey, aren't you too young to stay alone in a place like this?"
lol! no offence but that sounds a bit creepy! maybe it doesn't translate very well! i hope this girls are of legal age!
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That's 'cos ALL pick-up lines are creepy. The very idea of having set lines for picking people up is just plain pathetic and creepy. The thing is, with most people you don't even need them anyway if getting off with someone is your mission.
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