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| floop |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 15:03:15
let's have a poll. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 13:17:18
looks like a total rip off
also, it wouldn't be the same as waiting for the oven to preheat
I think that would ruin it for me
What do you think of it exactly?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| floop |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 12:19:27
what do you guys think of this thing?
http://www.100cookwares.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=03430&Category_Code=APLS&Product_Count=4
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| VoVat |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 19:19:25
quote:
also, the square pizza thing really is revolutionary. i'd like to shake the man's (or woman's) hand who invented that. why waste all that space in the box when you can have more pizza to eat?
Why not just make a round box?
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| Perk |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 22:14:32
I want a food replicator like the Jetson's or Star Trek
Wonder if all the food from them tastes like frozen pizza ?
I like the idea of adding toppings to a plain cheese pizza.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 02:16:16
I had a decent frozen pizza last night, I got it on a 2 for 1 deal. I was pretty impressed, maybe the onion was a little obtrusive though. Unfortunately, I had to ditch the box to fit the extra pizza into the freezer and I can't remember the brand.
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| floop |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 22:32:09
tonight i tried DiGiorno's Thin Crispy Crust pizza. anyone had this one?
as an aficionado and harsh critic of frozen pizza, i'm happy to say i was impressed.
i'm really more of a thin crust person anyway, so this was right up my alley; 'rising crust' is for amateurs.
my only complaint was that it was way too salty. but, overall, i think we're headed in the right direction. as a community and as an art form.
not only did it cook perfectly, but it was only a 14-16 minute baking time.
also, the square pizza thing really is revolutionary. i'd like to shake the man's (or woman's) hand who invented that. why waste all that space in the box when you can have more pizza to eat?
anyone try this?
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 09:41:05
I like the square ones from Brick Oven by Kraft... those are pretty tasty....
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| Atheist4Catholics |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 05:47:01
I think Mystic is pretty good. They sell them in three packs at Costco for damn cheap. I usually put Vegetarian Pepperoni on them.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 17:30:59
It's not delivery!
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| TarTar |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 10:06:49
Dean Ween's favorite frozen pizza is DiGiorno, especially the supreme.
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| floop |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 10:01:28
Agent Johnny,
thanks for the report. judging by your reaction, it sounds like you weren't completely sold on the Mystic Pizzas (despite getting an additional 1 ounce more for just 1 more cent). i have to admit, i don't think i've ever tried Tony's pizza, which seems to be a favorite here.
do you ever put additional custom toppings on your frozen pizza? or just always eat it straight?
anyway, great work.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Johnny Yen |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 06:27:26
Operation: TFCP (Tasty Frozen Cheese Pizza)
Well, the Mystic Pizzas were indeed on sale (but only $0.29 off), so they were 1 cent more than Tony's. I went for it anyway cause you get almost an ounce more of frozen pizza on the Mystics.
The 10 minute baking time was nice. The crust was solid: just chewy enough, but still crisp. It was made with Real cheese, but I have to say it seemed really buttery. I think I was hoping for a more pungent cheese flavor.
All in all, it was a good frozen pizza. 8 outta 10. I bet their toppings pizzas are better.
-Agent Johnny |
| LBF1976 |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 23:22:39
i'm taking notes on this too, waiting back for reports
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| floop |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 22:53:18
johnny, anxious to hear how it was. i'll be logging in first thing in the morning. |
| slaveish |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 22:46:18
good job on resurrecting this thread, Johnny Yen. I have no opinions on frozen pizza. I am just endlessly amused by floop's threads. |
| Johnny Yen |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 19:17:22
I think I'm gonna go get a Tony's right now, but I heard that the frozen Mystic Pizzas are on sale this week. I'll report back tommorow. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 22:51:16
my heart goes out to you VoVat. you know what you need to do first thing tomorrow.
i'm happy that this topic was worthy of 3 pages. the people have spoken. (the common people that is [BLT being the exception]) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 22:47:25
I guess I like Red Baron the most. That's the best that immediately comes to mind, anyway.
This thread makes me wish I had a frozen pizza, but I don't think I do.
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| gk128 |
Posted - 04/14/2004 : 07:11:39
The answer is simple...
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| floop |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 11:24:54
judging form this poll, it seems like DiGiorno's is the most preferred frozen pizza. with Freschetta and Totinos close behind.
i'm curious to try some of these other brands though. thanks for the suggestions.
by the way, cruton, how was your pizza? i hope you enjoyed it.
(oh, and thank you Spudboy for that pizza description. that was perfect. that cracked me up) |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 03:39:12
Ahhh i get it,slap me on the wrist for not paying attention....
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| MangyKid |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 19:15:32
Tony's are good, so are Celeste. The best ones used to be "little charlie's pizza's". They were pretty small and I used to eat those literally every day, but I haven't seen them for about 8 years now, so I assume they're gone. |
| porkbone1 |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 17:50:16
Correct. She actually wears like 5, 6, something like that. Her general observation: "What, everyone who lives here is huge?"
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 14:24:24
no no, you misread, me dear, he said his wife finds trouble finding anything *under* size 16, which means she is smaller than that, therefore, my comment was not insulting in the least.
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:42:38
Trust you to be all kind and caring about the mans wifes size
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:39:33
yeah, i think a size 16 over there is an 18 over here, thats fucking *huge*!!
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| porkbone1 |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:38:10
Luckily I don't live on an island myself, but I do live in Wisconsin, USA. If you are not familiar with the area, the state is famous for cheese, sausage, and beer. Some people here are so big they actually have a gravitational pull. When my wife goes shopping for pants, she has a hard time finding anything less than size 16. I don't know much about women's clothing (honest) -- but I think that's pretty big.
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:35:25
really?man, you guys must be \HUGE!!!!
just kidding,.
Apparently there was a documnetary over here the over day about how if we dont stop eating so much, well sink by 2020!!!
theres some real bad points to living on an island! its just a big boat! with grass and stuff!
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:33:44
Each?
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| porkbone1 |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:32:57
And 14 cubic meters of cola.
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:30:18
that man makes a good point.
did you know on average, americans eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
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| porkbone1 |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 12:57:26
I think it is important to note the fact that frozen pizza and "real pizza" are not actually in the same food category. I enjoy all types of pizza, from the gourmet chicken-pesto variety to the Chicago deep dish. I also partake in the frozen-ass TOTINO'S "party pizza." We used to call it cardboard pizza. Can you compare these two types of food, other than their general appearance and physical structure? Not really.
So for frozen pizza, make it Totino's. Why? Because it tastes nothing like real pizza, and that's why it's good. If you want something that tastes like real pizza, get some real pizza.
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 12:10:36
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Oh, and for the record, Boston Market makes the best frozen dinners, hands down.
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hehe, will you ever stop promoting those boston dinners?!?! They really should employ you as some sort of promoting device. Just imagine, a big picture of you, eating these dinners,
Jim says " Boston Market makes the best frozen dinners - Hands down"
Get yours today. Jim loves them, - so will you.
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| Jason |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 10:48:25
Freschetta (or however it's spelled). It's not all that different from Digorno and it's about a dollar cheaper.
However, I usually just make my own French bread pizzas.
1 loaf of French bread - $1
1 jar of pizza sauce (good for about two loaves of bread) - 90 cents
some Hormel pepperoni (good for 4 -6 loaves of bread) - $1.80
baggy of shredded mozzarella (good for 2-3 loaves of bread) -$1.70
That's good enough for me. I keep meaning to add more stuff to it, but I never think of it when I'm at the grocery store. I have this about once a week. It takes about the same time to prepare as a frozen pizza does. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 10:32:06
quote:
Originally posted by Steak n Sabre
What, you mean the standard 12' is not personal size??
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that's exactly what i was thinking. |
