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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 15:17:49
I haven't a clue. Do any of you?
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 15:37:24
I'd be either Arthur or Mulac Cardigan.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| TarTar |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:31:59
Going with the pet and street thing, I'd be Moby Union. Hmmmmm...
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:16:21
I guess i'd be "Candy Woodburn" - would work better for my sister.
"Signatures are for sissies" |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:15:09
Yeah, it was the beginning of the 70s, and they were big Tolkien freaks, my parents. Aragorn was the name of our big ol' sweet-natured Irish Setter.
Shadrach was our cat.
Back to the pressing matters of the topic, wasn't there a LOTR porn trilogy mentioned somewhere on the forum a few months ago? Maybe I missed my calling. Too late now.  
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| ramona |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:09:45
I think Aragorn Park is someone out of Lord of the Rings. Right? 
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So if you're lonely
you know i'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you...
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 07:03:44
I can't believe I missed this thread. My porn names would be either:
Aragorn or Shadrach Park
I don't think the name alone would get me very far. Either too nerdy or too biblical. Crazy hippie parents mumble mumble...
or Bronwen Park.
My last name works though!
Cox Park.
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 06:21:07
wrong.... but strangely erotic... You could star in a SF style porn, it sounds a bit hitchikers guide to the galaxy to me.... loads of men go for that whole alien nymphette with 3 breasts thing. Well loads of the men I know....
tre-who-kills-threads |
| ramona |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 06:16:37
My porn name is Beeper Exchange. Which is just...wrong, really.
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So if you're lonely
you know i'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you...
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| n/a |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 05:48:35
Jill Gilbert... Less of a porn star (unless it's a readers wives stylee porn sub-category) and more like a failing 1920's flapper.
And I said Flapper not slapper
tre-who-kills-threads |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 03:46:11
Mine would be Jean Sheridan
But my best friends has to be the best...Francis Chokecherry
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 07:29:18
Dave, post the porn pic! Post it!!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Stuart |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 06:31:00
Saying that 'Dave Noisy' sounds like a porn star name, so I could imagine Big Dave performing for the masses.
'I'm the Daddy Now!' - Prison Daddy of Beijing Peoples State Penitentiary |
| Stuart |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 06:28:32
Well, had the shit hit the fan here and I had been sent down for a couple of days / weeks then I might have been the first gay porn star on the forum after I went on the offensive in jail to prevent myself becoming the prison piggy.
'I'm the Daddy Now!' - Prison Daddy of Beijing Peoples State Penitentiary |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/08/2004 : 03:22:27
Max Sidonie? That sounds like someone out of Goodfellas...youre part of the mafia! arent you!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| El Barto |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 21:11:58
I would be Max Sidonie. Rock on.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 13:43:32
My name would be Jessie Belmore: would that count as male or female?
 "Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 11:31:12
Back to the original question. I say King Of Karaoke and Mad Dawg!!!
P.S - I am not comparing you both by the way. It's for different reasons.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 10:53:40
Me, because I know Vince Voyeur and he has his own production company. The only reason I'm not one yet is I haven't thought of a decent porn name. Something to describe my manhood. maybe something like
Johnny Justenough
Or- Andrew Adequate.
Or - Danny Almostseven
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| Dave Noisy |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 10:33:53
Damn it Dean - they copied me!
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 09:00:16
Our streets aren't named, they're numbers...
Blackie 64, hmmmmm |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 09:00:13
My dad has the best faux porn star name - Huck Loveland.
Of couse thinking of my dad as a porn star is skeeving me out. So nevermind. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 07:46:42
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Have you guys heard my song 'Porn Star'?
Check it out, it's on my first 'album', track 2:
www.TheNoisies.com/tunes/suar.asp
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
My favourite's still your White Stripes cover. 
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:09:59
actually, technically, i could be suki, Billy, or Twiggy Ceazer...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 05:08:46
Im not sure what my first childhood pet wasso my name could be a number of things;
Butch Causeway
Mouse Causeway
or
Champagne Causeway
I dont have a middlename either
the way we used to do it was take your currents pet name and mothers maiden name -
so I would be Suki Ceazer
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| remig |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 03:26:53
No, but I have seen cinderella (cendrillon), les trois mousquetaires, les visiteuses...
My idea:
The guy is a somnabulist and wakes up at night in a motel, his arms and his dick pointing in the same direction. he walk into rooms with two girls, then a man and woman, then a waitress... what's cool is that they're afraid to wake him up, so they let him do whatever he wants. at the end the somnanbulist look at the camera and blink his eyes. |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 03:17:02
Excellent. Writing screenplays for porn must be the best job in the world.
Have you seen the porn adaptation of Balzac's "Peau de chagrin" with Roberto Malone? Fucking hilarious.
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| remig |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 01:50:09
It doesn't work for me, my pets were females and the street I lived in means nothing:
Javote Maurin?
Mitsou Figairasse?
I had an idea of screenplay for a porn movie that had a cool title in french: Le somnencule
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 01:27:19
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Does everyone know their pornstar name? You know, you take your first childhood pet and the name of the street you lived on as a kid. Which would make my name...Beeper Exchange! I am not sure what it means but it sure sounds DIRTY.
My pornstar name would be Friedrich Niteheart !
Why do I always have the most ridiculous names/pictures in this kind of games ?
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| Dave Noisy |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 01:05:55
Why, thank you son of Nimrod!
I might pass as "Jillian Berford".
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
| IceCream |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 21:27:29
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
i've always heard middle name and street you lived on as a kid, which makes me vinnie phelps
but my friend joe has the best one ever - rocco moorewood
-brian
Well, some people don't have middle names. My parents didn't give me a middle name. Seriously.
 Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 19:35:12
Tony
He's all about he Pentiums'- oops., I mean all about the camaras for a living
Orange
mijn vriende keen oragsme kreigjen |
| NimrodsSon |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 19:31:39
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Have you guys heard my song 'Porn Star'?
Check it out, it's on my first 'album', track 2:
www.TheNoisies.com/tunes/suar.asp
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
I highly recommend it. Great song!!
ˇViva los Católicos! |
| Malax |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 19:19:49
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
OH most definately me. lol. Theres no guys on here with big enough dicks, and so they must all be cancelled out ( most defiantely any northerners should be eliminated automaticallly, haha) and im probably the one girl on here who actually watches porn, and the rest are all married and stuff. so yeah, me. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
IM just kidding by the way...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
Whats wrong with Northeners?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 19:15:41
one of your mums is already a pornstar |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 04/06/2004 : 19:02:47
i've always heard middle name and street you lived on as a kid, which makes me vinnie phelps
but my friend joe has the best one ever - rocco moorewood
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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