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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:02:16
I do because I kept the receipt. |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 09:48:39
Eating raw fish? Yeah I guess that belongs in here too.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 09:22:34
I can't wait for my first sushi experience.
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 00:18:12
You had sex with a pseudophed? That is weird.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 17:57:50
Will the mods lock a "Do you remember your last sexual experience" thread? Because my last one involved pseudophed and was weird. Wait, maybe this belongs in the TMI thread.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 16:10:46
I happen to have a crystal ball:
quote:
Posted by KOK on 9/11/2040
Y'young whipperschnappers should know who really caused 911:
http://www.bfro.net/
T'was the sasquatch! Now were's m'darn colostomy bag?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/22/2007 : 02:53:40
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
Tranny killed that thread very effectively with his butt-tongue.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
A but tonguing tranny eh? I didn't expect to read of one of those in a 'Do You Remember Your First Sexual Experience' thread.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 16:28:49
i'm afraid the past-retard effect will always be in place. i suppose it's better than looking back and thinking.. wow, i was a lot smarter back then..
I like to complain |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 16:22:23
After reading some of your posts yesterday...just kidding, biscuit! ;)
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 16:19:43
after reading some posts from when i first joined, i realized i was a complete retard a year ago
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/21/2007 : 16:18:02
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Anyone else find it a bit cringy reading posts that we posted 3 years ago?
Yeah, things like "Hey, I just bought a magazine with a Frank interview in it! Has anyone else seen this! " |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/20/2007 : 06:22:56
It always brings up all kindsa stuff to read old posts, especially the sexual ones of forum yore when more women were on forum.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| Malax |
Posted - 09/20/2007 : 05:47:50
Anyone else find it a bit cringy reading posts that we posted 3 years ago?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 18:23:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxbKaTuZy0E&mode=related&search=
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 14:16:54
I'm so offended that Carl went off topic!
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 14:03:33
Tranny killed that thread very effectively with his butt-tongue.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:56:36
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Sorry. I'll start a 'Too much info' thread while I'm at it.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus.
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13304 |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:54:24
Sorry. I'll start a 'Too much info' thread while I'm at it.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:52:43
Carl! Stay on topic!! If you must go on a tangent then start a "Do you remember your last sexual experience" thread. Good god!
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 13:43:30
I can't remember my last sexual experience. Non-solo of course.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| misterwoe |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 12:50:50
Can we count the time I stuck my peppee in a sausage grinder? I'm pretty sure I had Alice Cooper playing in the next room. He rocks!
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You're all a bunch of slaves! |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 12:46:06
Thom Yorkes The Eraser on vinyl was playing when stuff happened. Worked nicely
The Truth Is Out There |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 12:18:15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mYYP-s4ONQI
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 23:36:03
I remember kissing my first girlfriend to REO Speedwagon. I still kind of like hearing those old tunes when they come on.
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Sasquatch Says WTC Demolished http://youtube.com/watch?v=q8XToX7aSdg
 BELIEVE! |
| Supersumomegafrankfan |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 23:15:37
You're going to laugh...but Millie Jackson's "Back to the Shit" was playing. It was totally not the type of music you want to accompany your first sexual experience. This was like...'88 or '89 I think. Me and my girlfriend were at her parents house; they were out of town. We had just downed about about a half-bottle of Wild Turkey between the two of us. I remember when she went to the bathroom I turned on the music, because that's what I'd seen people in movies do whenever they were about to have sex. It just so happened to be her parent's tape. I was really embarassed but she was all over me and the choice of music seemed to be the furthest thing on her mind.
So anyway, there we were getting freaky to "Love Stinks" and "Muffle That Fart." Have any of you ever heard of Millie Jackson? She's fucking obscene! Looking back on it now it's pretty hilarious.
Into the dust we struggled...and yet we couldn't make coffee |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 22:57:38
Have I really been hanging around with you losers since 2004?
Damn you Charles Thompson and your musical prolificness!
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Sasquatch Says WTC Demolished http://youtube.com/watch?v=q8XToX7aSdg
BELIEVE! |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 16:25:56
Probably a major turn-on for Donald Rumsfeld.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| toeknee |
Posted - 09/13/2007 : 08:21:06
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Nostalgia-queening for some old school KOK. Had to dig deep into the pre-youtube era for this geml, which showcases KOK's sense of humor free of his (well-founded) fear that the US government is going to kill us all. Further context-building: 2004 was still early in the Halliburton Makes Big Bucks part of American history.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
What kind of a sexual experience is that?  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/12/2007 : 21:36:14
Nostalgia-queening for some old school KOK. Had to dig deep into the pre-youtube era for this geml, which showcases KOK's sense of humor free of his (well-founded) fear that the US government is going to kill us all. Further context-building: 2004 was still early in the Halliburton Makes Big Bucks part of American history.
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/22/2004 : 07:49:26
ahh yes... went out drinking, got a little drunk to give us both courage, and went for it... everyone says the first time is really awkward and embarrassing and stuff... but didn't seem to be for us. was good.
Why won't you dance for me, like you danced for him? |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 21:21:27
If it was Handel's Water Music, you'd have been ok. heheh
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
| TarTar |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 19:18:02
Coldheart, that reminds me of the film Go, where the guy is having a threesome with two girls and the kleenex that had recently been on fire (but stomped out) reignited and suddenly the rooms ablaze and the guy just gets the hell out of there without even making sure the girls are okay.
Hayden. Didn't he have some hidden track on his album about making sandwiches?
"You gotta watch the mota, Thurston. Yr fuckin memory just goes out the window." |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 18:29:28
For the last time, Skatealex, an anal probe does NOT count as a sexual experience!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 15:21:18
It happened on a UFO with The BReeders 0n
The Truth Is Out There |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:51:08
Hayden was playing....and candles were burning...then the room lit on fire...
no im just kidding...
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 05/21/2004 : 13:39:38
Sexual Eperience, instresting
The Truth Is Out There |
