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| miguel |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 01:23:48
This is a very funny but very sick story.. you've been warned.
I feel horrible for the party involved. What a classy guy.
"..and I work hard just like a butt spitfire.. I'm just doin' well like a burley key car..."
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| miguel |
Posted - 04/07/2004 : 00:19:12
yeah I must've been on a meth binge sorry. I can't find the link anymore either.. ha, awesome.
It was a story about a guy who hooked up with a girl at a frat party and they went home together and fooled around. They were both really wasted and they ended up passing out. Well.... this guy shit himself while passed out... he really really shit himself.. it was everywhere. He got the bright idea to not only wipe it on the girl to make her think she did it.. but he wiped it in her butt with his boxers. He took off and is trying to avoid her on campus. That is why I say:"ok... time to renounce your humanity" ... thank you.. a' thank you. It was actually a blog and the way he described it made it hilarious but I hope he has something of equal or greater value happen to himself one day.
"..and I work hard just like a butt spitfire.. I'm just doin' well like a burley key car..."
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 16:01:06
quote:
Originally posted by WolfManMikeLonely
I love monkeys, one day I shall have one.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net
.....and i shall live on a ranch and call it neverland and invite children to play........
"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 15:11:52
quote:
I think it's Darwin who doesn't watch The Simpsons.
Let's ask this actor portraying Charles Darwin what he thinks.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 13:34:27
Anyway San Miguel!!! Can we have the story now please.
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 13:32:51
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
He he he...............monkey!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Nope, not monkey. Ape. (sorry it's a pet peeve)
I think it's Darwin who doesn't watch The Simpsons.
I was quoting Homer, Darwin. 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Johnny Yen |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 08:01:23
Adnan, don't you watch the simpsons? Ah, I see, yer in France. Never mind. Were you a Noir Desire fan? |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 05:28:45
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen
WORST POST EVER!
You have my vote for the worst post ever, too.
Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine
But it's pretty sad to reply to the worst post ever
 Join the Devil's Workshop / Looking for idle hands to work second shift |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/31/2004 : 00:50:52
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen
WORST POST EVER!
You have my vote for the worst post ever, too.
Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine |
| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 18:09:54
I love monkeys, one day I shall have one.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 16:57:30
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
He he he...............monkey!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Nope, not monkey. Ape. (sorry it's a pet peeve) |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 16:11:46
"You've been warned."
This is better than "Take my wife...please!" |
| Johnny Yen |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 15:58:38
WORST POST EVER! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 14:09:35
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé.
He he he...............monkey!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Erebus |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 13:16:18
guess I'll have to spread the inanity
that I've got no humanity
(to renounce) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 12:34:43
Okay, based on that lack of a story, I hereby renounce my humanity! So what am I now? A chimpanzee?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 09:31:43
Sick?!?!?!
That's the most tame story I have ever not read!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Carl |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 08:38:09
I fink there is no link.
CARL.
 "-JOIN ME!!"
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| BLT |
Posted - 03/30/2004 : 08:32:30
quote:
Originally posted by miguel
This is a very funny but very sick story.. you've been warned.
I feel horrible for the party involved. What a classy guy.
"..and I work hard just like a butt spitfire.. I'm just doin' well like a burley key car..."
Huh? |
