| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 22:20:51
probably a record since college.
everything is so much more clear now. i think i can actually hear the grass grow.
anyone have any math problems they need solved? |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Thomas |
Posted - 03/13/2004 : 08:10:28
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i'm already on my 3rd Corona. finally got off work before midnight, for once.
but i'm working AGAIN this weekend, as previously thought otherwise, which will mark my 4th weekend in a row working.
a life, what's that?
Tony here is a little video to help you work out your drinking, well at work. Enjoy.
Earlimart video for 56k modem windows media player
Earlimart video for Broadband windows media player
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
| floop |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 22:19:53
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Well it ought to. If floop would just do the math for us, Einstein's Unified Theory would be redeemed!
floop, please stop being so selfish.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry -
sorry apl, too late. i'm already on my 3rd Corona. finally got off work before midnight, for once.
but i'm working AGAIN this weekend, as previously thought otherwise, which will mark my 4th weekend in a row working.
a life, what's that? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 11:26:10
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Corona HAS to be enjoyed with lime.
Stay in school, foo!
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
Or not at all. 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 09:51:11
Well it ought to. If floop would just do the math for us, Einstein's Unified Theory would be redeemed!
floop, please stop being so selfish.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 07:34:23
All theories, since Einstein, are based off of Einstein's theories of Special and Relativity Theory. Those have been the single most catalysts in revolutionary thinking concerning the universe. If it weren't for him, we would still be living in a static universe. This string theory intrigues me though...
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 00:02:41
Hawking actually did take into account a contracting universe, and also one that decreased in speed by half, but never hit zero. And, there are theories that the universe has gone through several cycles of expansion and contraction, so your ball-of-yarn-in-the-dryer analogy is not too far off. But wait...this was supposed to be a funny thread? DAMNIT! *pulls out hair Chris Farley style* STUPID! STUPID!
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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| floop |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:43:11
no disrespect to Hawking, but his theories of quantum gravity are laughable, at best. the universe is not expanding, but in fact contracting. there never was a big bang, but on the contrary, slow-going, widespread shrinking. for the layperson: think of a gigantic ball of yarn getting wet and being thrown in a dryer. . that's kind of like what's happening with us.
it's sad to think he's spent his entire life working on an ill-conceived farce. but, you have to give him credit for trying.
next please. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:12:54
Next Please:
What the fuck is up with Stephen Hawking???
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
| floop |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:08:34
the string theory is quite simple really.
people have been approaching it from the wrong angle this whole time. it's not actually a string, but more like one gigantic ball of yarn, connected at both ends, tangled in an eternal, self-perpetuating mass. it all became clear to me when i was playing with my kitten..
next please. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 22:59:49
What beer to drink all the time?
I can't answer that.
Sorry, I am too drunk to finish this post. I'll edit it later =)
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 20:18:00
K, my list of things to do before I die now includes listening in on a live conversation between apl/lbf whilst inebriated. :)
Well, glad that you're lurking if nothing else, Andy. Though I think we're going to have to work on your beer of choice!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:43:53
I don't want to take your place, LBF! -I miss your posts, and it seems I'm not alone in that sentiment. I thought I'd just give ya a friendly jab in the ol ribs, and see if you're still alive and kickin', old friend!
That, and I am drunk. And posting. On the forum. I only strive to follow in your hallowe..holoeghe...halowed..esteemed!! footsteps!
Ain't no one gonna mention Pabst blue Ribbon?
edit: I should add that I am only joking. I am actually inebriated..just a bit... and I'm not quite sure if my words are coming across properly. No harm meant, dear LBF. Just meant to let you know you are missed!
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:37:31
That's really strange. I always drink bud, but for the past 2 days nothing but Heineken... now that's cause for speculation in general
Why does my place have to be taken? :(
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:18:37
quote:
Originally posted by floop
anyone have any math problems they need solved?
Hey floop, could you figure out that whole Unified/String Theory problem for me? I just had a half a bottle of red wine (good stuff - Australian, Milton Park Shiraz, $8.99/bottle), and I don't think I'm gonna get very far in my bedtime reading tonight.
I'll check back with your thread in the morning, and then we can all go on a time-travelling party, and get wasted. We'll end up in a membrane on an alternate-universe dimension of a calabi yau space, with no idea who we are, or that we even give a damn, and what the hell, you only live once! (yeah, so I'm drunk. Somebody had to take LBF's place! )
edited: fixed peling
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:14:31
My wife picked it up for me at the gas station. Don't ask me why. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:11:12
quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
What kind?
Heinekin here.
Heinekin?!?!?!.....
(Sorry - had to be done...)
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:08:31
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
You should get this: http://vrp.com/det/7071.asp?c=1079039110252&e=ceasefire&g=ceasefire&k=/gocarts.asp&m=/vrpwebstyle.css&s=0
I call them magical shit wafers because they look like shit, smell like shit, and taste like shit...but yet they help.
Not sure what you pay for these, but from what I can tell they're not far from Twizzlers. It's licorice and glue. Freaky. Glad they help, though.
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 19:03:54
What kind?
Heinekin here. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 18:57:35
I've been on here everyday. After I reached 1000 posts I realized that most of those posts were worthless, so I've been just reading most of the time. And I won't be seeing the PIxies anytime soon, so II've little to be excited about, I guess I am a little excited for the reveiws and setlists and stuff... anyway
I've been drinking beer |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:16:18
Corona HAS to be enjoyed with lime.
Stay in school, foo!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 15:13:57
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
I bet even a beer and clamato is starting to look pretty damn good...
HAhahahahahaha, that's hilarious!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
Well its better than a lime or lemon or whatnot ya know ;) |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 14:43:20
LBF, where you been mang?
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 14:39:05
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
I bet even a beer and clamato is starting to look pretty damn good...
HAhahahahahaha, that's hilarious!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 14:27:23
Damn, way to go Floop. I quit for 2 years a few years after college, but that ended about 2 years ago too. I think I would go blind if I didn't drink for 1 week... and if I was working 16 hour days. There's no time for sleep. You better be making the money for that. Anyway, way to go!
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:49:59
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Oh boy..I've tried almost everything. CeaseFire is the only thing that has helped me at all, and even then...I hate taking it because it tastes so bad, hahaha. (You have to chew the things!) Acidopholis always helps...so get some capsules of that or just eat lots of yogurt...umm...Nexium didn't help me at all. What else..I'm guessing you have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) too, eh? It's quite common with people with H. Pylori...now that really blows, haha. I also take Carafate which seems to help a litte. Jesus..I take tons of medicines for the Pylori and for Lyme I can't keep them straight, hahaha. What have you been on?
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Well...when I first went in to the doctor, they took a blood test, and the test came back negative for the H-Pylori. Then after about a month of Prilosec and such, they decided they needed to take my gallbladder out. They did that January 7th. I made no improvement. They had me do a gastroscopy (camera down the throat) and finally the H-Pylori showed up. They gave me antibiotics which I took for 2 weeks, and made marginal improvement. But still felt horrible. So I went back in, they put me on Nexium, which I currently am on, and it helps a little, then had me see a stomach specialist earlier this week. He's given me Bentyl (for irritable bowel syndrome), which I just started, so don't have any results on that yet. So we'll see. I also take Manuka Honey before meals, which is supposed to help, but I haven't noticed any change from that. So we'll see how this Bentyl goes. I'm also going to go see a homeopathic specialist to see what they can try to do. But I'm going to try those wafers, they at least sound like they can relieve some of the symptoms.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:40:42
Oh boy..I've tried almost everything. CeaseFire is the only thing that has helped me at all, and even then...I hate taking it because it tastes so bad, hahaha. (You have to chew the things!) Acidopholis always helps...so get some capsules of that or just eat lots of yogurt...umm...Nexium didn't help me at all. What else..I'm guessing you have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) too, eh? It's quite common with people with H. Pylori...now that really blows, haha. I also take Carafate which seems to help a litte. Jesus..I take tons of medicines for the Pylori and for Lyme I can't keep them straight, hahaha. What have you been on?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:30:29
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
I feel your pain. I had stomach ulcers and still have a mighty stomach ailment. I'm told it could lead to cancer. Kinda sucks, haha. It's probably what you have to: H-Pylori. You should get this: http://vrp.com/det/7071.asp?c=1079039110252&e=ceasefire&g=ceasefire&k=/gocarts.asp&m=/vrpwebstyle.css&s=0
I call them magical shit wafers because they look like shit, smell like shit, and taste like shit...but yet they help.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Hey thanks The CroutonFuton! I'll check that out. Yes I do have H-Pylori bacteria. What regiments have they put you on so far? Maybe you can e-mail me.
It totally sucks going from eating any type of food or beverage you want, to only being able to eat bland food. Really sucks. I daydream about beer and steaks often...seriously.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:25:14
quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
I feel your pain. I had stomach ulcers and still have a mighty stomach ailment. I'm told it could lead to cancer. Kinda sucks, haha. It's probably what you have to: H-Pylori. You should get this: http://vrp.com/det/7071.asp?c=1079039110252&e=ceasefire&g=ceasefire&k=/gocarts.asp&m=/vrpwebstyle.css&s=0
I call them magical shit wafers because they look like shit, smell like shit, and taste like shit...but yet they help.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Aw shit!!! My dad warned me I ate too fast and that I would get ulcers like him. I can't help it though, I have to eat fast. As fast as I walk.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:21:23
I guess I haven't had beer for about the same time floopy, but I'm doing good. I was never a big drinker before so I'm wondering whether to give up totally... It'd be cash in the pocket, after all.
 "Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:14:12
I feel your pain. I had stomach ulcers and still have a mighty stomach ailment. I'm told it could lead to cancer. Kinda sucks, haha. It's probably what you have to: H-Pylori. You should get this: http://vrp.com/det/7071.asp?c=1079039110252&e=ceasefire&g=ceasefire&k=/gocarts.asp&m=/vrpwebstyle.css&s=0
I call them magical shit wafers because they look like shit, smell like shit, and taste like shit...but yet they help.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:09:57
I haven't had a beer since November 29th. I wasn't an alcoholic before, but I think I am now, as it's like all I think about. I have a bacteria infection in my stomach that gives me ulcer-like symptoms...it sucks! This has been the worst 4 months of my life! I can't eat spicy foods, fatty foods, alcohol, desserts...so basically if it's enjoyable to eat, I can't have it! So, I'm on an unintentional alcohol-abstinence as well. At least I'm going to see the Pixies in Winnipeg!
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:04:41
Although it's unintentional...congrats none the less. I think you'll start remembering where it is you always put those damn keys. hehehe
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 09:28:58
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
You're not an alcoholic darling, you're just British.
16 hour days? How can you do it?
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
What cheek!
I havent had a drink in a while...but alls ok, going out tonight, in approx 4 hours. I think i can hold on til then...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| El Barto |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 09:25:18
You're not an alcoholic darling, you're just British.
16 hour days? How can you do it?
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 09:18:30
I bet even a beer and clamato is starting to look pretty damn good... |
