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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:20:01
Such a strange word...penis..anyway
Inspired by Gypsy's tallest person on forum,heres my contribution!
Well im not bragging,but mines like a babys arm,like to think ive got the largest girth on earth(just 'cause it rhymes)
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12" |
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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 05:39:45
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Why? So that you can see Simon's dick???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
It actually requires an electronic microscope.
at least i'm not french.
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 04:55:47
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Why? So that you can see Simon's dick???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
It actually requires an electronic microscope.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/02/2004 : 04:51:02
Why? So that you can see Simon's dick???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| jimmy |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 18:42:58
I wish I had a webcam. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 13:07:22
yeah,. back to the subject, who HAS the biggest dick?
I bet i know who has the smallest..
..How are you Bumble simon?
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 04:14:43
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
For heaven's sake, stop spamming, MD !
he has the right to post here. he is the biggest dick in this forum after all..
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 03:29:16
For heaven's sake, stop spamming, MD !
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/01/2004 : 03:21:10
Anyone else got any penis pictures?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Mad Dawg |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 20:06:34
Pictures?
I AM www.tonycreed.com
Who are you? |
| IceCream |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 18:58:35
Underneath all the eccentricity, Crouton is a decent person (though his apologies aren't sincere) BUT I think it's perfectly all right for anyone to disagree with his morals, and "bashing" is too strong a term. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 16:03:43
It is tough to go against convention or to not conform, even if it's something done on moral ground like Crouton's choice of abstinences or whatever.
As a person grows older, they do find themselves discovering things that older people told them to be true, but some things you have to find out for yourself. That doesn't mean the younger person is an idiot, they're just younger. We all were there, and unless anyone here is the oldest person alive, we all are still there, and probably will be there until we die. There's always someone older. People change in some ways as they grow older. For some this means morals, opinions, etc. For others, it means completely different changes. One person growing older and letting go of certain morals (or perhaps ideals is a better word, morals implies that sex before marriage is immoral, and maybe it is and maybe it isn't, that's not the point here).
So it seems unfair to say he'll "grow out of it", and I'm surprised he hasn't come back to argue the point/get upset - but, as I said, Crouton is a good guy and I suppose that's not in his character. No, Jimmy, I'm not saying he's a good guy JUST because he doesn't believe in sex before marriage. He's been around quite some time and I've talked with him many times, and he is a genuinely decent person even if he came across as 'holier-than-thou' to you.
It seems like quite an adult stand to take and certainly far more difficult than to take the stance of being sexually active or even to have tried it. Good for him. If more people were willing to do the things they believe in even though it means a harder road, the world would be a better place.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 15:48:03
Barto, I see what you're saying but about the age thing: I bet it pissed you off when people said it to you, no? Pissed me off too and you know what? It still pisses me off because I have not changed all that much. Sure, I've matured but my principles and morals have remained. I took that abuse for nothing and TCF might be too. What's more, people act as if he ought to change the way he feels. He shouldn't. What happened to the days when people would support such a good person? This is what's wrong with the world. Hell, my own mother fought me on being a good person . . . what the hell is that all about??
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| El Barto |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 12:50:39
quote:
Just remember Jim, when you had lots of problems with yourself and asked for help
months ago, people treated you with some kind of respect and really tried to help you. The older didn't shit on you, because you had little experience and different oppions.
It all depends on how you present yourself, the way you're treated. Human psychology and patterns are very easy to follow. If you carry yourself on a high horse, people are going to shit on you, that's the natural reaction. Jimmy's right...when you're like "...at least I was raised to have morals." and "Let me explain this to you all: ...I have such high morals." you're just asking for it. You can be humble about it. You put on the holier than thou act, you make yourself a target. Perhaps you don't see it that way, but that's the way others see it.
And as far as the age thing goes, the only reason why I use it is because I heard the same shit when I was that age and you know what? They were right. We all look different, live in different environments, believe in different gods, speak different languages, but you know what? We're all human.
Boycott cults and t's |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 09:41:14
ok, that was petty and I stooped too low. What does grammar have to do with any of this? Still, you're an idiot.
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| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 09:38:11
I don't think I can say it any better than billgoodman. Jimmy, none of your arguments are arguments at all. You're just a mean bitch. And it's "could HAVE" not "could OF." Dunce.
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| Newo |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 08:25:56
I agree that ragging on Crouton is poor form, but I donīt see whatīs so sick about a man trying to reach his penis with his own mouth.
-Owen |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 08:17:55
and ohh yeah
more on topic
my penis is so tiny
I would rather call it a big clitoris
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 08:17:05
I think we were a bit too harsh on the crouton
just the way I see it
Like people were harsh on Dave
people with morals and stuff are always being shit on
by people who don't have them
vice versa too
I can see that
but moreover the other way around
What I really hated was comments like
you are just 15 you are going to change
yada yada bla bla
you are naive
just a kid
maybe it's true
but in 5 years if this boards will be still around
and crouton is saying, I'm gonna get maried
people will still be saying things like:
Yeah, I thought about getting maried too, when I was 20,
believe me when you pass 25 you see things different...
Crouton is always gonna be younger than you guys
so maybe he should shut the fuck up and don't talk about
the way he sees certain things, because in the older eyes
he's always just a kid with a naive oppinion
In the past we could debate and talk about sensitive objects
these days everything ends in a mess
T-shirts and Penisses
doesn't matter
it all ends in shit
Just remember Jim, when you had lots of problems with yourself and asked for help
months ago, people treated you with some kind of respect and really tried to help you. The older didn't shit on you, because you had little experience and different oppions.
Why can't this forum be like that anymore?
greetings,
Jop
Flame me, people, Flame me
"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
| jimmy |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 06:57:20
I'm moving, so I'll be without the internet for about a month. I'm going to miss the forum. Hope you all have a good month of May.
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine |
| El Barto |
Posted - 04/30/2004 : 04:54:34
I stand by jimmy. Great points.
Boycott cults and t's |
| jimmy |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 22:45:36
The Cult of Frank is kind of right- I wish I could of jumped into this thread around page 4 or 5 but I didn't read it till later.
Anyway, realmeanmotorscutor, so far I haven't seen any sign that the Crouton is "a good guy". What I have seen is that the Crouton is saving his virginity for marriage and is dating a girl who cheated on him for "the first 4-5 months of this relationship". It is a mockery of love to stay with someone who would be so dishonest.
You say he should be "commended" for his "strong will". He admitted that the cocktail of anti-depressants he takes leaves him with almost no sex drive. It doesn't sound like it's his willpower that's keeping him celibate.
If he isn't having sex, all he has to tell people who ask is that it's a private subject that he doesn't want to talk about. But the Crouton goes into a forum thread called "Largest Penis on the Forum" and talks about his virginity and says things like:
"...at least I was raised to have morals."
"Let me explain this to you all: ...I have such high morals."
and then when people disagree with him he says:
"...you have no right to say that."
"Don't you dare say..."
&
"Don't assume, bitch."
I stand by everything I said.
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| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 16:25:07
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."
By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine
The Crouton's a good guy and better than most I know. If he seems sensitive it's because he does have a good set of morals and people constantly shit on him for it. Peer pressure like that is bs and it makes a person defensive. You might not agree with him on a few things but he has a strong will and he's to be commended for it. If you don't like it just keep it to yourself; no sense in tearing someone down for being a good person and he doesn't preach either so you really have no argument.
As for sucking your own dick, do you really want to be able to do that? Christ, maybe you ought to be a little less judgmental of good kids and try a little harder to recover from your obvious sickness.
i'll second that. Crouton has rigid morals (maybe too rigid for his age)but he's a good guy.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:41:44
Yes they have, way back near the start. Not sure about girth, but definitely length.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| TarTar |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:39:46
For as long as this thread has been going, has any one man actually stated the length and girth of his penis? I could start, but I feel like I'd be off topic. :)
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:33:20
Bickity Bam.
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. |
| El Barto |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:15:00
Zing!
Boycott cults |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:13:29
Yeah and you wouldn't want to taste your dog now would you?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:10:19
quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."
By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine
The Crouton's a good guy and better than most I know. If he seems sensitive it's because he does have a good set of morals and people constantly shit on him for it. Peer pressure like that is bs and it makes a person defensive. You might not agree with him on a few things but he has a strong will and he's to be commended for it. If you don't like it just keep it to yourself; no sense in tearing someone down for being a good person and he doesn't preach either so you really have no argument.
As for sucking your own dick, do you really want to be able to do that? Christ, maybe you ought to be a little less judgmental of good kids and try a little harder to recover from your obvious sickness.
Amen on all counts. Plus there really was no reason to insult Crouton here in a thread he's hardly participating in. And I can't imagine ever wanting to anyone's dick much less my own. I know where it's been! :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:08:58
[stunned silence]
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Atheist4Catholics |
Posted - 04/29/2004 : 14:01:27
I used to be able to suck my own dick when I was 15 or so. It's not that great because you're coming at it at the wrong angle. My back isn't that flexible anymore.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / or The Clops gets it!" |
| realmeanmotorscutor |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 21:55:34
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."
By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine
The Crouton's a good guy and better than most I know. If he seems sensitive it's because he does have a good set of morals and people constantly shit on him for it. Peer pressure like that is bs and it makes a person defensive. You might not agree with him on a few things but he has a strong will and he's to be commended for it. If you don't like it just keep it to yourself; no sense in tearing someone down for being a good person and he doesn't preach either so you really have no argument.
As for sucking your own dick, do you really want to be able to do that? Christ, maybe you ought to be a little less judgmental of good kids and try a little harder to recover from your obvious sickness.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 20:21:41
So did you do it? When I was 14 I tried and could only just touch. I remember the I was really excited and the next day at school I wanted to be like, "Hey, guess what...", but there really wasn't anyone that I thought I could tell. I kept trying but couldn't get any closer- I decided to stop before I got stuck.
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 19:58:17
It might be easier to ask if there's someone who hasn't tried it.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 19:48:23
I remember talking with that Crouton guy in a "quitting smoking" thread- I knew right away he was one of those over-sensitive asthmatics- the kind of people to avoid- the only thing worse is going around saying, "At least I have morals."
By the way, has anyone else ever tried to suck their own dick?
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine |
| Newo |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 16:49:00
Friend of mine got married two weeks ago and I quote from one of his mails: 'Finding the love of your life is wonderful but it ruins your perceptions of porn altogether'.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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