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| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 17:21:19
I really like your cats! they make me hot.
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| El Barto |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 17:47:59
Someone get me a towel...
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 11:44:35
Rams? Like these?
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Just in time for the Poxies reunion! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 10:50:12
Legos, haha, that might work...
But rams, and all that computer stuff..he totally gets him off. He cant control himself
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 10:35:14
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha., Cool. I know how you can get Jim, if you want simon?
All you have to do is talk about computer stuff..bout RAMS and things...youll know more than i do..
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
lol! RAMS? okay... and Legos while i'm at it?
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 10:28:56
haha., Cool. I know how you can get Jim, if you want simon?
All you have to do is talk about computer stuff..bout RAMS and things...youll know more than i do..
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 10:09:48
If you've kept your receipt, there's a three-hour money-back satisfaction guarantee. If you aren't completely satisfied in three hours, return your moderator for a full refund or exchange. Or upgrade to an enhanced 4000 series moderator featuring state-of-the-art hip flexors for guaranteed knee wobbling times.
I'm intrigued by the buble fellow. Especially after the webcam shot, I don't think rejection is a problem. In fact, I've considered adding him to my product line - here are some of the promotional one-liners I've developed:
Buble - for all your simian needs.
You'll go ape-poopie over him!
Pet your own monkey.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 09:15:04
i don't know where from!!!!
webcam:
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 09:12:03
Hahha!!!!
My subconscious has painted a very concise picture of you!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 09:07:03
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Haha, but you havent said whether bumble can be a member??
Please can we swap mods? I get bored after a while, and If you reject Buble, he will get up set, and then i have to share jim with him.
I kept my reciet tho, i cna take him back right?
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
lol! buble? a cross bewtween bumble and bubbles the monkey? thanks!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/28/2004 : 09:05:27
Haha, but you havent said whether bumble can be a member??
Please can we swap mods? I get bored after a while, and If you reject Buble, he will get up set, and then i have to share jim with him.
I kept my reciet tho, i cna take him back right?
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 02/27/2004 : 01:51:01
In honour of my post fest, I will resolve all my post pentedness in one message:
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I really like your cats! they make me hot.
Thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!
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Hehe, You go Simon! soon youll have your own mod too. Just compliment their cats and they are putty in your hands.
The way I remember it (being omniscient and all), it started when Jim complimented YOUR cat... =P. Oh my God, I've become Dave but in wittier format!
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i just hope he hears me.
he's swell.
The great HouDeany hears all and ignores most. But never when called swell, swill, or swull. Swull being a type of African Swallow that nests in fig trees although eating a fig proves fatal to it.
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haha, I'm sure Dean will answer your pleas me dear.
Unfortunately, I need Dave my number one man to make this happen. And I say number one man in blatant disregard of the last quote in this post.
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if not does our deal still stand? i get jim?
I'm sorry, moderators are not interchangable or exchangable. While I do desire a peek/poke/pook at Madame Death (pook being slang for a mischievious spirit in Irish folklore), I'm afraid no exceptions. Entrance into the Cult of Frank is non-revocable even by death or bladder infection. Our sincerest apologies if you have been inconvenienced.
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I want to join the Culf of Buttoms!
Buaahahaha! Culf! Buttoms! Deliciously satirical.
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yep, if dean wont give in to your charms, then you can have Jim. for the whole 6 weeks. BUT you have to pick him up from the airport.
AND i get to have sex with him, once. (please)
Vovat - you SOOO have to make a sig that says that!
Madame, you cannot use a moderator once and return him/her like so many bottles of KY Jelly.
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hmm... okay.
Bumbles, don't tell me you're in on this too!
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heh, thank you!
Anytime, sweet cakes.
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i think i'm being snubbed by dean!
I never snub. Snuff/snug/SNUH, (Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping) yes; But never with a 'b'.
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He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando. And yes, I hate him. I think he's even going to see Metric. In Orlando. Feel free to send him some green-with-envy hate vibes along with me.
Who knew you could tan with green-with-envy-hate-vibes?! I didn't even have to go outside.
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darn him! will have to flirt with him upon his return!
katsiris_at_yahoo_dot_com. ;)
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speedy M - LOVE the sig!!!! hahaha
What sig? I don't remember quoting a sig! How dare you. I'm now ignoring both of your posts.
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Dean has suspected you all along, bumblebeeboy.
PS - He's into it.
Why thank you Madame Death. There seemed to be some confusion (still!) about my gender, so I thought this would clear it up. And, it doesn't hurt that I too am a sex bomb.
IGNORED!
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i still get confused, i mean, speedy marie, is about a girl, so naturally i always assume speedy is female... have to keep on reminding myself...
he is not a she. he is not a she. he is not a she. she is not a he. he is not a she. he is not a she...
Don't be fooled. Speedy M is indeed female and I have the videos to prove it!
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When I first joined the forum I made sure not to make any gender-specific references in any of my posts until I found out what each member was. Luckily, I never flirted with Mike.
That's not the way he tells it!
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That's not the way I remember it...
See?! Oops, I mean... IGNORED!
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Is he ever coming back? I figured he was out of town after not replying to the "biggest idiot" forum.
I did, sadly. <weeps uncontrollably>
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he's probably been writing down the posts he wants to post in a notepad, he'll be typing them up when he gets back... sad. very sad. personally i use a dictaphone. it's a little more classier.
I actually did that for the first week on my Palm, but you know what happens with that. You start getting complaints and finally give in and shower, and it washes right off.
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Dictaphone, you say? Oh, he's got you beat my friend. Our man COF has a PDA/Cell phone from which he could conceivably make posts from 40 000 ft in the air. (I don't mean from the plane, that's Dean slang for getting high). So you can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister.
Stuff my sorries in a ... ?? <trails off in wonder>. Err, I mean, STILL IGNORED EVEN MORE! Starting NOW!
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bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
When in doubt, there's quotery about. Really... unfortunate ... quotery.
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lol, do you think anyone has a chance of over taking him while hes gone!? haha, that would be funny. well, not really, only to me. and whoever over took him. whos right behind him?
haha, how fitting, its Dave right behind Dean, and Jim right after dave. haha
I'm not sure how it's fitting, but I'm guessing rather loosely. We all know that Dave is hung like a swull. :)
And so, with some help by ignoring various miscreants and the last section of this thread altogether save the last two posts, I've effectively caught up and surpassed all expectations. "Woot". woot.
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 06:45:54
haha, how fitting, its Dave right behind Dean, and Jim right after dave. haha
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 06:43:51
lol, do you think anyone has a chance of over taking him while hes gone!? haha, that would be funny.
well, not really, only to me. and whoever over took him.
whos right behind him?
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 18:29:50
Or maybe he's requesting that someone bitch at him. Either way works.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 17:22:44
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Originally posted by VoVat
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bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
Isn't it obvious? He's asking for his bitch.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/
ah, like "bitch, please?" it makes perfect sense with a bit of punctuation...
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"Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 17:01:40
quote:
bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
Isn't it obvious? He's asking for his bitch.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 16:10:41
I find it hard to understand myself, so fear not. I'm just a po' white boy trying to survive in da streets.
I am:  Seeking:  For:  To Make:  |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:57:58
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Well, I'm glad someone is keeping it real... cause we know Dean ain't for real... bitch please...
I am: Seeking: For: To Make:
bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
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"Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:56:10
Well, I'm glad someone is keeping it real... cause we know Dean ain't for real... bitch please...
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:51:22
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Dictaphone, you say? Oh, he's got you beat my friend. Our man COF has a PDA/Cell phone from which he could conceivably make posts from 40 000 ft in the air. (I don't mean from the plane, that's Dean slang for getting high). So you can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make:
ho hum! that's a bit posh... well, i like to keep it real, with my dictaphone... yeah. i'm cool. still.
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"Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:45:04
Dictaphone, you say? Oh, he's got you beat my friend. Our man COF has a PDA/Cell phone from which he could conceivably make posts from 40 000 ft in the air. (I don't mean from the plane, that's Dean slang for getting high). So you can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:33:03
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
He should be back in a week or so. And then we're all going to have to deal with his pent-up postingness. 10 days with no posting, I figure he'll come back and personally crash the server with the amount of posting he does.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make:
he's probably been writing down the posts he wants to post in a notepad, he'll be typing them up when he gets back... sad. very sad. personally i use a dictaphone. it's a little more classier.
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"Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:27:58
He should be back in a week or so. And then we're all going to have to deal with his pent-up postingness. 10 days with no posting, I figure he'll come back and personally crash the server with the amount of posting he does.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| IceCream |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 23:00:32
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando. And yes, I hate him.
Is he ever coming back? I figured he was out of town after not replying to the "biggest idiot" forum.
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 21:55:07
That's not the way I remember it...
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 21:47:49
When I first joined the forum I made sure not to make any gender-specific references in any of my posts until I found out what each member was. Luckily, I never flirted with Mike. |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 21:43:59
Splendid! I've convinced one forum meber of my current gender status. Now, only 3000 to go...
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 18:34:36
haha! thasts the best post I have read all day! Thank you for making me smile, I assure i will always remembr your male - m=male/mike.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 18:28:26
Well, I must say my ego is practically doing back flips, thanks guys! Yes, Speedy Marie is about a girl, and the rest of the "m" is a girls names, but you see, I adore this song, and my name is "Mike", so at the time I guess it seemed "clever". Perhaps I thought "if Frank ever comes here, he'll see my name and KNOW I'm a big fan! Then he'll talk to me!". So perhaps my thinking on the matter was not so rational, but gosh darn it, I do love that song, and speedy has somehow become my name, though this is the only place it's ever used. And you're right M. Death, it's not something most guys would want to promote, but, alas, I'm not most guys. I guess I went to Jupiter.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 18:23:00
haha. Yeah, i guess..i gues its also quite weird for a guy to put 'speedy' in a name - not normally something youd want to promote...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 18:17:33
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha! Madame Death! I sooo wanna change my name to that!
I never had any doubt you were a male..weird. hmm.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
i still get confused, i mean, speedy marie, is about a girl, so naturally i always assume speedy is female... have to keep on reminding myself...
he is not a she. he is not a she. he is not a she. she is not a he. he is not a she. he is not a she...
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"Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 18:09:52
haha! Madame Death! I sooo wanna change my name to that!
I never had any doubt you were a male..weird. hmm.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 17:14:19
Dean has suspected you all along, bumblebeeboy.
PS - He's into it.
Why thank you Madame Death. There seemed to be some confusion (still!) about my gender, so I thought this would clear it up. And, it doesn't hurt that I too am a sex bomb.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 16:39:09
speedy M - LOVE the sig!!!! hahaha
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 02/17/2004 : 16:14:18
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando. And yes, I hate him. I think he's even going to see Metric. In Orlando. Feel free to send him some green-with-envy hate vibes along with me.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make:
darn him! will have to flirt with him upon his return!
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"Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner |
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