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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  17:21:19       
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                      | I really like your cats! they make me hot. 
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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  17:27:00       
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                      | Hehe, You go Simon! soon youll have your own mod too. Just compliment their cats and they are putty in your hands. 
 
 
 Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  17:40:06       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by GypsyDeath
 
 Hehe, You go Simon! soon youll have your own mod too. Just compliment their cats and they are putty in your hands.
 
 
 
 Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
 Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
 
 
 
 i just hope he hears me.
 
 he's swell.
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  18:08:14       
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                      | haha, I'm sure Dean will answer your pleas me dear. 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  18:10:01       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by GypsyDeath
 
 haha, I'm sure Dean will answer your pleas me dear.
 
 
 
 Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
 Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
 
 
 
 if not does our deal still stand? i get jim?
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  19:17:21         
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                      | I want to join the Culf of Buttoms! 
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                      |  Posted - 02/16/2004 :  19:24:31       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
 
 
 quote:Originally posted by GypsyDeath
 
 haha, I'm sure Dean will answer your pleas me dear.
 
 
 
 Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
 Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
 
 
 
 if not does our deal still stand? i get jim?
 
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 "Love stops no war, stops no cancer, it stops my heart" - Hefner
 
 
 
 yep, if dean wont give in to your charms, then you can have Jim. for the whole 6 weeks. BUT you have to pick him up from the airport.
 AND i get to have sex with him, once. (please)
 
 Vovat - you SOOO have to make a sig that says that!
 
 
 
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 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
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                | bumblebeeboy2> Teenager of the Year <
 
    
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  02:09:51       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by GypsyDeath
 
 yep, if dean wont give in to your charms, then you can have Jim. for the whole 6 weeks. BUT you have to pick him up from the airport.
 AND i get to have sex with him, once. (please)
 
 Vovat - you SOOO have to make a sig that says that!
 
 
 
 Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
 Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
 
 
 
 hmm... okay.
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  13:52:18       
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                      | heh, thank you! 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  14:01:15       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by GypsyDeath
 
 heh, thank you!
 
 
 
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 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
 Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
 
 
 
 i think i'm being snubbed by dean!
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  15:01:34     
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                      | He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando.  And yes, I hate him.  I think he's even going to see Metric.  In Orlando.  Feel free to send him some green-with-envy hate vibes along with me. 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  16:14:18       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by speedy_m
 
 He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando.  And yes, I hate him.  I think he's even going to see Metric.  In Orlando.  Feel free to send him some green-with-envy hate vibes along with me.
 
 
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 darn him! will have to flirt with him upon his return!
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  16:39:09       
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                      | speedy M - LOVE the sig!!!! hahaha 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  17:14:19     
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                      | Dean has suspected you all along, bumblebeeboy. 
 PS - He's into it.
 
 
 Why thank you Madame Death.  There seemed to be some confusion (still!) about my gender, so I thought this would clear it up.  And, it doesn't hurt that I too am a sex bomb.
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  18:09:52       
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                      | haha! Madame Death! I sooo wanna change my name to that! 
 I never had any doubt you were a male..weird. hmm.
 
 
 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  18:17:33       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by GypsyDeath
 
 haha! Madame Death! I sooo wanna change my name to that!
 
 I never had any doubt you were a male..weird. hmm.
 
 
 
 
 
 Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
 Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
 
 Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
 
 
 
 
 i still get confused, i mean, speedy marie, is about a girl, so naturally i always assume speedy is female... have to keep on reminding myself...
 
 he is not a she. he is not a she. he is not a she. she is not a he. he is not a she. he is not a she...
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  18:23:00       
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                      | haha. Yeah, i guess..i gues its also quite weird for a guy to put 'speedy' in a name - not normally something youd want to promote... 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  18:28:26     
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                      | Well, I must say my ego is practically doing back flips, thanks guys!  Yes, Speedy Marie is about a girl, and the rest of the "m" is a girls names, but you see, I adore this song, and my name is "Mike", so at the time I guess it seemed "clever".  Perhaps I thought "if Frank ever comes here, he'll see my name and KNOW I'm a big fan!  Then he'll talk to me!".  So perhaps my thinking on the matter was not so rational, but gosh darn it, I do love that song, and speedy has somehow become my name, though this is the only place it's ever used.  And you're right M. Death, it's not something most guys would want to promote, but, alas, I'm not most guys.  I guess I went to Jupiter. 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  18:34:36       
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                      | haha! thasts the best post I have read all day! Thank you for making me smile, I assure i will always remembr your male - m=male/mike. 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  21:43:59     
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                      | Splendid!  I've convinced one forum meber of my current gender status.  Now, only 3000 to go... 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  21:47:49     
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                      | When I first joined the forum I made sure not to make any gender-specific references in any of my posts until I found out what each member was.  Luckily, I never flirted with Mike. |  
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  21:55:07     
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                      | That's not the way I remember it... 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/17/2004 :  23:00:32       
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                      | quote:Is he ever coming back?  I figured he was out of town after not replying to the "biggest idiot" forum.Originally posted by speedy_m
 
 He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando.  And yes, I hate him.
 
 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  15:27:58     
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                      | He should be back in a week or so.  And then we're all going to have to deal with his pent-up postingness.  10 days with no posting, I figure he'll come back and personally crash the server with the amount of posting he does. 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  15:33:03       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by speedy_m
 
 He should be back in a week or so.  And then we're all going to have to deal with his pent-up postingness.  10 days with no posting, I figure he'll come back and personally crash the server with the amount of posting he does.
 
 
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 he's probably been writing down the posts he wants to post in a notepad, he'll be typing them up when he gets back... sad. very sad. personally i use a dictaphone. it's a little more classier.
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  15:45:04     
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                      | Dictaphone, you say?  Oh, he's got you beat my friend.  Our man COF has a PDA/Cell phone from which he could conceivably make posts from 40 000 ft in the air.  (I don't mean from the plane, that's Dean slang for getting high).  So you can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister. 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  15:51:22       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by speedy_m
 
 Dictaphone, you say?  Oh, he's got you beat my friend.  Our man COF has a PDA/Cell phone from which he could conceivably make posts from 40 000 ft in the air.  (I don't mean from the plane, that's Dean slang for getting high).  So you can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister.
 
 
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 ho hum! that's a bit posh... well, i like to keep it real, with my dictaphone... yeah. i'm cool. still.
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  15:56:10     
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                      | Well, I'm glad someone is keeping it real... cause we know Dean ain't for real... bitch please... 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  15:57:58       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by speedy_m
 
 Well, I'm glad someone is keeping it real... cause we know Dean ain't for real... bitch please...
 
 
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 bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  16:10:41     
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                      | I find it hard to understand myself, so fear not.  I'm just a po' white boy trying to survive in da streets. 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  17:01:40         
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                      | quote:bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
 
 
 Isn't it obvious?  He's asking for his bitch.
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  17:22:44       
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                      | quote:Originally posted by VoVat
 
 
 quote:bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
 
 
 Isn't it obvious?  He's asking for his bitch.
 
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 And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
 http://vovat.blogspot.com/
 
 
 
 ah, like "bitch, please?" it makes perfect sense with a bit of punctuation...
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/18/2004 :  18:29:50         
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                      | Or maybe he's requesting that someone bitch at him.  Either way works. 
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                      |  Posted - 02/19/2004 :  06:43:51       
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                      | lol, do you think anyone has a chance of over taking him while hes gone!? haha, that would be funny. 
 well, not really, only to  me. and whoever over took him.
 
 whos right behind him?
 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/19/2004 :  06:45:54       
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                      | haha, how fitting, its Dave right behind Dean, and Jim right after dave. haha 
 
 
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                      |  Posted - 02/27/2004 :  01:51:01       
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                      | In honour of my post fest, I will resolve all my post pentedness in one message: 
 
 quote:I really like your cats! they make me hot.
 
 
 Thank you, I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!
 
 
 quote:Hehe, You go Simon! soon youll have your own mod too. Just compliment their cats and they are putty in your hands.
 
 
 The way I remember it (being omniscient and all), it started when Jim complimented YOUR cat... =P. Oh my God, I've become Dave but in wittier format!
 
 
 quote:i just hope he hears me.
 
 he's swell.
 
 
 
 The great HouDeany hears all and ignores most. But never when called swell, swill, or swull. Swull being a type of African Swallow that nests in fig trees although eating a fig proves fatal to it.
 
 
 quote:haha, I'm sure Dean will answer your pleas me dear.
 
 
 Unfortunately, I need Dave my number one man to make this happen. And I say number one man in blatant disregard of the last quote in this post.
 
 
 quote:if not does our deal still stand? i get jim?
 
 
 I'm sorry, moderators are not interchangable or exchangable. While I do desire a peek/poke/pook at Madame Death (pook being slang for a mischievious spirit in Irish folklore), I'm afraid no exceptions. Entrance into the Cult of Frank is non-revocable even by death or bladder infection. Our sincerest apologies if you have been inconvenienced.
 
 
 quote:I want to join the Culf of Buttoms!
 
 
 Buaahahaha! Culf! Buttoms! Deliciously satirical.
 
 
 quote:yep, if dean wont give in to your charms, then you can have Jim. for the whole 6 weeks. BUT you have to pick him up from the airport.
 AND i get to have sex with him, once. (please)
 
 Vovat - you SOOO have to make a sig that says that!
 
 
 
 Madame, you cannot use a moderator once and return him/her like so many bottles of KY Jelly.
 
 
 quote:hmm... okay.
 
 
 Bumbles, don't tell me you're in on this too!
 
 
 quote:heh, thank you!
 
 
 Anytime, sweet cakes.
 
 
 quote:i think i'm being snubbed by dean!
 
 
 I never snub. Snuff/snug/SNUH, (Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping) yes; But never with a 'b'.
 
 
 quote:He's not snubbing you, he basking in the warmth of FLA-USA sunshine right now, in Orlando. And yes, I hate him. I think he's even going to see Metric. In Orlando. Feel free to send him some green-with-envy hate vibes along with me.
 
 
 Who knew you could tan with green-with-envy-hate-vibes?! I didn't even have to go outside.
 
 
 quote:darn him! will have to flirt with him upon his return!
 
 
 katsiris_at_yahoo_dot_com. ;)
 
 
 quote:speedy M - LOVE the sig!!!! hahaha
 
 
 What sig? I don't remember quoting a sig! How dare you. I'm now ignoring both of your posts.
 
 
 quote:Dean has suspected you all along, bumblebeeboy.
 
 PS - He's into it.
 
 Why thank you Madame Death. There seemed to be some confusion (still!) about my gender, so I thought this would clear it up. And, it doesn't hurt that I too am a sex bomb.
 
 
 IGNORED!
 
 
 quote:i still get confused, i mean, speedy marie, is about a girl, so naturally i always assume speedy is female... have to keep on reminding myself...
 
 he is not a she. he is not a she. he is not a she. she is not a he. he is not a she. he is not a she...
 
 
 Don't be fooled. Speedy M is indeed female and I have the videos to prove it!
 
 
 quote:When I first joined the forum I made sure not to make any gender-specific references in any of my posts until I found out what each member was. Luckily, I never flirted with Mike.
 
 
 That's not the way he tells it!
 
 
 quote:That's not the way I remember it...
 
 
 See?! Oops, I mean... IGNORED!
 
 
 quote:Is he ever coming back? I figured he was out of town after not replying to the "biggest idiot" forum.
 
 
 I did, sadly. <weeps uncontrollably>
 
 
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 he's probably been writing down the posts he wants to post in a notepad, he'll be typing them up when he gets back... sad. very sad. personally i use a dictaphone. it's a little more classier.
 
 
 I actually did that for the first week on my Palm, but you know what happens with that. You start getting complaints and finally give in and shower, and it washes right off.
 
 
 quote:Dictaphone, you say? Oh, he's got you beat my friend. Our man COF has a PDA/Cell phone from which he could conceivably make posts from 40 000 ft in the air. (I don't mean from the plane, that's Dean slang for getting high). So you can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister.
 
 
 
 Stuff my sorries in a ... ?? <trails off in wonder>. Err, I mean, STILL IGNORED EVEN MORE! Starting NOW!
 
 
 quote:bitch please? i find it hard to understand you!
 
 
 When in doubt, there's quotery about. Really... unfortunate ... quotery.
 
 ... MORE POSTS ...
 
 
 quote:lol, do you think anyone has a chance of over taking him while hes gone!? haha, that would be funny. well, not really, only to me. and whoever over took him. whos right behind him?
 
 haha, how fitting, its Dave right behind Dean, and Jim right after dave. haha
 
 
 
 
 I'm not sure how it's fitting, but I'm guessing rather loosely. We all know that Dave is hung like a swull. :)
 
 And so, with some help by ignoring various miscreants and the last section of this thread altogether save the last two posts, I've effectively caught up and surpassed all expectations. "Woot". woot.
 
 
 
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