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| jimmy |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 01:54:47
So, twice in the past week I've had guys ( one from work, one the boyfriend of my friend michelle; both 26 ) tell me, basically out of nowhere, that they shave their balls. Not all their pubes, just their balls.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that, and I'm glad that people feel comfortable talking with me, but isn't that just odd?
And this isn't new- at least a dozen times over the past couple years guys have volunteered this same info to me.
It's almost always guys between, say, 20 to 26. I'm 31, and my age group seems, to me, much more conservative. I never even admitted to jerking off till I was 20, and even now it still seems like Top Secret information.
Younger guys will tell me about their jerk off habits, about when they're with their girlfriends and too drunk to get hard, and one guy told me about his ball-shaving schedule ( every other Thursday "gotta be smooth for the weekend" ).
The guy from work this week asked me "Are you a shaver?" I blushed and said no. The truth is: first- I'm not really that hairy down there; second- I'm too lazy, It's a chore just shaving my face every couple days ( I didn't tell him that occasionally, usually in the summertime, I'll do a quick trim ).
So I'm just wondering- am I the only one this kind of thing happens to? Last month I was working with a guy, 23 or 24, from a different department all day, he went on & on about his girlfriend and how great she was and how she's changed his life and at lunchtime we were outside smoking and he said he had some pictures of her on his digital camera and we went to his car to look at them- about 7 pictures of her at a family picnic, 2 of her sucking his dick, 1 of her just holding it. I tried to act like I wasn't uncomfortable " She's very pretty...was that picnic on Memorial Day?"
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| coastline |
Posted - 10/19/2007 : 09:08:01
What's gay is that he shaves their little balls.
Back on topic now.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/19/2007 : 08:51:09
your dad has Smurfs figurines? not to sound politicallly incorrect or anything but isn't that kind of... gay? |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/19/2007 : 05:43:37
Interestingly enough, when I think of the Smurfs, I think of my dad, too. He has always been a big fan of the show, and has an impressive collection of figurines. I may just have to ask him to dig out the old Smurfs VHS tapes when I visit for Thanksgiving.
Boy, this thread got off topic.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 20:59:40
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
You know, the world was a more innocent place when I was a kid and loved the Smurfs.
i agree. my dad used to draw Smurfs for me when i was a kid. he was pretty good at it.
that's right, my dad drew Smurfs. got a problem with that? |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 20:35:44
I like to complain |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 20:08:01
But it WAS Erebus.
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| Carl |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 20:01:11
But it's Dr. Chapman!
 "In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 19:59:49
Carl, go back to your scaley-monster sig. I don't like this one.
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| Carl |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 19:53:31
Why, is Smurfette a search engine? *badoom-tish*
No, really, take my wife!!
"In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 18:44:04
coasty, why did you do a google search on smurfette?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 10:49:33
Nope, that's pretty sweet
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| coastline |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 10:47:44
Well, I did study the way her forearm pushes up her ...
No! She's not hot! That's disgusting, homers!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 10:33:44
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
Kinda sad, really.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
But also kinda hot.
Come on, you KNOWS it!
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 09:52:41
gahaha....what's she got in her hand? :D
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| coastline |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 09:28:05
You know, the world was a more innocent place when I was a kid and loved the Smurfs. I just did a Google Image search on Smurfette, and here's what came up. Kinda sad, really.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| Jason |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 08:14:03
I bet Clumsy Smurf and Scaredy Smurf don't shave their balls.
You KNOW Vanity Smurf does, though. |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 07:51:04
I wonder if Papa Smurf or Gargamel shave their balls.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| Jason |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 07:46:15
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
Jason, I just looked at the picture on your profile- are those your Smurf records?? I used to have the one on the left "All-Star Smurfs" I got it at Caldor and used to listen to it all the time, especially "First Smurfs In Space" or something.
Yes, those are my Smurfs records. I don't think I've ever listened to them, though. Are they good? How do they compare to Honeycomb?
On a geeky thread on another forum, we were posting geeky pictures of our music collections and in one of my pics a Smurfs album was visible and people were goofing on me. So I took a pic of me holding up TWO Smurfs LPs whilst making a tough guy face. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 06:55:44
Not to derail the thread, but poker rules. I miss my monthly poker game.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 02:48:44
i had smurfing sing song and father abraham sings with the smurfs! i loved the smurfs when i was a kid, i still get teased a little at my monthly poker game. funny thing is, the host was the only guy who was more into them than me and they don't bug him, i guess because i like dthem first (between the two of us) they remember me as the smurf guy or something. anyways, smurf ya later!
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| jimmy |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 17:50:44
Jason, I just looked at the picture on your profile- are those your Smurf records?? I used to have the one on the left "All-Star Smurfs" I got it at Caldor and used to listen to it all the time, especially "First Smurfs In Space" or something.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 15:28:48
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No sorry, it was just a shitty joke in relation to the long held rumour that German women are hairy, and their men like them that way. Kind of like the rumour that our women are easy, and our men like them that way.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I was under the impression that english women are prudes and its the french who are easy.
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Fuck off I got work to do.
Hey I didn't say it was true.
But they are certainly no prudes.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 14:44:50
Yep I am.
Two grandparents are full french and 1 is Irish and french.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 14:23:55
Hold on. Are you really half French? I thought it was a quarter or something more obscure.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 13:16:14
I prefer zen K, zen.
I'm 1/2 zen...;)
I was born here so I am Canadian.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 13:04:33
And aren't you a quarter or more French, Carolyn?
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 12:47:17
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No sorry, it was just a shitty joke in relation to the long held rumour that German women are hairy, and their men like them that way. Kind of like the rumour that our women are easy, and our men like them that way.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I was under the impression that english women are prudes and its the french who are easy.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 12:11:24
quote:
Originally posted by remig
I've heard that shaving pubic hairs makes your dick looks longer.
So does an erection. And guess which one feels better.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 10:49:02
No sorry, it was just a shitty joke in relation to the long held rumour that German women are hairy, and their men like them that way. Kind of like the rumour that our women are easy, and our men like them that way.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| kelladwella |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 09:29:38
I would like to see trobrianders' question answered. I think... Must be some obscure reference, right, homer? |
| remig |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 09:04:31
I've heard that shaving pubic hairs makes your dick looks longer.
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| trobrianders |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 02:22:06
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
think about performing cunnilingus, the less hair the better, right?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Not if you're German. Right Kwella?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Ha! And why is that? Never mind. They're such charming anarchists. But no doors on toilets? Going too far I think.
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| Jason |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 01:15:43
I don't know how to use photoshop.
"No grays" is about chest hair, following up on a rare non-conspiracy related post by The King of Karaoke above, as well as adding to the chest hair content in the previous three sentences of my paragraph. Before spending more time with razors, I did have at least one silver hair on my 28 year old head. |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 00:46:54
quote:
Originally posted by Jason
I shave my head. Most of the time, that's all I bother with. (Well, my face, too, obviously)
The chest hair grows wild. If I were involved with a woman who had a problem with that, I'd have a problem with her. It's never been a point of contention, though. No grays, yet (I'm 31). "Downstairs" is trimmed once or twice a week, but not fussed with too much. The "clean" feeling is good.
Okay, this post is just an excuse to post a picture of me taken yesterday that I really like.
That picture is totally photoshopped. And how do we know if you really don't have grey hairs if you "conveniently" shave your head?
Qu'ils aillent se faire foutre <-- yeah, what he said. |
| Jason |
Posted - 10/06/2007 : 21:24:58
I shave my head. Most of the time, that's all I bother with. (Well, my face, too, obviously)
The chest hair grows wild. If I were involved with a woman who had a problem with that, I'd have a problem with her. It's never been a point of contention, though. No grays, yet (I'm 31). "Downstairs" is trimmed once or twice a week, but not fussed with too much. The "clean" feeling is good.
Okay, this post is just an excuse to post a picture of me taken yesterday that I really like. |
