| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 15:56:37
I've unearthed some top secret rumours about FB.Net. Feel free to add your own.
1. Floop has a twin sister named Floopina.
2. Blackolero is planning to buy out FB.Net for $25m (Canadian Tire money).
3. KOK has shares in Haliburton.
4. Kathryn is head of an international drug cartel.
5. Homers real name is Mike-but is surname is actually Pet Monkey.
6. When FB.Net is down, Frank feels an unearthly shudder go through him. Then when it comes back online, he;s inspired to write a new song!
7. Wrenn is secretly Canadian.
8. You're all figments of my imagination! Ahahahahaha!! |
| 33 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 09:37:09
Floop used to be a Mexican wrestler under the name "El Quesadilla Grande."
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 19:39:04
good that was my intent :)
We're all obscure fans.- trobrianders
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 17:38:52
Daisy for some reason that made me laugh. It shouldn't have but it did. God bless you.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 17:37:35
Frank Black is actually Black Francis.
We're all obscure fans.- trobrianders
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 13:59:55
15. Dave Noisy & Wizard of Oz are infact, one and the same
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 13:41:07
which one?
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 20:27:02
14. Nobody knows I'm Elvis.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 14:49:17
13. KOK is Ann Coulter. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 14:01:40
12. Skatealex1 is actually Tipper Gore.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 03:23:13
And here I thought vegans weren't supposed to be responsible for the deaths of animals! Don't newbies count as animals?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/01/2007 : 13:49:32
11. Every few years, Dave Noisy invites some newbies on a paid vacation to the South American jungle, then sacrifies them atop a temple.
 "In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/01/2007 : 05:47:22
And Husker Du.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 07:06:03
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Nope, they're all named Peter or Paul. And they're all married to girls named Marie.
What, is this not the Scorsese thread?
Qu'ils aillent se faire foutre <-- yeah, what he said.
Peter, Paul and Marie?
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 05:05:15
The King of Karaoke has actually never sung karaoke.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Srisaket |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 23:58:30
quote:
Originally posted by Srisaket
The King of Karaoke is David Icke
Then again he might also be Private Fraser |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 23:34:32
Srisaket is Carrot Top.
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
| Srisaket |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 23:33:35
The King of Karaoke is David Icke |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 08:32:34
quote:
9. Carl is actually a search engine.
And here I thought he was the Song Oracle!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| darwin |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 16:09:28
thermoplastics is pioneers parrot. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 11:39:32
KOK works for whiskeyMilitia.com, which is a subsidiary of Google Corp© / Youtube™, who are actually fronts for illegal chameleon trafficking |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 11:27:56
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
2. Blackolero is planning to buy out FB.Net for $25m (Canadian Tire money).
My first laugh of the week. Thanks señor Carlos 
 an undisclosed number of visitors can't be wrong |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 11:18:02
Carl has worn and inch off all of his fingers from aggressive linking and posting
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 09:30:03
darwin and floop conspired to vote me out of the Canadain survivor thread!
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| bedrock_barney |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 07:37:39
It's rumoured that some FB.Netters have a letter 'U' phobia. It's a colourful yet favourite rumour.
 The humble apple |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 06:06:04
there are actually three secret forums
I like to complain |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 04:55:08
You missed the biggest one of all Carl, that there is a 'secret forum'.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| floop |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 01:45:17
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Vaffanculo! |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:31:05
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Nope, they're all named Peter or Paul. And they're all married to girls named Marie.
What, is this not the Scorsese thread?
Qu'ils aillent se faire foutre <-- yeah, what he said. |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 21:51:49
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
8. You're all figments of my imagination!
That's no conspiracy or rumor, Carl. You're in a coma, and we're all you've got.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 21:35:15
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 18:05:31
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
I've unearthed some top secret rumours about FB.Net. Feel free to add your own.
1. Floop has a twin sister named Floopina.
i do have a sister named Tina |
| benji |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 17:23:31
10. We all have lives.
all i can say, thank god for polio! brian |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 16:38:07
9. Carl is actually a search engine.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
