| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:06:10
(Sorry KOK, not having a go at you, just though this'd be fun.)
GEORGE BUSH IS A ROBOT CREATED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS!
The evidence:
1. If you looks closely, you can see little mechanical hinges on his wrists.
2. He is often seen wearing a batch with 'S' on it-the international symbol of Scientology!
3. Close inspection of the rough draft of his inauguration speech reveals the lines: "Everybody should become a Scientologist! *Buzz* Click*!"
4. Video footage on YouTube reveals him being dismantled at a secret base by Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Beck! The footage has since been taken down by the CIA.
5. He once dated Kirsty Alley, who claimed he was "like a machine" in the sack.
6. He proposed building a giant anti-alien lazer-out of his own body parts!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 17:52:59
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the leadership of the reverse vampires, have been forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:21:16
Master Chief unmasked?
(don‘t worry. Not a Halo 3 spoiler)
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:12:51
Here's my invented conspiracy theory for today.
The beheading of Nick Berg was a U.S. government psy-op designed to take the heat off the Abu Ghraib torture scandal.
Details - http://www.prisonplanet.com/archive_berg.html
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Alex Jones Radio - http://www.prisonplanet.com/listen.html
Real News - http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
 BELIEVE! |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:09:26
ha! that's hilarious.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:02:12
Shocking new conspiracy here
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 09:38:57
Invent conspiracy theories? Okay.
The War On Drugs is a Farce. The CIA is shipping crack into the US to fund their covert operations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOVQezWaCY
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CIA Mind Control Operation MK-ULTRA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i46RI2twVao |
| OLDMANOTY |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 02:24:17
Bluefinger is the work of 'nashville period' hating FB tribute band 'Phrank Blakked', for whom FMRM was the last straw. It is actually their imagined follow-up to TOTY. Notice how 'Frank' has lost weight in the last year? He hasn't, that's 'Phrank'. Sorry everyone, it's not The Man. Sadly, I have information that the next true FB project is a collaboration with Boxcar Willie and George Hamilton IV.
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| treetime |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 21:26:28
Logical systems are a tool invented by Corporations to convert raw resources into commodoties. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 17:15:07
quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
Raccoons are not in fact cute and cuddly, but actually assholes. Not really a conspiracy theory, but it seems like there is and agenda to make out some animals to be something they're not. Same with Hippos.
Pandas are just a worthless animal and always have a lot of shit on their ass-fur.
== jeffamerica ==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWADTkQC-Ww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMdUBJ5votc
Into the sea, you and me, all these years and no one heard. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:53:40
Chinese conspiracies are bedeviling. The panda a case in point. The trick is not to look into the eyes of them as you only get drawn in deeper. Cut to the shit on the ass-fur and watch them disappear like smoke. Good call Jefrey.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:36:02
Raccoons are not in fact cute and cuddly, but actually assholes. Not really a conspiracy theory, but it seems like there is and agenda to make out some animals to be something they're not. Same with Hippos.
Pandas are just a worthless animal and always have a lot of shit on their ass-fur.
== jeffamerica == |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 12:53:30
Frank Black is an alien survivor of the UFO crash in Roswell, July 1947. He was in a coma for almost 20 years following the crash, during which numerous operations were undertook to make him look more human-like. When he awoke he instantly had the ability to play guitar and quickly wrote and recorded 30-40 albums worth of music over a mere three months. The US government have restricted the release of his material and have worked hard to make his career appear to have developed naturally.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
- Richard Dawkins |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 12:26:21
KoK, the thread was INVENT your own conspiracy theories, not post a Youtube link to ones previously invented.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| hammerhands |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 12:12:28
Is that the famous 5 mile deep Siberian scientific hole Hell sound? I think that is an uncredited outtake from Revolution 9.
I have numerous conspiracy theories that I personally amuse myself with, very few of which have nothing to do the CFL. |
| floop |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:56:16
KOK works for youtube / google and gets paid on a link-posted basis
"I am a troll.. and a fag." -LBF |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:54:13
Mystery of the Hollow Earth (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1liEpdC9c
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Don't doubt my wisdom.
Network - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
Orwell 1984 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5464625623984168940 |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:52:00
The Real Chupacabras
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vvo2qRaVHU
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Don't doubt my wisdom.
Network - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
Orwell 1984 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5464625623984168940 |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:49:54
REAL sounds from demon spirits and devils in hell burning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hug5vhjRV_E
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Don't doubt my wisdom.
Network - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
Orwell 1984 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5464625623984168940 |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:42:56
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
KoK is actually an agent of the CIA and is doing a great undercover job.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
True, I was recruited right out of the Weeblows after winning a medal for ugliest kite at the yearly kite contest(1976). I initially caught their eye after placing fourth in the pine derby earlier that year then the kite contest confirmed my potential as a top agent/mind controlled assassin for them.
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Don't doubt my wisdom.
Network - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
Orwell 1984 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5464625623984168940 |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:31:30
KoK is actually an agent of the CIA and is doing a great undercover job.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:28:41
I'm going to use this thread as a medium for exposing you folks to some of the really crazy conspriacies theories! Woo Hoo!
Enjoy
Illuminati 2 the Antichist conspiracy (part 1 of 11) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxSAUwoPam0
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Don't doubt my wisdom.
Network - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
Orwell 1984 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5464625623984168940 |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:11:28
cohen is a pirate. think about it, he has a hook for a hand, and eyepatch, and he's always saying "arghh". and once he called me "matey" and told me to swab the poop deck.
Into the sea, you and me, all these years and no one heard. |
| coastline |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:09:42
And now come 500 straight posts by KOK ...
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
