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| coastline |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 11:43:45
I know we have several threads for sexual perversions, but this one freaked me out so bad when I heard about it that I decided it deserves its own.
According my friend who is a medical student, some people, when they get a colostomy, use the hole -- called a stoma -- for sex. Once, when my friend was working at a city hospital, a patient asked her, "When can I start using this?" He meant for sex. And another came in with genital warts on his side, near the hole.
Tell me this isn't one of the more extreme perversions you've heard of. And if any of you other forum members are practitioners of colostomy sex, please pardon me for this thread.
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 23:27:22
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
no, it needs two colostomy holes with you doing the kebab by yourself.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 12:40:42
no, it needs two colostomy holes with you doing the kebab by yourself.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 11:15:20
This topic needs two pages
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 07/26/2007 : 05:37:06
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
This puts me in mind of Crash (1996).
(I actually posted a link, wow!)
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus.
you're right Carl: it would probably fit better in a Cronenberg movie
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/23/2007 : 17:56:33
This is definitely a classic thread.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| mikaelp75 |
Posted - 07/23/2007 : 17:36:05
As perversions go, gerbilophilia is a beaut. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/22/2007 : 10:28:10
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
Is your girlfriend Canadian, too, homers? That might explain her great taste.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
Ooh get away you big flirt.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/21/2007 : 10:15:09
Skullfucking? :D
(Hi Rico, BTW!)
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| Rico Ricardo |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 18:05:21
I prefer gun shot wounds to the head.
Live and let live |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 13:33:43
I didn't get it either
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 13:23:52
Oh, come on! Even I got it.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 11:41:10
is it a response to homers, or a general response to the thread?
it's either a really clever joke, or just shit. i am willing to put the effort in to determining which.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 11:36:25
*throws hands up in disbelief*
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 11:16:49
Is your girlfriend Canadian, too, homers? That might explain her great taste.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 10:40:47
Me neither. Them Canadians have a weird sense of humour.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 10:25:20
I Don't Get It.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 10:23:54
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Talk about a sneaky butcher...heh.
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Fuck off I got work to do.
You guys suck.
That was Gold, GOLD I tell you!
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 06:10:07
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
mumble mumble carlostomy mumble
"Idiot" is just her sig.
Yeah he's lost on me too.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 05:33:58
always wanted to see that film, but never managed to persuade the missus (as in so many other things)
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 05:14:12
This puts me in mind of Crash (1996).
(I actually posted a link, wow!)
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 04:30:52
sit ups are the new kegel exercises
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 04:21:09
do you think it would be better if the ..ahem...receiver had good stomach muscles?
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 04:02:29
Im sure it would be perfectly fit in a David Lynch movie
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 03:42:06
That's illegal! Even in the Netherlands!
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BF: Mag ik Engels spreken? |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 17:57:21
mumble mumble carlostomy mumble
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 17:49:37
I rather not search, coast!
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 17:47:38
No links, Carl? |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 17:37:53
This is the most disturbing thread ever.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 15:58:18
Colostomies are certainly no laughing matter. And I hope I haven't seemed like I'm making light of people who have them. (Just those who misuse them.) Check out this link, in which a guy describes his change in lifestyle as a result of his colostomy (and the illness leading to his having it done).
http://www.lisp.com.au/~merinda/cancer.htm
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| kfs |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 15:42:45
Do any of you know someone with a colostomy? They almost always OOZE watery fecal matter (and it's VERY foul).
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 14:39:14
Talk about a sneaky butcher...heh.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 14:19:39
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
I've heard people say they would 'shag a stab wound' but that's ridiculous.
However, aside from the obvious unfamiliarity of it, is there any reason why you couldn't? *strokes chin*
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
Well I think all of us guys have shagged an 'axe wound'.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 14:08:54
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
I've heard people say they would 'shag a stab wound' but that's ridiculous.
However, aside from the obvious unfamiliarity of it, is there any reason why you couldn't? *strokes chin*
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
My God I would hate to be the person with the stab wound.
"The arc of triumph" |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 12:51:05
Do you think there are side-hole crackwhores?
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/19/2007 : 12:44:28
I've heard people say they would 'shag a stab wound' but that's ridiculous.
However, aside from the obvious unfamiliarity of it, is there any reason why you couldn't? *strokes chin*
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
