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| that means soda |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 14:48:31
I work in a porno shop
and on this grayish sunday afternoon
i've only had two sorry clients
also, just discovered there was an internet conection around
(had brought my laptop to play chess against the old comp)
it's too bad, out of the thousand movies we have, not even
one title has a pixies pun/reference in it.
i guess i'm gonna employ the rest of this lazy hour thinking
of XXX pixies movie titles
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| mrgrieves1971 |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 10:36:18
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
Why would anyone do that to a horse? It has to be a llama.
Yeah !!! Fuck the llamas !!! Kill'em all !! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 10:28:35
We don't want to be beating any dead llamas.
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 10:15:19
Why would anyone do that to a horse? It has to be a llama.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 09:02:47
That doesn't quite look like a horse though,
looks more like a llama...
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 08:57:18
That's a great GIF. |
| mrgrieves1971 |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 11:04:25
quote:
Originally posted by floop
that means soda,
don't listen to kathryn. it's a well-documented fact that Frank is from Long Beach. just do a search for yourself... :)
I'm going to refrain
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 08:43:40
quote:
Originally posted by that means soda
ah, also, not supposed to close the place so I can go watch a hockey game in the bar on the other side of the street...
i guess closing the store and having your weekly street-hockey game on the roof would be out of the question as well, eh?
you're not even supposed to be there today!
im old and boring and hate stuff |
| that means soda |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 19:03:30
quote:
Originally posted by floop
try to find a Long Beach themed bar
jamming good with Weird and Gilly
what are the signs I should be looking for to recognize such a bar? my only west-coast beach memory is of a dead cow on the sand... well maybe it wasn't exactly a cow, because it was 2 a.m. and we couldn't see well, and also we were all blind drunk. might have been a goat.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| floop |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:41:23
try to find a Long Beach themed bar
jamming good with Weird and Gilly |
| that means soda |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:09:03
quote:
Originally posted by floop
that means soda,
don't listen to kathryn. it's a well-documented fact that Frank is from Long Beach. just do a search for yourself... :)
jamming good with Weird and Gilly
but like I just said, I NEED to believe this fact, because im supposed to go to the st-elisabeth bar this thursday for some college class party, and the bar choice was kinda depressing me.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| that means soda |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:06:43
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
that means soda, thank you for this opportunity to remind floop (and tell you) that Frank was born at St. Elizabeth's, a hospital in Brighton, Mass., and not in Long Beach, Calif. Not only has Frank set the record straight himself (he posted about this fact which floop seems to "forget") but Frank also mentions it in that fantastic subtle-but-umistakaable Frank way in the song PanAmerican Highway (opening line: "I finally got my turn down at St. Elizabeth's").
and totally unrelated, but providing a Frank-like thrill nonetheless, St. Elizabeth is also a bar off of St. Catherine E in Montreal.
I got some heaven in my head
oh well thanks for the information... I never liked the st-elisabeth bar that much; but now that I've attached this frank black fact to it, it'll make the evenings there seem almost neat.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| floop |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:05:08
that means soda,
don't listen to kathryn. it's a well-documented fact that Frank is from Long Beach. just do a search for yourself... :)
jamming good with Weird and Gilly |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 17:48:42
that means soda, thank you for this opportunity to remind floop (and tell you) that Frank was born at St. Elizabeth's, a hospital in Brighton, Mass., and not in Long Beach, Calif. Not only has Frank set the record straight himself (he posted about this fact which floop seems to "forget") but Frank also mentions it in that fantastic subtle-but-umistakaable Frank way in the song PanAmerican Highway (opening line: "I finally got my turn down at St. Elizabeth's").
and totally unrelated, but providing a Frank-like thrill nonetheless, St. Elizabeth is also a bar off of St. Catherine E in Montreal.
I got some heaven in my head
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| that means soda |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 17:01:40
yeah well I'm either slow or ignorant or both but I don't get the pan american highway and st-elisabeth connection. I think elisabeth means something lie abundance... maybe it makes you think about the abundance of roads in america... I don't know, im kinda lost.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 16:44:40
floop, must I once again repost Frank saying he was born in Boston?
I got some heaven in my head
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| floop |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 07:02:16
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
one of the bars we hit was Le Sainte-Elisabeth, which always reminds me of Pan American Highway and where Frank was born etc etc.
Le Sainte-Elisabeth reminds you of Long Beach?
jamming good with Weird and Gilly |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 12:49:00
Uh oh, looks like someboday spammed this thread. Prolly saw the XXX and thought 'bingo!' |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 08:31:38
quote:
Originally posted by that means soda
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
that means soda, just out of curiosity, where do you work in mtl?
I got some heaven in my head
well I work in the suburbs, in terrebonne. if you're not familiar with it, its a good 20 min. away from montreal... and that's the main reason im quiting this job next week.
Montreal, October 1st 2002
I wondered because I read your post right after I wandered thru a bunch of stores on my way home from the first terrace pub crawl of the season.
Sorry to derail your thread with talk of finally sunny weather...But this is Frank-related because one of the bars we hit was Le Sainte-Elisabeth, which always reminds me of Pan American Highway and where Frank was born etc etc.
Good luck getting out of the burbs.
I got some heaven in my head
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| that means soda |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 20:38:00
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
that means soda, just out of curiosity, where do you work in mtl?
I got some heaven in my head
well I work in the suburbs, in terrebonne. if you're not familiar with it, its a good 20 min. away from montreal... and that's the main reason im quiting this job next week.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| mercy929 |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 15:51:12
Hello well here is my suggestion if your bored in the porno shop and you have access to a computer instead of looking at naked girls you will probably never meet why dont you go to www.ebonydateonline.com to look at girls you probably cant meet and talk on the phone and maybe do webcam chat while at work he he he sneaky sneaky
www.ebonydateonline.com find true ebony love here |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 15:40:48
Do you ever jerk yourself a soda? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 04:04:25
that means soda, just out of curiosity, where do you work in mtl?
I got some heaven in my head
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| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 02:43:59
The producers of this movie also wish to note that views expressed in the title concering the suitability of a cactus as a love aid are not necessarily their own.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:36:54
Wave of masturbation
Oh My Golly!
There goes my cum
La La Love You Sideways
Palace Of The Rim
The Navajo Know Good Head
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:25:36
he properly tries to keep it quiet..
"I'm such a a news nerd." - Carl |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:21:36
“Not safe for work“? More like: “Not safe for wank”
(Are you aloud wank at work?)
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:17:33
Cock Music - a soundtrack to porn
"I'm such a a news nerd." - Carl |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 03:26:54
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
A couple more
Levitate Me (for the fluffer section)
Come On Pilgrim (for the religious section)
Soaken Face (for the bukkake section)
Something Inside You & Tony's Ream (for the autopilot straight sex section)
Dick Is Red (for the masochist section)
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 02:10:49
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
You seem to have forgotten "Take My Body, Hold My Bone." That one's a classic.
"Wait. Hold on. This is where the Pixies draw the line. We don't do the beach ball thing." - Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 04:48:34
quote:
Originally posted by that means soda
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
It is strange to work in a porn shop and not know who John Holmes is.
Have you never seen boogie nights?
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
well, actually, I think one of the reasons they hired me was because I did not know much about porn... that way they thought they could make sure I wouldnt steal movies and all, because Im not a huge porno fan... you know, rather the regular porno consumer guy!
Montreal, October 1st 2002
But you may steal it to find out more.
Bill, I had a feeling someone would time that.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| that means soda |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 18:45:14
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
It is strange to work in a porn shop and not know who John Holmes is.
Have you never seen boogie nights?
__________
For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
well, actually, I think one of the reasons they hired me was because I did not know much about porn... that way they thought they could make sure I wouldnt steal movies and all, because Im not a huge porno fan... you know, rather the regular porno consumer guy!
as for john holmes, well, I don't know, maybe it's the fact im from Quebec? maybe its my age? The male pornstar thing is quite over nowadays, the only one im asked about is rocco... and that happened twice.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 08:43:26
Has anyone heard any news on a Pixies porno? |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 06:50:01
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
It is strange to work in a porn shop and not know who John Holmes is.
Have you never seen boogie nights?
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 06:24:58
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I'm afraid that this only took you 5 minutes to come up with
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BF: Mag ik Engels spreken? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 04:58:19
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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