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| coastline |
Posted - 01/21/2007 : 23:19:27
Ok, so I'm drunk. Really drunk. Do we have a thread for drunken posting? We should. We really, really should. From now on, if you get drunk, you ought to post your thoughts in this thread. So says I.
Love you,
Cohen
And aren't you havin' fun? |
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| Arm Arm Arm |
Posted - 10/17/2013 : 16:03:21
Did about 9 shots of vodka last Saturday, topped off with about a 1/4 cup more and hung out with some cool canadian women. Good times. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/17/2013 : 13:53:36
i would like to revive this thread
 green star member since 2006. smb? |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 09/29/2009 : 00:32:55
i had an "iceberg" the other night. they put lime slushy on top of the draft beer. it's pretty yummy. i had 3 of them...then 2 rye and cokes....then 2 glasses of water..then a standard....one more shooter...then pumpkin time....didn't feel so good the next morning..
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"...long live snitz!! |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/28/2009 : 19:08:19
I had a Coors Light at the ballpark the other night. I usually don't drink it, but it's good when it's washing down a dog or a brat at the ballpark.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 09/25/2009 : 22:12:58
it happens
stay classy |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 09/25/2009 : 21:08:52
I'm having some Coors Lights.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| TarTar |
Posted - 09/20/2009 : 16:13:44
I drank some Molson Canadians tonight! and now Michelob Light! Worst part is I must be to work in less than 6 hours!
My life is dirt but you seem to make it cleaner... reduce my felony to a misdemeanor |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 09/18/2009 : 22:03:09
hahaha, love it
 "Now you're officially my woman. Kudos. I can't say I don't envy you." |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/18/2009 : 21:46:34
I just drank 11 molson canadians and 2 cherry whisky paralyzers.
I'm some messed right about now, awesome!
And look, not even a spelling mistake, I'm awesome!
__________
Fuck off I got work to do. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 09/17/2009 : 19:23:04
Detox my man, detox. |
| coastline |
Posted - 09/17/2009 : 19:12:45
Remarkable. Nobody on this forum has been drunk since March 29.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| pot |
Posted - 03/28/2009 : 20:41:34
It's 8am morning in my town, I'm pissed and very baked. I would like you all to listen to some beautiful music, or think about something that inspires you when you wake up and read this.
-cult-of-ray-wassabee- |
| ccuadros |
Posted - 03/28/2009 : 18:10:03
all the people are sober? |
| coastline |
Posted - 03/28/2009 : 17:13:20
What ever happened to this forum?
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 22:52:11
i hear drunk is the new bored
Signature checkbox
checked by default? |
| martha_promise |
Posted - 10/17/2007 : 22:43:31
As a long time reader of the drunk thread, and first time poster. I'd just like to say,..
I'm fooking smished.
-Tom
...there is a hole for every soul... |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 18:38:50
Gut nacht, kella. Thanks for stopping by the drunk thread.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| kelladwella |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 18:22:05
All went according to the plan. Only we had three bottles of wine. I'm really drunk right now. Good night to everyone. |
| kelladwella |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 05:26:28
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
One best friend + two bottles of red = drunk
Exactly my program for tonight. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 04:51:03
"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication."
deeze nuts
p=a*exp(-x^2/2)+b*P(Z>x)
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| danjersey |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 20:18:45
i still don't know what drunk is. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 20:13:21
One best friend + two bottles of red = drunk
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| coastline |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 19:57:44
Grabbed me a sixer of Anchor Steam on the way home tonight (threadal influence). I'm just starting No. 2 now. Pretty good stuff.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 22:54:55
Well, there's your answer Kathryn.
Me: I had crackers with peanut butter on them. Triscuits to be exact. And Jif. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 22:48:02
Me!
MEMEMEMEME!
I am an avid gardener and I am totally sloshed right now!
Yay!
It doesn't happen all that often.
Well the smoking of home cultivated goodness yes.
I wish that everyone could coordinate and be swept up in the same moment I am at all times.
Life would be much livelier that way.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 21:32:02
Crap! My wife drank our last Anchorsteam earlier tonight, and all that's left in the fridge is 1 Kennepunkport IPA (not so great). I was just whining about that, and then I come on here and have to see this? |
| coastline |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 21:28:02
4 beers are the reason this thread began
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 21:20:08
3, #4 on the way...
take that coastline! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 21:06:18
Um. I've had too much wine to make sense of that, darwin. Dang.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| darwin |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 21:04:17
The answers to those two questions are no and yes, but I'm not telling you the order. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 20:57:36
Is the avid gardener parent not in the US? Is that parent, whose gender shall remain nameless, a frequent poster in the gardening thread?
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| darwin |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 20:55:47
Note none of those parents are in the US. Irresponsible foreigners. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 20:50:33
Reeeeeeeeeeeally?
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| darwin |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 20:04:52
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone
pussy
Pretty much. I used to be able to handle my liquor, but now I'm a two-glass-a-night loser who goes to bed by 9:30 every night. Another reason to hold off on settling down and starting a family, floop -- this will be you someday, too.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
i don't think starting a family is a good reason to stop being a drunk
Yeah, look at Kathryn and Llama. They haven't let parenthood slow them down. (not to mention one particular parent cultivating their own little crop of crazy tobacco) |
| floop |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 19:57:14
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
I can't possibly drink a whole bottle of wine alone
pussy
Pretty much. I used to be able to handle my liquor, but now I'm a two-glass-a-night loser who goes to bed by 9:30 every night. Another reason to hold off on settling down and starting a family, floop -- this will be you someday, too.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
i don't think starting a family is a good reason to stop being a drunk |
