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| misterwoe |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 12:13:03
Okay. I'm getting my first full-body massage on Friday. Any "tips?"
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 12/20/2006 : 16:55:35
We could write a song about it and then ask to perform it on Prairie Home Companion.
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| Carl |
Posted - 12/20/2006 : 13:03:16
How about giving Robinson Crusoe a massage too?
 Merry Christmas! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/20/2006 : 08:57:12
Write a song about it then.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 12/20/2006 : 07:05:22
My bandmate works for Prairie Home Companion. His office is a small 10x10ft. room. Once a week a masseuse comes in and everyone gets free massages. He came home from work the other day and said "Garrison Kiellor got a massage in my office today. ...It was... weird." Now every time I hear somebody talking about getting a professional massage I imagine my bandmate sitting at his computer with Garrison Kiellor getting a rubdown over his shoulder.
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www.myspace.com/prozacrat |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/20/2006 : 04:22:50
quote:
Originally posted by floop
the high ups got us massages at work today as a treat. i feel like a new man
at least that's what your mom said
I am sure you do, but one massage a day is enough.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| floop |
Posted - 12/19/2006 : 12:22:52
the high ups got us massages at work today as a treat. i feel like a new man
at least that's what your mom said |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/19/2006 : 09:18:03
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Just keep thinking of George Bush. You don't want to wake the little fella up.
Actually perhaps thinking of Bush isn't such a good diea.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
It could be Raymond giving the massage...
__________
Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up.
Dean I am so disappointed. For shame, for shame.
Maybe I should've just said, I think it moved.
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Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up. |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 12/18/2006 : 14:06:27
Maybe he's in the lockup.
 *Release the bats! |
| Carl |
Posted - 12/18/2006 : 13:58:04
Whatever happened with 'Whatever happened with this?'?
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| coastline |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 20:28:53
Whatever happened with this?
 I could not find my honeycomb. |
| Carl |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 09:29:19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massage
Massage is the practice of applying ah, fuck that....
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/17/2006 : 05:35:41
Can you not find any large articles to post on this subject Carl?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 12/15/2006 : 11:38:27
quote:
Originally posted by misterwoe
If anything comical or sexual happens, I'll be sure to keep the forum "posted."
If not, I'll just come up with some bad jokes to fill in.
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| coastline |
Posted - 12/15/2006 : 11:06:15
With FB not on tour, and the FB live section of the forum essentially inactive lately, this thread is the only thing I've had to look forward to all week. I keep wondering if OldManInACoffeeCan will show up at misterwoe's rub-down and take pictures of himself there with Rich Gilbert and various Nashville dudes.
I spend too much time on this forum.
I could not find my honeycomb. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/15/2006 : 09:11:21
Awesome. Don't forget to take pictures.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| misterwoe |
Posted - 12/15/2006 : 09:10:26
I hope she uses massage oil. And I haven't been with a woman for so long (hint hint, ladies) that my soldier is all but garaunteed to stand at attention at some point.
If anything comical or sexual happens, I'll be sure to keep the forum "posted."
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 12/15/2006 : 06:43:28
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Just keep thinking of George Bush. You don't want to wake the little fella up.
Actually perhaps thinking of Bush isn't such a good diea.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
It could be Raymond giving the massage...
__________
Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up. |
| misterwoe |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 18:13:24
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by misterwoe
Okay. I'm getting my first full-body massage on Friday. Any "tips?"
No, the masseurs keep their breasts covered. Oh, Homers, can you hear me now!
That's pretty good. Pretty hard to top, you nippley bastard. You're bringing the camera right?
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
| Carl |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 14:44:11
quote:
Originally posted by misterwoe
Okay. I'm getting my first full-body massage on Friday. Any "tips?"
No, the masseurs keep their breasts covered. Oh, Homers, can you hear me now! |
| misterwoe |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 14:00:01
My average down time is about thiry minutes.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 10:56:47
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Just keep thinking of George Bush. You don't want to wake the little fella up.
Actually perhaps thinking of Bush isn't such a good diea.
Or, wank before going there.
Denis
"Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Not like you."
Some of us can still get a hard on after cumming.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| vilainde |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 09:40:41
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Just keep thinking of George Bush. You don't want to wake the little fella up.
Actually perhaps thinking of Bush isn't such a good diea.
Or, wank before going there.
Denis
"Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Not like you." |
| misterwoe |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 09:36:46
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Just keep thinking of George Bush. You don't want to wake the little fella up.
Actually perhaps thinking of Bush isn't such a good diea.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I think it'd be funny if I grew a big rubbery one right before the massuse asked me to turn over, and then I'd turn over and have this towel tent. I'm not shy, so I don't I'd be embarassed. I guess most massuses just work around it, ignore it, wait for it go away.
But I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time because I've been so busy with my writing. The freakier things get the better.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/14/2006 : 09:09:11
Just keep thinking of George Bush. You don't want to wake the little fella up.
Actually perhaps thinking of Bush isn't such a good diea.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 21:05:30
Never be afraid of a happy ending.
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| misterwoe |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 19:42:02
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
there is nothing sexual or hanky panky or funny about a theraputic massage. Massages rock. Enjoy.
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
The more sensual the better! (It's a female messuse)
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
| Newo |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 16:01:29
I have a friend who couple summers ago was the only white male masseuse on the Barcelona beaches, it´s Chinese girl mafia thing. they were about to frown him off the beach when he walked up to them with squinted eyes and shouted Masakky barato like you hear them yell, they all liked him after that.
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Gravy boat! Stay in the now! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 15:45:54
I forgot the most important tip: NO NEW AGE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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| Newo |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 15:42:16
I started a new job as a sea turtle masseuse today. I could probably give you a good price if you got flippers and a beak can crush mussels like popcorn, Misterwoe.
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Gravy boat! Stay in the now! |
| floop |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 15:11:18
be sure and negotiate price beforehand. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 14:38:54
Massages are awesome. K has some really good advice. Be ready to be completely naked. Don't worry they move the sheet around so they won't see anything. They might ask you what kind of essential oil you like as far a scents go. They might also ask you what style of massage to give you. I always just say do what you think is best and that always works.
Have fun Misterwoe! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/13/2006 : 14:28:16
Relax. Breathe. Don't talk much. Tell the person if they are kneading you too hard or if anything hurts. Also tell them about your body -- past injuries, tender spots, etc. And tell your friends to stop snickering when you announce you're getting a massage -- there is nothing sexual or hanky panky or funny about a theraputic massage. Massages rock. Enjoy.
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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