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| frank_black_francis |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 13:53:14
Does anyone know some good ideas for pranking an a--hole neighbor's swimming pool? What works? |
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 08:38:13
quote:
Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
...and when he gets out, he'll be all folded up, and make accordian noises when he walks.
You're catching on!!
Any SWIMMING POOL 'WANK' IDEAS? Although maybe that's a little bit too scummy....
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 10:20:33
Invite your neighbour for a long drive in your car. While you're out for the drive, crash the car, damaging it heavily on the passengers side. Get out of the car and leave him for dead. This gives you time for the rest of your plan. Run back to his house (Yes, run. Doesn't matter how far away you are, just run) and drain the pool. While the pool is draining, go get loads of butch lesbians named "Stell" or "Chris" (Preferably Stell) Fill the pool with butch lesbians (Standing not sitting or lying down).
Wait.
The result may vary.
-If your killed your neighbour in the car, he's...well dead. And all that work was for nothing.
-If he survived and made his way back to his house (make sure you're hiding, he'll probably be looking for you) he'll freak out at the sight of so many lesbians and he'll be like "double-u tee eff?"
-If he had to go to hospital after the crash and arrives home several weeks later, he'll be greeted to a pool full of angry/dead butch lesbians named "Stell"
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:24:40
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Break into your neighbour's house and wait for him with an axe. When he gets home, kill him with the axe, then chop him off in little pieces, crush his teeth with a hammer to avoid any dental recognition, drop acid on his face, and stuff everything in his freezer.
Wait, I think I forgot about the pool.
..then piss in his pool. There ya go!
"The arc of triumph" |
| El Loco |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 08:35:54
paint a picture of slim shady on the bottom of it. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 05:44:35
That's the best yet!
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| vilainde |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 00:11:00
Break into your neighbour's house and wait for him with an axe. When he gets home, kill him with the axe, then chop him off in little pieces, crush his teeth with a hammer to avoid any dental recognition, drop acid on his face, and stuff everything in his freezer.
Wait, I think I forgot about the pool.
Denis
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| floop |
Posted - 07/23/2006 : 23:43:42
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
Shit in it.
"The arc of triumph"
nice one
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/23/2006 : 11:35:05
...and when he gets out, he'll be all folded up, and make accordian noises when he walks.
Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor. |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/22/2006 : 17:57:00
Empty the pool on a really hot day when your neighbour is out, then when he comes home and goes running out and bounces off the diving board yelling "Pool, here I come baby!" prepare yourself for a sickening crunch and look over the fence to find him sitting sticking out of a hole with cracks around it at the bottom of the pool, drumming his fingers with one hand and his chin in the other. Or maybe that only happens in cartoons....
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| IceCream |
Posted - 07/22/2006 : 01:24:19
Red food coloring and a box of tampons was my favorite one so far. I also liked TRANSMARINE's suggestion of draining it and turning it upside down.
The waterproof glue was horrifying. I'm gonna have some creepy nightmares tonight. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 22:55:37
fine, like a toilet bowl cover the pool with clear plastic, when that fool jumps in it will be more bad news.
"man dies in pool prank, neighbour arrested and charged with murder."
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| ScottP |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 22:06:32
Cut your own head off and throw it in the pool. Then, hide in the bushes and watch him freak out when he comes home and sees it. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 20:30:44
Just kill your neighbour by drowning him in the pool. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that you did it. Murder isn't bad. It just needs to be seen in a positive light. Like putting horses a pain down, or something.
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| Perk |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 20:23:28
25 pounds of uncooked rice.
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 07:13:36
Smear the bottom of the pool with waterproof glue and tell your neighbour there's pearls down there.
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| vilainde |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 01:55:27
piss in it. He won't notice, makes it all better for you.
Denis
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| remig |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 00:50:00
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 00:08:50
jello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p61mD558egA |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 20:14:23
see those bears waiting under water ready to pounce, the'll kill a man. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 09:37:15
Fill it with bears. When your neighbor goes to swim in it, they'll eat him.
Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 07:42:29
nestea?
tang?
laundry detergent is always fun.
but I like BF's idea of red koolaid or tre's roadkill the best... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 05:43:31
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
Shit in it.
"The arc of triumph"
Or go for the Babe Ruth like Darwin suggested.
Might get you into less trouble, plus it's a handy snack for the poolman.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| danjersey |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 22:42:47
do nothing. i know it sounds boring but you can't lose, just let your neighbor be an asshole and get on with it. |
| frank_black_francis |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 22:19:02
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
Maybe a pound of cherry Koolaid mix.
would that work or would the chlorine get rid of it? I was hoping to make the pool turn a strange color... |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 20:29:16
Maybe a pound of cherry Koolaid mix. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 17:17:52
No, you're hearing things...
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 16:41:08
Did somebody say 'vipers'?
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| El Loco |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 16:28:32
Throw a case of nails in it or if you really hate them then throw in a plugged air conditioner while they're all swimming. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 16:03:54
Red food coloring and a few boxes of tampons.
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:54:15
Get a hooker to bathe in it. The skankiest you can find.
And have her/him (it can be a skanky gigalo if you want) do it while your neighbour is there. In the morning maybe. If your neighbour has children, make sure you get them traumatised too.
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:45:57
Shit in it.
"The arc of triumph" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:41:00
Cement half a car in the bottom or get an array of tiles and make a perfect mosaic of a pornographic scene in the bottom of it.
Or, fill it with roadkill. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:38:51
Drain it, then try to turn it upside down. You might have to wait until they go out of town, because this may take a while.
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
-bRIAN |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:32:59
Fill it with roadkill. |
| Doog |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:42:57
Pirahnas?
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