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| a guy in a rover |
Posted - 06/21/2006 : 11:04:46
Having spent the day doing absolutely nothing has got me thinking, sometimes, no matter how much money you spend or how far you travel, you just cant beat those little things that really brighten up your day. I have decided that the simple pleasures in life are the best, those that take little time or money but really put a smile on your face.
For example:
A nice cold beer
A smoke
Fish and Chips
A frank album
Sunshine
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 16:19:32
Oh. Well then, "HIIIIIIIII!!!!". (Loud and cheesey "Hi")
You can meet me in the morning, I'll drink you in like wine, I ain't never gonna' see you anymore... |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 13:58:47
I was trying to convey a ridiculously loud and cheesey "Hello".
Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 10:27:52
Then what does "Hey-llo!!!" mean?
You can meet me in the morning, I'll drink you in like wine, I ain't never gonna' see you anymore... |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 10:19:45
None taken
Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 10:16:54
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Hey-llo!!!
Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
No offense.
You can meet me in the morning, I'll drink you in like wine, I ain't never gonna' see you anymore... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 05:07:39
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by fbc
finding a turd on the back garden step
This on it's own must've been pleasurable.
"The arc of triumph"
Are you guys German?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 18:42:19
Hey-llo!!!
Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 18:08:05
Someone actually posting in a thread I started. Besides Sean.
You can meet me in the morning, I'll drink you in like wine, I ain't never gonna' see you anymore... |
| coastline |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 16:35:22
1. Hanging out with my wife and kids.
2. My wife hanging out of a pink sweater when the kids aren't around.
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Look, a pony! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 16:21:32
quote:
Originally posted by pearl
hm...simple pleasures...
coffee
smokes
a good book
a fb album...
no sig...:-(
I'll ditto that!
"You're not too big to go over my knee young man" |
| pearl |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 12:43:47
hm...simple pleasures...
coffee
smokes
a good book
a fb album...
no sig...:-( |
| fbc |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:52:11
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by fbc
finding a turd on the back garden step
This on it's own must've been pleasurable.
I was like, "what in Frank's name is that?!" It's a turd. On my step. I only knew it was my daughter's when I picked her up and noticed she had no nappy on. Oh, and my arm smelled of poo. Another giveaway.
enjoy, Scott. |
| ScottP |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:47:54
Finding two 10mg percocets in my desk drawer. |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:23:20
quote:
Originally posted by fbc
finding a turd on the back garden step
This on it's own must've been pleasurable.
"The arc of triumph" |
| fbc |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 08:57:38
it made me laugh, so, yeah. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 05:36:17
That's a pleasure?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| fbc |
Posted - 07/23/2006 : 14:01:37
finding a turd on the back garden step, cleaning it up, cursing next door neighbours dog before realising it belongs to my little one. funny shit! |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/11/2006 : 08:33:13
Microwavable cheeseburgers.
"The arc of triumph" |
| fbc |
Posted - 07/05/2006 : 01:23:58
(* too much information in this one)
having a cigarette outside in the rain as the storm approaches in just my shorts (* told you) because it was so bloody hot during the day |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 08:38:21
When I'm on the bog I take my mobile phone so that I can listen to Frank Black.
"The arc of triumph" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 06:24:10
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i'm not talking about reading ULYSSES, but it's good to have some reading material to keep the mind occupied. better than staring at the wall, don't you think?
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur
Depends on what you have on the wall.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 02:30:27
What about smoking on the throne? personally I don't smoke, but I know lots of people seem to enjoy it. Or is it just a way to soften the stink?
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| floop |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 17:25:54
i'm not talking about reading ULYSSES, but it's good to have some reading material to keep the mind occupied. better than staring at the wall, don't you think?
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
| mcil |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 07:01:07
Reading Xfm's A-X of Alternative Music whilst dumping is one of my favourite activities
"Your Bone's Got a Little Machine..." |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 06:07:29
depends on the time you spend on the throne...
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 06:00:55
I could understand someone reading if they were constipated. But other than that, i don't get it either.
Seán Recommends: Fleeing the scene of the crime.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 05:50:51
I never read whilst taking a dump. I've never understood that one.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| floop |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 10:13:32
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
reading material is also essential
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 09:49:59
..And, specifically, a Penalty shoot-out with a nice cold beer?! ;)
....extra time first, but you've inspired me to crack open one of my brother's bottles of Warsteiner from the fridge!!
Join the Cult Of Pob! |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 08:16:03
Watching football with a nice cold beer.
"The arc of triumph" |
| fbc |
Posted - 06/30/2006 : 04:52:39
peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 04:29:05
quote:
Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
Also well put.
 "Join the Cult Of Frank / Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
Indeed. Especially unsatisfying at festivals.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| edbanky |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 21:45:43
I love that this thread has been overrun by the apparent pleasure to out-ecstaticize all others: ye olde defecation.
Time for a Valsalva maneuver.
edbanky: what are french rolls?
edbanky's stepmom: just a package of rolls that are french |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 15:56:19
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
Also well put.
"Join the Cult Of Frank / Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!" |
| edbanky |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 15:18:11
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
. . . guitar in hand (pre-wipe, of course).
edbanky: what are french rolls?
edbanky's stepmom: just a package of rolls that are french |
