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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:28:19
I vote for 'smelly pirate hooker'.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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| edbanky |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 08:30:48
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
I'm sure I have posted this before but my brothers best insult ever was when someone called him fat, he said "Yeah? that's because every time I screwed your mum she gave me a biscuit"
I laughed, I wept, I shook my head.
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S'good.
I Oslo like
FUM DUCK (or Fumb Duck)
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"Clinton is a shithead." Ray Bradbury |
| vilainde |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:56:43
Referee!
Denis
Your team sucks |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:48:03
Ronaldo.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| vilainde |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:34:07
French forward.
Denis
Your team sucks |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:32:42
Wally.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Suicide_Samurai |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 00:10:18
A special mention must be given to John Cleese's ad-libbed line from The Holy Grail:
"You cheesy lot of second hand, electric donkey bottom biters!"
(Although coming from a French character, I can't help but find it a touch hypocritical..)
Or how about a classic Scarface quote from Pacino:
"You stupid fucking cunt you idiot!"
Well it gets it's point across..
And hey, what's wrong with a straight up "cuntnugget?" |
| fbc |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 07:14:36
In my experience, a quick "prick" under the breath provokes an aggressive "What did you just call me?"
"You heard!" [/checkmate]
wave or we shoot |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:48:15
I'm sure I have posted this before but my brothers best insult ever was when someone called him fat, he said "Yeah? that's because every time I screwed your mum she gave me a biscuit"
I laughed, I wept, I shook my head.
forum ebook: end of miles |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:48:12
Yes indeed - that is a good one.
-Brian
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| vilainde |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:42:34
Or better yet: "Fuck you, you fuck"
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:36:38
I also really enjoy the simplicity of calling someone a fuck. Not a fucker, or a fucking _____ but just "Shut up, you fuck."
-Brian
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 05:58:26
Spaz.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 09:41:41
What about "poopyhead"? Or, perhaps, "doodyhead"?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| marcus4realius |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 05:56:24
Reading around, I'd say a good insult would be "You're funny as a floop." |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 04:21:08
Fecker
Feckface
Sham
Scobe
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| lonely persuader |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 03:29:22
cock washer
or
Gobsheen |
| fbc |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 02:23:39
you throw like a girl |
| the acorahs |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 15:28:26
this is pretty low, but claiming to have munged someone's mum is more than a little offensive
the fighters, the lukewarm, the traitors... |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 05:27:40
Douche
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| benji |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 01:54:44
i've always found "cock knocker" very amusing.
"fucking cock knocker" just seems to rool off the tongue very nicely.......
all i can say, thank god for polio! brian |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 01:39:45
You people have very base minds.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 01:01:19
Personal favourites of mine so far :Fuckface, fucktard, and knob jockey - (which im sure you stole of me Mike!)
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 14:17:47
"Fuckface" always seems to shut people up for a few seconds. I prefer that one or "Cocksucker", and it's close relative "Cocksmoker".
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Wait a minute, strike that. Reverse it. |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 14:16:29
"Shitkicker."
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| vilainde |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 13:36:14
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
p.s. Thanks Denis for reminding me that I was more mature twenty years ago than I am now.
No, really... "you parasite". Gets me every time.
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 12:36:34
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
microcephalomorph
"Projectile management is the essence of the quality of life" - Ted Nugent
they are.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
| Erebus |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 12:15:50
microcephalomorph
p.s. Thanks Denis for reminding me that I was more mature twenty years ago than I am now.
"Projectile management is the essence of the quality of life" - Ted Nugent |
| El Loco |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:32:49
You swimmer you |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:09:53
Mister Inferior Testicular Fortitude
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn |
| mcil |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:06:40
dustman features
"Your Bone's Got a Little Machine..." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:01:13
Cunty bollocks
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| a guy in a rover |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:53:56
Piss Artist.
Fudge Nudger.
Shit Stabber.
Shithook.
Turd Burglar.
AIDs boy.
Scrote.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:34:48
Sorry, missed that one you knob jockey ; )
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:31:02
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Arse bandit
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Arse bandit has been done (Obvious stab at a pun i know, i know. At least i didn't write "I did Arse Bandit first!")
http://myspace.com/seanwrenn |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:27:39
Cum Guzzling Jizz mop
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
