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| jimmy |
Posted - 05/20/2006 : 18:20:02
Imagine you could have sex with any celebrity you wanted, but only if you have sex with a celebrity who is the same sex as you. ( If you're gay, just do the opposite. )
For the girl, I'd have Claire Danes, and the guy would be Johnny Knoxville.
"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14 |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/29/2006 : 18:26:41
The first one, basically. I thought it was clever, but it's possible that it was unintentional cleverness.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/28/2006 : 15:33:10
why do you hope?
is it because an intentional portmanteau would indicate intelligence, and you hope he is intelligent,
or is it because a typo would indicate stupidity and/or laziness, and you hope he's not stupid or lazy,
or, was what you said actually a bit of a rubbish thing to say
explain
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/28/2006 : 13:30:27
quote:
No. She looks like a whorse.
I'm hoping this was an intentional portmanteau, and not a typo.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 05:45:39
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
One good picture does not a peautiful woman make.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
You think your standard might be a tad too high?
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Working on the T.V. show Emergency! was particularly nice because I was working with a real pro “Randy Mantooth” - Dick Van Patten
Not in fantasy terms.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 16:39:55
No. She looks like a whorse.
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| darwin |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 16:22:11
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
One good picture does not a peautiful woman make.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
You think your standard might be a tad too high?
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Working on the T.V. show Emergency! was particularly nice because I was working with a real pro “Randy Mantooth” - Dick Van Patten |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 16:14:40
quote:
Originally posted by KingOfSiam
(No bloodstains on any chairs, though - nice & easy
Er....
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| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 11:11:41
Laetitia Casta - no ifs, ands or buts! Well maybe a little butt (No bloodstains on any chairs, though - nice & easy |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:15:28
One good picture does not a peautiful woman make.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:06:19
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:01:34
Eeeeeuuurgh! Jen?!?!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 10:01:02
I'll give Jen and Vince a shot, then.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 04:26:54
Yeah that definitely makes it easier to arrange.
I think I may go for the same two as Daisy actually.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 20:57:55
I wonder who your favorite celebrity couple are, Daisy!
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 20:35:52
i would have a three some with my husband and angelina jolie. i wouldn't want to do more than kiss her but I know my husband would really like it. if i had to pick a guy, it would be brad pitt. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 20:00:19
i'll have sex with your mum
she'd be famous for having sex with me
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 19:55:46
Look, she just has to keep her socks on, alright?
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| marcus4realius |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 06:48:34
No, I'll use both sides. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 06:41:38
quote:
Originally posted by marcus4realius
More imagination for me then.
You imagine turning her down.....and I'll imagine turning her over.
So you don't have to look at her face?
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| marcus4realius |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 05:40:30
More imagination for me then.
You imagine turning her down.....and I'll imagine turning her over. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 04:35:11
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Shhh, Homers.
I'm not seeing it.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:30:13
Ha, I had "... plus there's her feet" in my post and removed it in case I was mistaken to have a foot fetish. She does have terrible, terrible feet.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:20:55
Shhh, Homers.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:15:50
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
There's nothing wrong with her feet. I'd give her a foot massage!
Her toes are all crooked. She has man's feet.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 13:45:51
all at the same time may i add.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
| a guy in a rover |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 13:44:25
HAHAHA.
She could give me one too.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 13:43:25
and she could give me a foot wank.
lolz.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 13:24:58
There's nothing wrong with her feet. I'd give her a foot massage!
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| a guy in a rover |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 11:57:33
Yeah, her feet are like size 11 or 12. Yikes.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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| Erebus |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 11:54:14
She does have an odd, idiosyncratic look to her. Sexy as hell to me, especially in Pulp Fiction, but then I really haven't seen that many of her movies.
Funny comments about hammerheads and her feet. Didn't realize she's six feet tall.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 11:03:05
She has terrible feet, I can tell you that much.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| a guy in a rover |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:57:43
She looks like a hammerhead shark. I still would though.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:44:50
I'd love to get Uma on her own, in a dark sweaty corner, so we could hold hands.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:42:22
I never got the appeal of Uma. In fact, she is repulsive enough to me that I'd probably turn her down...
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:37:31
I've made my mind up now, definitely Uma Thurman. I could think of loads of men before but now I have to choose I really can't bring myself to say I'd want to have sex with any of them. So, I'll just cheat and have Uma twice :)
"The arc of triumph" |
