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| Llamadance |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 13:30:36
Mine is burning garden rubbish. I spent a couple of hours this afternoon burning hedge remains and thus satisfying my pyromaniac urges. Great fun, though I stink of smoke, have singed hair on my left arm and set my right glove alight. There's definitely something magical about fire.
There were some stones at the bottom of the fire and they kept exploding as well.
So what's your favourite household task? Or we could just talk about fires and our innate pyromania.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/04/2006 : 05:28:07
Or my sour cream.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 11:56:52
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is masturbation a household task?
I don't remember posting this? I don't even remember this topic.
I would say cooking.
Whilst masturbating.
*devastated*
remind me never to eat your mayonnaise
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 11:06:19
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is masturbation a household task?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I don't remember posting this? I don't even remember this topic.
I would say cooking.
Whilst masturbating.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 09:37:17
I like polishing my knob. By which I mean I like rubbing my 'door-opener' to a shine!
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 08:59:23
yeah, yeah guys, but what about fire??!!
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| remig |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 08:49:37
I don't consider cooking a household task.
washing the toilets. with no glove and my toothbrush. I like it shiny. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 07:15:01
Cooking and cleaning windows
-Brian
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| vilainde |
Posted - 05/03/2006 : 06:45:02
If I had a garden my fave household task would surely be a outdoor thing. But in my apartment, I'd say ironing, cause it's the one task that allows me to watch Stade 2 (sports program) at the same time. Or if I have a new CD, I put it on and can concentrate on it while ironing. (I hate cooking for the same reason (among others): I can't hear the music from the kitchen)
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 22:48:49
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
sorry llama but i really hate people who burn stuff in their garden, especially when the weather's good and you want to be outside without choking on some nobber's smoke. sorry... can't you just take it to a dump, or shred it all and puts it in a compost.
I'm not offended, practically everyone burns their garden rubbish here. The nearest dump is a 30 mile round trip, and I'd have had to make at least 2 journeys to get rid of all the rubbish. I could have fly-tipped it, but them walls have eyes. Neighbour was away too.
Many houses round here have solid fuel fires, so not dissimilar. Have I mentioned how much ifun it was yet:)
Cutting the grass is pretty good too, that's todays job.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| danjersey |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 20:51:34
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Is masturbation a household task?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
i think the law states 'only if with said vacum'. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 20:13:36
Is masturbation a household task?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 19:36:55
I'm sure this violates public health laws.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:46:39
sorry llama but i really hate people who burn stuff in their garden, especially when the weather's good and you want to be outside without choking on some nobber's smoke. sorry... can't you just take it to a dump, or shred it all and puts it in a compost. |
| misleadtheworld |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:18:54
I mowed the lawn today. That's probably my favourite. I love the smell and the feel of the grass afterwards.
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| Carl |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 18:07:21
I can't think of anything mildly amusing to say.
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| darwin |
Posted - 04/29/2006 : 14:09:44
Polluter!!!
My favorites are cooking if it's something I really like to eat. I do most of the cooking in my house. And I don't mind doing dishes if it means I can listen to the radio and not be on kid duty.
I also gardening, but doesn't seem like a task. |
