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| jimmy |
Posted - 03/12/2006 : 18:12:19
Did you hear about it, or find out on your own. It seems like over the past five years it's mentioned or happens in all kinds of movies.
I didn't know anything about it till I was 11. Up until that time I had only casually rubbed it in bed, and I had been getting hard for years, but it wasn't until one day that it all came together.
I came across one of my parent's books called "Thy Neighbor's Wife" by Gay Talese, which was a non-fiction book about sex in the second half of the 20th century. The author had interviewed Hugh Hefner, and there was a section describing Hef as a teenager jerking off and cumming (which I had never heard of, either) in front of the bathroom mirror with pictures of naked women.
I tried that afternoon, but I was doing it wrong and nothing happened. I tried again when I went to bed but I had to be quiet because I shared a room with my younger brother. I rubbed and rubbed until finally, instead of rubbing with my open hand, I wrapped my around my penis and rubbed up and down, and everything fell into place.
I decided to take the show on the road and move to a more private place, so I got up and went into the bathroom and got back to work. It felt great and then to my surprise, I came, just like Hef, which I didn't expect because in the book, he was 16 or 17.
Also, the timing was good, because I made my discover on the Saturday at the beginning of the weeklong February vacation from school, so it gave me a lot of time to do it.
"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14 |
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| jimmy |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 02:45:39
I think I've started some ok threads here. There have been a few that were really stupid, but eventually they dropped off Active Topics and went away.
So this morning I'm horrified to find this old thread back in active topics ( thanks coastline ).
Now I'm hoping that either: no one else posts and this topic goes away, or, this thread is labeled as "Sticky" because that would be really funny, I think. |
| Carl |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 12:08:33
I'd heard the word, and didn't know what it meant. Then one morning when I was about 13 I woke up and it just happened naturally, just "Wow, what the fuck?!" :D
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 12:07:30
I didn't cum the first few months i started wanking. But eventually i did. I used to wank until i could feel the pleasure, then stop, thinking that was how it was done. But one day, when i was 11, and it was late in march, i kept going, and i came. I didn't know what the fuck happened. I remember looking down and seeing this tiny amount of white stuff on my cock.
I panicked slightly, i thought i had broke something.
My instincts told me to clean it off with a tissue and it would be fine.
Over the years i've had some fantastic wanks (Have you ever came so hard that you get all light-headed and dizzy, to the point where you think you're going to collapse on the bathroom floor? Yeah, those ones)
I can relate to the idea of it being a chore. It definitely feels like it sometimes. Those are bad wanks. Wasted wanks, if you will. But i try not to do it just for the sake of it. If i don't feel like a tug today, i'll have one tomorrow, and it'll be better.
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| Suicide_Samurai |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 10:21:05
Come on people, enough filler, more stories.
Here's mine...
There are many ways you can do it wrong, and when you're at the magical age of discovery, you always use at least one wrong method. I had seen people gesturing masturbation, and one that stuck in my mind is when a kid grabbed a stick one day and started using the wanking motion on it. I became familiar with this motion, but how to utilize it? There some confusion initially. I would grap my flaccid penis and test the back-and-forth motion that I had memorised, and when I achieved an erection, I believed the task was over with. There wasn't much special about that, I thought, but all the other kids were doing it so why the hell not. Anyway, one day at school, year 7, aged 11, I was having a conversation with a friend. I can't remember what was said, but I must have made a comment about the method I had been using, to which my friend said, "Nah, you just get a stiffy and do this." Cue the proverbial wanking gesture. So that's it I thought. I couldn't wait to get home and try it. That night, as I lay in bed, I discovered the meaning of life. Nothing could prepare me for the pleasure.
Of course, now it's just part of the daily regime. A chore, if you will. But it's still got to be done. |
| mantaraysallright |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 02:53:42
 ...clearly its about killing kittens |
| MarshalltheMarsist |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 23:42:08
WTF is with this thread? |
| Brackish |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 21:24:52
In grade school, me and my friends would make fun of the unpopular kids, and make fun of each other too of course. One great way to make fun was to make the grip hand shape and shake the wrist, immitating mastrubation. The weird thing is, I actually didn't know what I was referring to. I just thought that hand motion was a way of saying "you're a dork/nerd/whatever." Then, after I did it for the first time (it seemed to come naturally to me) I suddenly jumped up with the realization that that's what we'd been referring to all this time. I was like "Oh Shit!!! I just did the thing I've been making fun of!" |
| coastline |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 19:54:27
This is THE most promising thread that never went anywhere. And I'm not about to help it.
 I could not find my honeycomb. |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 00:51:18
ah right, thanks geertos.
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| geertos |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 00:26:21
quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is
who was singing "masturbation saved my life"?
pas de bras pas de chocolat
Therapy?, song Femtex, album Troublegum
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| therewererumours |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 16:57:05
Black is the worst.
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| Doog |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 16:30:38
Hahaha.. first white..then red..then black.
www.myspace.com/doog = music
www.myspace.com/doogdoogdoog = emo |
| therewererumours |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 14:59:52
I got 'The Gush'. I was in hospital for three months.
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 14:03:18
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
I love them whores they never judge you
What can you say when your a whore?
They cast that pearl and it don't upset 'em
They take their chances if they get 'em
Hear me go off!
Give me some more!
Mother fucker!
Need a little more
Goddamn you!
Give me some more!
Mother fucker!
Give me some more!
nice.
me miss Jane's . |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 11:05:38
You mean I don't just have to pee out of it?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 06:27:14
who was singing "masturbation saved my life"?
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| Domestiques |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 06:24:10
Jimmy, if you are divulging personal info, how about you cashpoint pin number, tales of wanking are all well and good but essentially not needed.
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All I know there was humous. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 03:20:59
this forum made me hate the french
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 02:48:40
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 02:24:55
Ça y est, les Français vont encore passer pour des branleurs.
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 01:39:37
Your mom showed me.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| remig |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 01:25:08
The priest taught me. |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 00:39:39
I love them whores they never judge you
What can you say when your a whore?
They cast that pearl and it don't upset 'em
They take their chances if they get 'em
Hear me go off!
Give me some more!
Mother fucker!
Need a little more
Goddamn you!
Give me some more!
Mother fucker!
Give me some more!
quote:
... "Dear Sir Charles Chuck Chuckie King of Rock Ruler of the Guitarmen holiest of holy pied pipers, poppabear daddyo blackus frankus blackus top banana king chicken guy I love in a manly country kinda way y'all" OldManInaCoffeeCan
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