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| jimmy |
Posted - 02/16/2006 : 19:50:22
That's right, jimmy is back to save the day! If you have a problem, ask jimmy!
jimmy has all the answers...any problem you've got, jimmy can solve it. jimmy's got a lot of experience plus the 1997 Time/Warner World Almanac. Who won the Best Picture Oscar in 1966? jimmy knows! Madonna's full name and bithday? Ask jimmy!! How many Ethiopians can you fit in a Ford Escort? All of them.
From now on, the new name of the "Ask Jimmy" thread is "Ask Dr. Jimmy". I think it sounds better. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| floop |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 19:50:53
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
Look at a picture of me and rub the front of your pants
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can i use the one of you as a telletubby? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 19:01:20
Um, will light-pink flannel pj's with smiling monkeys dancing in hoola hoops do?
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 18:56:57
well kathryn, actually it was mostly for floop. but of course you can feel free to rub the front of your dress.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 17:52:10
Thanks for clarifying. I thought that advice was just for me. I feel a lot less special now.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 17:47:48
That's my advice to everyone.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 08:59:15
Look at a picture of me and rub the front of your pants
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 08:58:29
I can say I love El Barto. And that counts as saying I love Jimmy because you are one and the same.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| darwin |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 08:58:25
Sometimes a forbidden love is the best love of all. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 08:47:02
i don't feel any less anxiety though after saying it.
when do i start to feel better el barto? |
| jimmy |
Posted - 10/16/2007 : 08:28:10
See how easy it is, kathryn? If floop can do it so can you.
Dear Readers,
To break the ice, how about if some of you follow floop's lead, and show kathryn how easy it is to express your devotion to me.
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| floop |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 20:42:03
i love you el barto |
| jimmy |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 20:26:31
Dear kathryn,
My advice to you is this: you need to clearly and completely declare your love for me- jimmy, before you go crazy. No one is going to judge you. Half the forum ( that's a very conservative count ) is in love with me too. Look around.
Tell me how you feel about me and the anxiety will disappear. I promise.
jimmy
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 19:46:52
Jimmy, for fuck's sake.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 19:44:43
Really? Wow, I never thought of you as being Italian or Ecuadorian? I always thought you were blonde, or at least really light-skinned.
Greaseball.
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 14:14:37
Yes, yes, yes, no. I am 1/4 Ecuadorian though.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 07:27:15
Dear mr. bdh,
Is your name really Mario? That's my cat's name, but I didn't name him. So are you white? Italian? Puerto rican?
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 20:44:25
Dear jimmy,
What would you think of me adding an accent to my name? Mário? Or mr.bíscúítdóúghhéád? You'd have to have a really loud voice to say that.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 13:20:39
The Bush theocracy left me no choice but to leave and now Frank is punishing me by not yet announcing an East Coast Bluefinger tour.
What am I doing answering you, floop, anyway? Where's El Barto gone to in his own thread?
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| floop |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 12:22:30
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
is it not unfair to be punished for one's geographic location? How can Frank do this to us non-Western star uberfans?
Thank you
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
correct me if i'm wrong but if you willingly move to Canada, by choice, then aren't you punishing yourself in a way? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 05:55:07
Dear Jimmy
I like how you did that, nicely but unconvincingly sidestepped the whole Jim thing. So only sex questions but keyboard questions are ok? Maybe we should have a thread where all the Frank fans from across the universe use their nation's own keyboards and communicate with funky accents -- think of the understanding, the mutual harmony. Kinda like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YokTEojsXR8
What do you think? P.S. The swooning question is a sex question. D'uh.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 05:50:11
AAAAAhhhhh!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 10/13/2007 : 01:50:23
My spécíál kéybóárd wás hánd mádé ín Ámérícán júst só yóú knów
Áré áll thésé áccénts tóó Ún-Ámérícán fór yóú?
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 23:32:08
Dear Sean,
The blue wire.
By the way, I think this came up somewhere else, but how do you get that line over the "a" in Sean? Do you have a special keyboard?
Also, just some friendly advice: You should stop using that line over the "a" in Sean- it tells people, right off the bat, that you aren't American. That's not something you want to advertise. ( You should tell people that you're an American citizen, and that you picked up the accent while attending a private school in Ireland as a child. )
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 23:25:23
Dear Kathryn,
I like that: El Jimmo. Good one. Now get back to me when you've got a question about sex.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 05:47:46
El Jimmo,
Floop, WHO IS SEEING FRANK TOMORROW NIGHT, was mean to me. I realize that now you only take sex questions but please answer this one: is it not unfair to be punished for one's geographic location? How can Frank do this to us non-Western star uberfans?
Thank you
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 02:51:23
Exactly kathryn!! just like oxycontin- all these rednecks started dying and it got the nickname "hillbilly heroin". Thats just a stupid name thought up by some newspaper editor ( probably coastline ).
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/12/2007 : 02:48:15
I think from now on I'm only gonna answer sex questions.
I miss Dr. Ruth, she was pretty cool on Donahue and my paper used to run her advice column. I get the feeling that when people asked her advice she always answered honestly, without any regard to what the newspapers might say or what other readers might say.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 22:49:47
If jimmy doesn't say he's el barto soon, I'm gonna freak out.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| floop |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 22:03:46
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Dear Jimmy
I remember when meth wasn't this crazy drug that fucked you up, when it was this useful drug that helped you do homework. Jimmy, why do rednecks speedfreaks always end up ruining everything for us good people?
My other question, Jimmy, has to do with feelings I have for some of my fellow forum members. I speak of those fortunate enough to be seeing the Bluefinger tour. I have tried to work though my feelings of jealousy and outright envy but all I can come up with is blame. I blame Frank. If Frank hadn't forgotten, oh, a huge chunk of North America, then I wouldn't feel such jealousy in my heart toward forumites I've long considered friends. What do you suggest, Jimmy?
Thank you, Jimmy. I am still awaiting your advice about the swooning because it won't stop.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
that's what you get for moving to Canada.
sorry Jimmy (el barto), i felt the need to step in |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 20:48:56
Dear Jimmy
I remember when meth wasn't this crazy drug that fucked you up, when it was this useful drug that helped you do homework. Jimmy, why do rednecks speedfreaks always end up ruining everything for us good people?
My other question, Jimmy, has to do with feelings I have for some of my fellow forum members. I speak of those fortunate enough to be seeing the Bluefinger tour. I have tried to work though my feelings of jealousy and outright envy but all I can come up with is blame. I blame Frank. If Frank hadn't forgotten, oh, a huge chunk of North America, then I wouldn't feel such jealousy in my heart toward forumites I've long considered friends. What do you suggest, Jimmy?
Thank you, Jimmy. I am still awaiting your advice about the swooning because it won't stop.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 18:45:30
Dear King,
I've never tried, or known anyone who's tried, meth, but I've heard that a possible side effect is paranoia.
I'm the wrong person to tell you not to do it, but, please, I beg you, don't do it.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 17:50:00
Dear Jimmy,
after watching this amazing video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L65TR9IwlR8
I'm considering become a Meth head because I feel peer pressured by my chameleons to be cool. Any advice?
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We're going on a sweaty, man love picnic!
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 17:38:16
I used to like talking about politics,ect, once in a while, coast, but now I just feel uncomfortable. I don't want to convince anyone of anything.
But anyway, the FCC is real government censorship, and it always seems weird to me that nobody ever complains about it ( though, I guess Howard Stern used to ).
The fines, all the punishments that stations could get for broadcasting certain things- I just can't believe that the FCC is still around.
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| coastline |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 12:27:44
Good advice, darwin. I hereby resign my position -- before jimmy even gets here to find out I'd taken it in the first place.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| darwin |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 12:23:21
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
Oh, and as for the baseball, darwin, I only gave up on my boys because I have a weak heart. (Which is, again, unrelated to giving advice.) And besides, when the Yankees beat the Red Sox 19-8 or whatever it was in Game 3 in 2004, don't tell me you didn't feel it was over.
Yes, I did, and I thus realize I'm not qualified to dispense advice. I leave it to the professionals. |
