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Mikymoose Posted - 01/24/2006 : 12:21:47
I'm going to make maple syrup in my yard this year, and I cant figure out the amount of sap collected per amount of time. In other words, how much sap flows from a 18" maple in one hour?

I have to figure out the times.

Thanx to anybody

Michael
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mr.biscuitdoughhead Posted - 07/09/2006 : 12:56:54
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn


A fascinating first post.

Exactly what I was thinking.


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Carl Posted - 07/09/2006 : 10:03:06
I've never tasted maple syrup, but that hasn't stopped me composing a poem in it's honour:

Oh maple leaf, oh maple leaf,
You are so sweet, you are so sweet...


Er, that's it.




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tobafett Posted - 07/08/2006 : 20:40:18
I would consider suspect any mouse renting scuba gear in the area.
kathryn Posted - 07/08/2006 : 19:59:15
also gone missing in quebec:

cheese

cheese, missing underwater no less.

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/10/10/cheese20051010.html



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tobafett Posted - 07/08/2006 : 13:58:42
I would consider suspect any large pancake dinner in the area.
floop Posted - 07/08/2006 : 12:20:13
someone must really like syrup




"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur
hammerhands Posted - 07/08/2006 : 12:13:37
http://www.940news.com/locale.php?news=2695


Maple syrup winds up missing
2006-07-08 11:46:27

Truckloads of maple syrup valued at more than one (m) million dollars have gone missing from a Quebec warehouse. Thieves apparently used heavy trucks to make off with a thousand barrels of golden syrup sometime over the past few days. The theft happened at a facility operated by the controversial Quebec federation of maple syrup producers in Scott-Jonction, 50 kilometres south of Quebec City.
In a radio interview several of the federation's directors suggested the robbery may have been committed by disenchanted workers in the sector. The Surete du Quebec is investigating. Since 2002, there has been a running battle between several producers and the federation, which has instituted limits on the sale and production of syrup. A 23 (m) million kilogram surplus is reportedly sitting in three federation warehouses.


floop Posted - 02/06/2006 : 11:12:22
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

They have a new system. It goes D, B, A, C.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."



that at least makes sense
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/30/2006 : 06:20:01
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Oh shoot, that's right.

Okay except Mikey here.
He knows where its at.
Listen to him.

And of all the Canadian places to visit Frog, you're going to go to Saskatchewan???

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That's better.

Go Canada!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
VoVat Posted - 01/29/2006 : 10:20:30
They have a new system. It goes D, B, A, C.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
floop Posted - 01/28/2006 : 16:25:42
it's kind of weird how Grade B maple syrup is considered better than Grade A.

i still can't wrap my mind around that
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/28/2006 : 13:44:16
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Frog - Not until I'm either morbidly obese or nearly dead. Seriously, you should see it down there.



I swear I'll see Saska and you'll see Frogski. The only question is, when? It's a bit too soon to decide but I agree, May would be the ideal time. And I'm an idealist :)


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VoVat Posted - 01/28/2006 : 12:57:55
A lot of the syrups they sell at stores and have at restaurants are really just corn syrup.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/28/2006 : 11:00:58
VoVat - me too, just nice to have a change, plus that stuff doesn't qualify as maple syrup anyway. Well, I've never been to an IHOP, but Phil's does the same thing...

Frog - Not until I'm either morbidly obese or nearly dead. Seriously, you should see it down there.

It doesn't generally get too cold in April and a snowstorm like that at that time of the year, up until the last three or four years, would've been unheard of.


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/28/2006 : 10:07:17
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

Incidentally, Yann, if you do come here, later is better. April is still considered winter, though we call it spring. Ask FB. He had to drive through a pretty wicked blizzard the last time the Catholics were here, and that was the last weekend in April.


Uh... any plans to move to Florida? ;)


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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!"
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/27/2006 : 15:20:31
Incidentally, Yann, if you do come here, later is better. April is still considered winter, though we call it spring. Ask FB. He had to drive through a pretty wicked blizzard the last time the Catholics were here, and that was the last weekend in April. Late May is the ideal time, I think.

PS I resent my province being associated in any way with Condoleeza. :P


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
VoVat Posted - 01/27/2006 : 10:09:39
You know, when I'm at IHOP or something, I always use the fruit-flavored syrups, rather than the maple.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/26/2006 : 09:24:56
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
And of all the Canadian places to visit Frog, you're going to go to Saskatchewan???



I'd go to Paraguay if Dean lived there :)

Plus, I love those strange, unpronounceable names. You know, Saskatchewan. Kamtchatka. Oklahoma. Condoleezza. Uncompahgre. We don't have that in France...

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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!"
Carolynanna Posted - 01/26/2006 : 08:20:06
Hmmm did you get a prosperity cheque yet? :p

I'm taking mine and buying a caselot of maple syrup, hehe.

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Don't believe the hype.
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/26/2006 : 08:15:01
Saskatchewan is the new Alberta, Carolyn. Except not so full of cowboys, rednecks, mad cows, and ultra-right wing nutjobs. Oh, we still have our share (except for the mad cows, they're a happy lot here), but...


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Carolynanna Posted - 01/26/2006 : 06:48:53
Oh shoot, that's right.

Okay except Mikey here.
He knows where its at.
Listen to him.

And of all the Canadian places to visit Frog, you're going to go to Saskatchewan???

__________
Don't believe the hype.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/26/2006 : 06:19:43
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Start by not listening to Kathryn,
or Floop,
or any of the Brits for that matter......




__________
Don't believe the hype.



After all the support I gave you during the Maple Wars.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/26/2006 : 01:47:42
Thanks Dean. Don't say it twice - I'm already planning a second trip to/in America for April or May, and I'm seriously thinking of paying you a visit...

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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!"
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/25/2006 : 20:56:29
Yann, even with that Vermont comment, you're always welcome here (though it may be that I plan to use your visit to educate you on maple syrup)...

PS I know this has come up, but warm maple syrup plus snow = Canadian candy.


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Daisy Girl Posted - 01/25/2006 : 16:46:09
Milky Moose. I have no clue. My husband says he's going to try. Should be intersting. Good luck!
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/25/2006 : 12:37:43
My spiritual family lives in Vermont and Saskatchewan...

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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!"
Carolynanna Posted - 01/25/2006 : 12:04:48
Frog! How could you!?
What about all your French Canadien brothers and sisters?

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Don't believe the hype.
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/25/2006 : 12:02:59
Real maple syrup comes from Vermont maple trees.

I said.


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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!"
Carl Posted - 01/25/2006 : 11:59:01
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Maple syrup actually comes from maple trees?


I'm not being sarcastic here, I really didn't know!

pas de dutchie!
Frog in the Sand Posted - 01/25/2006 : 11:52:52


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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!"
Carolynanna Posted - 01/25/2006 : 10:06:16
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Look at that,
I think they're drinking clamato juice!

__________
Don't believe the hype.



Those are Ceasars. What is wrong with you? ha


... Childbirth is no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.



Oh snap, I guess I didn't see the celery or pickled asparagus.

__________
Don't believe the hype.
Little Black Francis Posted - 01/24/2006 : 19:56:36
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Look at that,
I think they're drinking clamato juice!

__________
Don't believe the hype.



Those are Ceasars. What is wrong with you? ha


... Childbirth is no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
Carl Posted - 01/24/2006 : 16:43:26
Hi, Miky. Maple syrup actually comes from maple trees?

pas de dutchie!
Carolynanna Posted - 01/24/2006 : 15:12:19
Hoohah,
I was totally waiting for that.

__________
Don't believe the hype.
floop Posted - 01/24/2006 : 15:06:43
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
even he'd know that tap-worthy maples are bigger than 18 inches.



LBF's mom knows that too. believe me

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