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Monsieur Posted - 01/22/2006 : 11:16:36
This weekend I realized that no matter how desperate things might seem, all I need to do is imagine myself wearing a speedo and I instantly feel better.

Anyone else feels this way?


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/26/2006 : 06:15:58
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara



banana hammocks,


i hate anyone who doesn't like me.



Niiiiiiiiiice.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
billgoodman Posted - 01/25/2006 : 13:54:26
nice on Doog


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God save the Noisies
Doog Posted - 01/25/2006 : 12:39:49
Are we not men? We are SPEEDO

Sorry, wrong thread.

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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Carolynanna Posted - 01/25/2006 : 12:05:33
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

Carlyn, you fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche. But it's ok, I still love you (only slightly less than...)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



Yeah yeah yeah, make with the speedo pic.

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Don't believe the hype.
kathryn Posted - 01/25/2006 : 11:38:40
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

Carlyn, you fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche. But it's ok, I still love you (only slightly less than...)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



Nothing about Carlyn is pathetic!


I got some heaven in my head

Monsieur Posted - 01/25/2006 : 11:35:44
Carlyn, you fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche. But it's ok, I still love you (only slightly less than...)


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
dayanara Posted - 01/25/2006 : 09:06:43
i've noticed that french canadians tourists love banana hammocks, you can spot them a mile a way on the beaches down here. heinous.


i hate anyone who doesn't like me.
Carolynanna Posted - 01/25/2006 : 07:51:39
Let me tell you its a whole lot better than his "I'm so bloody intelligent and y'all fall pathetically short of stimulating my psyche..." type threads.

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Don't believe the hype.
tacolicker Posted - 01/25/2006 : 07:42:34
I think the real question you should ask yourself is... why do you fantasize about yourself in a speedo?

you can follow that up with... why did you decide to divulge that on a public messageboard?
Newo Posted - 01/25/2006 : 06:26:09
quote:
Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *



France
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Posted - 01/24/2006 : 04:38:07
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Why would I wear a strap-on? I like the racoon idea though.



Depends where you wear the strap-on. I´ve just finished reading a book of interviews with David Cronenberg, I think my brain is going to be like this for a while.


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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.
Monsieur Posted - 01/25/2006 : 05:50:10
If I post my picture in a Speedo, will I be banned from the forum?


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
remig Posted - 01/24/2006 : 14:14:17
That's the only speedo I know:


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/24/2006 : 05:04:14
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

When you're wearing a speedo you don't really care about what other people think about it.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust



That makes sense.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Monsieur Posted - 01/24/2006 : 04:38:07
Why would I wear a strap-on? I like the racoon idea though.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Newo Posted - 01/24/2006 : 02:50:42
Hey visualise yourself wearing a stuffed racoon on your head and a strap-on if thats what it takes to get you through working till 2am.

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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night.
Monsieur Posted - 01/24/2006 : 02:33:46
When you're wearing a speedo you don't really care about what other people think about it.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
PixieSteve Posted - 01/23/2006 : 14:37:39
boxer brief swimwear? sounds gay.


Your mum
Carolynanna Posted - 01/23/2006 : 14:35:35
Actually, I think I better quit while I'm ahead...
kathryn Posted - 01/23/2006 : 13:18:18
Nooooooo! No speedo pix. Boxer briefs, yes, speedos no. Speedos baaaad.
Case in point:



Yeah, that's Ahnold.


I got some heaven in my head

Carolynanna Posted - 01/23/2006 : 12:53:52
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

what more could you want?




His (or your) speedo pic posted....




__________
Don't believe the hype.
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/23/2006 : 12:10:15
Carolyn, you already got to meet Speedom, what more could you want?


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Carl Posted - 01/23/2006 : 11:50:05
Well they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mister Earl (bop-bop-a-diddle-ee).

pas de dutchie!
Carolynanna Posted - 01/23/2006 : 06:30:14
Lets go speedos lets go!

The boys of this forum are all yella!

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Don't believe the hype.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 01/23/2006 : 05:34:07
Speedos are for people with no fashion sense whatsoever. They are laughed at in this country, and rightly so.

That said, if anyone could pull it off, that man may well be Adnan.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
starmekitten Posted - 01/23/2006 : 01:27:25
that man has no belly button, it's a crater!
Superabounder Posted - 01/22/2006 : 21:00:49
You mean these things? These are VERY hot.




I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside
kathryn Posted - 01/22/2006 : 18:11:42
Forget the speedo. Think boxer briefs. Boxer briefs...a reason to be glad to be alive.


I got some heaven in my head

Superabounder Posted - 01/22/2006 : 17:39:07
Maybe if a couple of you ladies would kick this off with some bikini shots it would get us guys moving on the fruit smuggler pics.



I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside
Cult_Of_Frank Posted - 01/22/2006 : 17:25:53
Please for the love of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, no!


"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Carolynanna Posted - 01/22/2006 : 15:31:14
Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha, ahem.

Alright! I've been trying to get speedo pics forever,
start the trend adnan.

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Don't believe the hype.
Monsieur Posted - 01/22/2006 : 11:51:27
I am thinking of posting a picture of myself in a speedo to boost the topic...


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Monsieur Posted - 01/22/2006 : 11:37:34
quote:
Originally posted by zub_the_goat

quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

all I need to do is imagine myself wearing a speedo and I instantly feel better.




Is that your way of telling us something/a new cheesy chat up line monsieur?



I don't know where you are right now, zub the goat.
I am at my office, it's 9pm and I have plenty of work to do so I probably won't be home before 2am.

Now I just have to imagine my self, at my desk, wearing a speedo, and life seems so much better...



I will show you fear in a handful of dust
zub_the_goat Posted - 01/22/2006 : 11:30:52
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

all I need to do is imagine myself wearing a speedo and I instantly feel better.




Is that your way of telling us something/a new cheesy chat up line monsieur?
Superabounder Posted - 01/22/2006 : 11:27:56
There are few people that I can imagine in a Speedo that would actually make me feel better, let alone myself.



I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside

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